WTF News (Page 48)

Jordan & Peter Andre Named Their New Baby, Bunny?

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Seriously? How does Jordan go from naming her first child Harvey to going completely on the other end of the spectrum and naming your baby, Bunny? I'm hoping that's just what they're calling their baby till they have a real name. Kinda like when you get a new kitten and just call it 'kitty' till you figure out a real name. ;)

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Lilly Allen Shows She's A Triple Nipple Threat

Experience Lilly whipping out her third nipple for yourself! Is this seriously a third nipple? Do little third nipples get hard when they're fondled or when it's cold, like normal nipples? I think it looks more like a cancerous mole. Hey the more nips the merrier!

Kelly Rowland Collapsed During Performance In Nigeria

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Kelly Rowland collapsed onstage early Sunday in Lagos, Nigeria, where she had been performing.Dehydration was the cause, her rep, Yvette Noel Schure, said in a statement.Rowland was taken to an undisclosed Lagos hospital for a check-up and was reported to be in "good condition."

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WTF Pic Of The Day: Dennis Rodman

He's just looking straight nasty in this pic. The crusty armpit, his short & curly pubes pokin' out the top of his pants.... And did he piss himself or what?

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Photographer Beaten Outside ESPY Awards

TMZ shot this video taken after a couple men knocked a photographer down and then slammed his head on the pavement, leaving him convulsing.

Another photographer freaks out and goes after the men, all fired up.

I don't care who you are, nobody deserves to be left convulsing in the streets. The thugs were arrested, but let's hope they learn a lesson from all of this. They could have killed a man last night.

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Panic and violence erupted on the streets of Hollywood last night after a brutal late night attack left a celeb photographer unconscious and convulsing outside of an ESPY Awards after party.

The fight began after two random jerks decided to act as Rumer Willis' bodyguards as she made her way out of Skybar and then allegedly got violent with paparazzi. According to witnesses on scene, one of the men allegedly tripped a photographer who was attempting to take pix of the star. As the stunned shutterbug got up and tried to identify the culprit, we're told another friend of the wannabe-bodyguards grabbed the photog by the head and slammed him to the ground head first, knocking him out and causing convulsions.

TMZ cameras caught sound of the attack and the immediate aftermath. You see another photog got nuts on the evildoers with his fists. Cops arrived shortly after and the man who allegedly slammed the photog to the ground was arrested.

The snapper was rushed to a hospital, where he was treated for three cracked ribs, a possibly dislocated shoulder and a concussion.

Would You Hit It?

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And for the ladies...

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Jocelyn Wildenstein and Dennis Avner, the Cosmetic King & Queen of the World

James Blunt Sold His Sister On eBay

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James Blunt sold his sister on eBay to help her out of a bind.

She ended up with a husband out of the deal.

Blunt told British GQ that he had an eBay addiction three years ago before he was famous and all. So when his 27 year-old sister couldn't make a funeral in Southern Ireland due to transit strikes, a lightbulb went off in James' little nogin. Why not have an auction begging someone with a helicopter to fly her there?

The ad read,

"Damsel in distress seeks knight in shining armor! Desperate to get to a funeral in Southern Ireland, please help!"

The winning bidder was a well-to-do London man with a chopper. The two are planning to marry this summer.

I can only guess what their 'song' will be. I won't even say it, because it'll get stuck in your pretty little heads.

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Amy Winehouse Wants a Baby

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Crazy ass drunk Amy Winehouse aparrently thinks she is ready to be a mother. Winehouse desperately wants to have children with hubby Blake Fielder-Civil, according to her father Mitch, a cab driver.

He says,

"They are thinking of having children soon. She is all caught up in her career at the moment but she often talks about wanting a baby. You just never know what she's going to do next. Amy will probably want to carry on writing and singing so I've told her I would help out with a baby. Her mum Janis and me can fight over who looks after him or her! I wouldn't want Amy to have a nanny, we'll giver her all the help she needs."

Maybe she could name it 'Red' Winehouse. Who is she kidding? She can't even make concerts because she can't keep her ass out of the bars. I hope daddy is excited to have a grandchild, because he'll be the one raising it.

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I'm In Love With Clay Aiken

This fruitcake is hot shit! But Clay Aiken fans seriously need to shut the eff up! These bitches need to get laid. Claymates can orgasm over a fingersnap.

Clay sings some of your faves: Baby Got Back, Like A Virgin, Bills, Bills, Bills, 1999, Oops, I Did It Again, Yeah, Sexyback and more.

Gayken should come out of the closet already. Oh, I forgot, Claymates said they would sue Clay if he says he's gay because they were "deceived" and under the impression that he was straight - sounds fair to me?!

I hate Claymates, but who doesn't? Enjoy Gayken in all his flamboyant glory!

OMG, This Baby Is Doomed! Nicole Richie IS Pregnant!!!

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TMZ has independently confirmed that Nicole Richie is pregnant.The starlet has been dating Good Charlotte frontman Joel Madden for over six months. Rumors have been swirling for months that Richie and Madden were expecting, but TMZ has confirmed through several sources that she is, in fact, with child.

In Touch magazine is also reporting that the couple will wed this summer. Richie is currently facing DUI charges stemming from her arrest last December, when she was found driving the wrong way on a California highway.

Richie's trial is set for July 11. If convicted, she faces a minimum of five days in jail.

I had to label this post "sad/tragic" because this poor baby is doomed. This bitch needs to get off the starvation diet, stat!

I can't wait for baby pics. Bones Richie was probably poppin' Vicodin and everything else for months. Her child may be "special". Let's face it, how did she know she was preggers? She's too thin to menstruate, how could she be tipped off by the absence of her period.

This is so disturbing. Nicole Richie a mom? Britney's gonna look like the mother of the year. Maybe Paris is next. Either way, this is some apocalypse now shit. Say your prayers.


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