I’ve grown to love Martha Stewart because one of my girl friends worships her. Lauryn Hill on the other hand, I’ve grown to dislike greatly. She is one of the biggest present day talent wasters in music history. She looks busted, the black Amy Wino. I’d love to see what her ass looks like a few years from now. She is one baby making, crackhead mess.
Isn’t Martha so cute, smiling all big like a fan? Adorable. Also noteworthy, Martha’s man hands! Thank God she’s not a lezzie, she’d knock so many uteruses up throats during passionate finger banging sessions. Good Gawd.
It was just last night that I was reading Radar Magazine’s article on Shannen Doherty while on the bike at the gym. Now it’s all ovah!!! R.I.P.
Radar, the smart-shallow magazine and website, is laying off “EVERYONE.” This will be everyone’s last day at the office, apparently. The New York Observer says that “there might a business arrangement to keep the web site afloat and that it will be sold to AMI,” although we’ve heard no confirmation of that [UPDATE: It's true]. It appears that Radar chief Maer Roshan has, indeed, killed trees until all the money is gone.
Paris Hilton and Benji Madden have been together for a whopping eight months!!!!!!!! Benji is really into Paris and I think she’s into him, too?! A scientific study should be created to find out how a tall skank gets moist over a vertically challenged, chunky troll.
Benji Madden would like to set the record straight.
“Paris is the love of my life,” he tells Life & Style. “She’s the most beautiful woman in the world. These rumors are not only hurtful but completely false and absurd. She is my life and the woman I want to spend the rest of my life with.
I never give off any impression other than that I am madly in love with Paris. I am disgusted that people would make up such malicious lies. She is my life, my heart and my soul and is the most important thing in my life. No one exists but her. I am the most loyal guy in the world and would never even look at anyone else.”
And Paris?
“Benji and I have an amazing relationship and I trust him with my life. I don’t ever believe rumors regarding my love. I know he would never hurt me and he knows the same about me.”
I know from personal encounters that the Maddens are two of the nicest guys in Hollyweird, but that doesn’t mean this match-up doesn’t freak me the hell out!
What will their spawn look like? I really need one of those Conan O’Brien ‘If They Mated’ pictures. I’m thinkin’ chubby, wide-faced kids with Siamese eyes, Paris’ beak nose and some wonky wonk.
I was lucky enough to find this wonderful picture in my inbox. The Photoshop is perfection. Both Barack Obama and Sarah Palin’s body doubles have the same shade complexions, and Sarah’s hair looks good. Great job!! Haha.
Thanks Kim!
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Anne Hathaway’s ex Raffaello Folleri has been sentenced to 4 and 1/2 years in prison - People
On receiving a death threat after joking about George W. Bush when hosting this year’s MTV Awards
“(Hosting the awards) was a lot of fun, especially the death threat,” Brand told Britain’s Radio 1. “If you are going to kill someone, don’t give them advance notice, that gives you a chance to prepare.
How can you, while watching the telly, think ‘Oh, I don’t enjoy this. No, I’m not enjoying this at all. Right, I’m going to kill him’. That’s a huge jump.”
Sounds like some Dixie Chicks backlash shit. Can adults not agree to disagree? Kids settle shiz like this on the playground by going to the monkey bars if too many people are playing in the sand box. It’s simple, you disagree, join forces with those who share your opinions instead of resorting to violence and threats.
Threatening Russell over his hair and guyliner, now that’s a different story.
First of all, Kanye looks like a black, manic depressive Pee Wee Herman in the promo shots. I take this as a red flag.
While Kanye West may be a super talent, I’m unsure of what to think. Will his new work stray too much from what we love and know Ye for? The new album is reportedly singing only; and by the serious look on Kanye’s face, I wouldn’t be surprised if fans slit their wrist to his new tracks. Just saying.
After three days of deliberations, a mistrial has been declared in Brit Brit’s misdemeanor driving with no license case. Tax dollars at work, y’all!
Britney was driving without her license. It was a fact, yet an entire trial needed to commence in order to determine that bitch was driving without a license.
The eight female, four male jury was unable to break their deadlock. How complicated was this case?!!!
“This does feel like a victory,” Spears’ attorney Michael Flanagan told E! News.
Van Nuys Superior Court Judge James A. Steele dismissed the jury just moments after the prosecution and defense were allowed to deliver additional closing statements to the jurors.
After five votes, the jury foreman confirmed they were deadlocked 10-2 in favor of acquitting the pop star. All told, the jurors deliberated slightly more than eight hours over a verdict—more time, incidentally, than the lawyers took to try the case.
