Home girl looks like she's getting all cracked out. I love her music but if I was walking down the street with some kids and she came squat-walking at us, they'd wonder why Quasimoto was in our neighborhood.
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I know, it's just a mud mask but do you go walking around town like this? Shoot, she looks better with that mask on her face than I do on a normal day.
Jessica Simpson leaving Winston's nightclub yesterday at 2:30 am.
I like it. Now that Jess has a man, she has really let herself go. This outfit is brilliant. If she keeps rocking fug like this, it will take people at least three months to tell when the bitch has been knocked up.
Crazy Cruise brought out his classic automobile for his photo opp with the paps when he let Katie Holmes out of her dungeon so she could pick at some salad. They had dinner in Beverly Hills the other night and when Tom returned to his car, he just couldn't get it started. It took him a few minutes.
His mute doormat was uncomfortable. She couldn't call him a dumbass like she wanted to. Just look at how deep Katie's sucking in her cheeks. I like it.
This is a video of Alanis Morissette covering Fergie's "My Humps."
* Reminder: My new Tuesdays and Thursdays blogger starts tomorrow!!! =)
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Little boy from Family Ties (now 25) arrested for allegedly beating up his girlfriend
Hollywood glamorizes teenage sex - Bourbon Hipster
Nelly Furtado shows everyone how it's done - Celebrity Smack
Everyone hates Sanjaya - Ninja Dude
Beyonce on the Today show, pics and video - Juicy-News
Scarlett Johansson is a pervert - Into Gossip
Rosie O'Donnell responds to Bill O'Reilly's attack. It didn't take her long - Bumpshack
Carmen Electra needs to get over herself - Allie Is Wired
John Stewart in the nude, no not funnyman Jon Stewart, this dork is Rod Stewart's son - Seriously? OMG! WTF?
An X-Files sequel? - Glitterati
Thora Birch's dad Jack Birch is so supportive, he demanded to watch his daughter's sex scene filmed for "The Winter of Frozen Dreams."
For intimate moments on sets, the director is there and the sets are closed, however, they opened the place up for Thora's daddy dearest.
"It was so wrong," said one insider. "The director is saying, âHarder! Faster!' and the father is giving Winters the thumbs up."Jack Birch was on the set every day giving orders - even telling director Eric Mandelbaum where to place his camera so that Thora would look her best.
Her dad, who "looks like Charles Manson" in a "full-length leather coat and wraparound sunglasses, even at night.
Was Thora nude during these scenes? She could have been wearing undies and pasties. That doesn't mean Jack's a pervert! * COUGH *
Hey, I didn't say it, I just typed it. TMZ's headline Anna's "Anus Is Unremarkable" is sensationalism at its best. Uh, should I call celeb gossip journalism?
Along with the list of nine drugs found in her system, Anna Nicole Smith's autopsy report bizarrely reveals that her "anus is unremarkable."
In the eight page report, Dr. Perper describes, in detail, the condition of Anna's body.
The report lists every mark on Anna's body, even tattoos.
Smith's body art included the words "Daniel" and "Papas," a pair of red lips, a Playboy bunny, a combination of a Christ head, a bible, a naked women's torso and a smiling Marilyn Monroe among others.
On a positive note, Anna's fingernails and toenails were both listed as "clean."
Ya gotta hand it to tmz for being so not so funny. Anyone wonder when the Anna Nicole coverage is going to end? Sometime in 2007, 2008?
Bruce Willis and Demi Moore's super fug daughter Rumor wanted to show the world just how classy she is. Or maybe she only wanted her friends on Facebook to see this mess? Either way, her pics are all over the net now. The internet is evil, but not as dumb as this ho. 
Latex tastes like nastiness. Drunk already? Heading to "rehab" soon?
The FCC has received some crazy complaints about Prince's Super Bowl halftime performance.
One complaint came from a man who claimed the performance left him with erectile dysfunction and another woman complained she feared Prince's performance would turn her son gay!
Why complain about your flaccid ween? How much is that worth. And I hope that crazy bitch's son is a queen. What a homophobe. Haha.
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