I'm sure most people wouldn't be thrilled to have a sh*tter named after them, but I would!

Pink seems to have good potty humor, too, after having a restroom named after her at the Brisbane Entertainment Centre in Australia. The Venue manager was so thrilled with Pink selling out 11 concerts that she named their poop room The Pink Ladies.

Venue manager Trish McNamara says, "To sell out 11 concerts is outstanding and Pink should be congratulated. The Pink Ladies symbolizes that success, and pays tribute to the artist for what she has achieved in Brisbane. Pink is now etched into our rock and roll history and we won't ever forget this extraordinary feat. Pink is our number one."

The outspoken rocker saw the funny side to the toilet humor - and urged her fans to "christen" her namesake. She shouted to the crowd during her show, "If anyone needs to pee later on, I have a toilet upstairs dedicated to me."

Congratulations on such an amazing achievement, Pink! Now if you could just get a colonoscopy camera named in your honor, I will seriously be your #1 fan.

The original Lindsay Lohan fauxmosexual, Anne Heche appeared on the Late Show With David Letterman last night where she gave one of the most entertaining interviews that I've seen in a while.

Anne Heche whined and complained about her ex-husband Corey Laffoon, whom she had a son, Homer, with. She tries to make Corey sound crazy for wanting to spend some quality time with their son. She should be happy that he wants to be so involved. But when you come from an upbringing as psychotic as Anne's - her father was a gay Baptist minister who allegedly molested her and then died of AIDS - what you consider "normal" is in a whole other sphere.

You'll wanna hold out until the end when Anne talks about checks. She made me laugh out loud and I kind of love her.

Ryan Jenkins didn't only kill Jasmine Fiore, but he killed the wet dreams of fans and bloggers across the world.

Vh1 has issued the following statement today:

Megan Wants A Millionaire Officially Canceled

So I did a story earlier about Lindsay Lohan being unemployable and after seeing these pics, that statement couldn't be any more true. Actually there is one job that should could do and do well with those lips besides porn... StarKist Tuna could hire her to be a side-kick to Charlie Tuna!

The girl has gone out a f*cked up her lips! Lindsay Lohan showed off her new plumpies in Soho last night and I'm sure the crowd gasped when they saw those lips. That is one overstuffed pucker and she should be slapped for doing it. Actually she shouldn't because that may make them fatter than they already are.

Mariah Carey needs to fire whoever did this craptacular airbrushing job on the photo for her new fragrance, Forever.

Yeah her body may look amazingly tiny in that dress but her eyes are all googly like she died and they propped her up for one last picture. You could almost mistake her for one of those Real Doll sex dolls!

I'm not sure what the heck is going on here, but Courtney Love posted these pics of herself with a turtle on her head on Twitter. If he pee'd on her head, she probably just considerd it good conditioning treatment and didn't wash it out. There could be great nutrients in turtle p*ss, you never know!

Is this the new love of her life since he can't talk and he can't make a mad dash to get away from the crazy b*tch? Look how nasty and dirty her fingers are in the second pic! She must have been scraping the last little bit of heroin tar off the spoon. Good to the last drop!

Note To Self: Don't take pics of Jay-Z and Beyonce when Jay's bodyguard is around! 

Jay-Z and his bootylicious Beyonce were being photographed after leaving a restaurant in Croatia Tuesday night and apparently Jay's bodyguard had enough of the paparazzi snapping the pics.

Jay's bodyguard ended up snatching one of the pap's tripod and threw it into the Adriatic Sea, and is now being charged with destroying personal property and assault. I don't understand why the bodyguard was charged when you can clearly see the camera dude jabbing his tripod at him!

The incident occurred at around 1:30 AM in Dubrovnik after Jay and Beyonce ate at a local restaurant. Police say they are trying to track down the bodyguard so they can talk to him -- the investigation is ongoing.

That's a bunch of bullsh*t! That bastard deserved to have his crap thrown in the water after swinging that tripod at Jay's hired bodyguard. He's lucky big boy didn't just pick him up and throw him into the sea instead!

Amber Rose is leaving nothing to the imagination in this thong bikini she was wearing in Miami yesterday. Do you think her man Kanye West is fine with it seeing how it's attracting the paparazzi which we all know he loves so much?

This isn't a thong bikini, it's more like orange fishing line holding a piece of cloth over her cooch. What's the point!?! She might as well just walk around naked! It can't be safe wearing something that tiny on a beach. All sorts of tiny little sea creatures can get in there.

Grey's Anatomy's hottest doctor, and one of the sexiest men on the planet, Eric Dane is seen walking around in the buff with wife Rebecca Gayheart and their friend, (Miss USA 2002, Celebrity Rehab patient and Playboy model) Kari Ann Peniche.

It's obvious that Eric Dane and Rebecca partake in threesomes. Threesomes while high, that is.

In the shortened version of the 12-minute f*ck tape, Rebecca says she has to lay down because she's so high and Eric proclaims that his porn star name would be "Tuff Hedemen" cause that's his favorite bull rider. Eric's first pornstar name is "Cocaine Manor." Hmmm...

All three horny dorks switch off camera duty before Rebecca is shown topless in the bathroom. Her boobs resemble a dude's, but Kari Ann has herself some chi chis. The dialogue is good and so is the footage. The uncensored version is supposed to be released soon. We're on this story like a weave on Britney's scalp.

More hotness below.

Some people are upset that Kelly Clarkson was airbrushed to death on the September cover of Self magazine.

My blogging buddy at www.bforyourlife.com articulated his thoughts on Self's newest cover girl and I couldn't agree more.

I thought that Self was a fitness and nutrition magazine. I would never think to put Kelly Clarkson on the cover of Self Magazine right now. Maybe two years ago, but not now. Not only that, but if I were Kelly Clarkson, I wouldn't want to be on the cover of Self Magazine.

The celebrities that are on the cover of Self are always really skinny and toned. They are always wearing bikinis or really fitted outfits. What is Kelly wearing? She is wearing a loose top, and white pants on a white background. It just screams "Hide the chunk!" This just seems extremely dissonant to me.

And with that, we have a lil common sense!

Anyway, Self's editor-in-chief, Lucy Danziger, fessed up and said, "Yes. Of course we do retouching. Did we alter her appearance? Only to make her look her personal best. I think this photo is the truest we have ever put out there on the newsstand."

Self is defeating the purpose of using a bigger woman by making her a smaller woman. Unfortunately, me thinks Self will return to featuring skinny a*s b*tches so that they don't have to defend themselves for their digital slimming.

Here's some more recent pictures of "the truest" images of Ms. Clarkson.

Do You Think Kelly Clarkson Should Lose Weight?