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Miley Cyrus Works the Stripper Pole at Teen Choice Awards

Miley Cyrus looks older, sounds like a man, and acts like a grown woman. A grown stripper woman to be exact.

At last night's taping of the 2009 Teen Choice Awards, Miley Cyrus performed her new song "Party in the USA" while clinging onto a stripper pole mounted on top of an ice cream cart. Miley was moving her "hips like this" and being the Disney slut that she is. She's taken notes from fellow Disney stars turned sluts like Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan, and it seems that the 16 year-old "virgin until marriage" is selling sex to sell albums.

Although Miley's fully clothed on the stripper pole, it shouldn't be there to begin with and parents should justifiably be upset by her performance. She sounds like a chipmunk! It's appalling.


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Lady Gaga Has a Penis, is a Hermaphrodite?

In what could be one of the cruelest rumors in pop music history, the internet is abuzz with allegations that Lady Gaga has female and male genitalia.

Lady Gaga Hermaphrodite photo

The rumor began with an alleged quote where Lady Gaga said,

"Its not something that I’m ashamed of, just isn’t something that I go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but I consider myself a female. Its just a little bit of a penis and really doesn’t interfere much with my life. The reason I haven’t talked about it is that its not a big deal to me. Like come on. Its not like we all go around talking about our vags. I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I’m sexy, I’m hot. I have both a poon and a peener. Big f*cking deal."

There's also the video after the jump where Lady Gaga's dress is hiked up and it looks like she quickly flashes her Vienna sausage before tugging her dress down. Continue Reading...

Kate Gosselin Halloween Costume

Have you been dreaming of looking like an angry mom of 8 with a f*cked up hair style? You can look like a hot mess for only $14.99!

Kate Gosselin Wig

Costume website buycostumes.com has come out with a Kate Gosselin wig that is so fab, I'm gonna buy one for myself!

I'm not gonna wear it for Halloween, I want to wear it as my every day hairstyle. That way maybe I can look like hell on wheels and get away with yelling at, and slapping everyone that p*sses me off.... just like Kate Gosselin!

Here's the websites description of this gorgeous wig:

Dubbed the "Eight Is Too Much Adult Wig," the "sleek and so stylish" hairpiece "will make people think you have eight children," a product description reads. It's "smooth and face-framing in the front with a short and puffy back that's full of volume."

Because Kate is the know it all on hairstyles she wants you to know not everyone can pull off her fabulous look.

"It's not going to work for everybody. I've seen people come through the book line with thin hair and [it] just won't work."

Who is Kate to say whom can pull off her craptacular hairstyle and whom can't? Kate, we're really not big fans of your hair and wish you would grow that shiznit out. It looks like you had someone cut your locks in the dark.

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Kevin Federline Is Fat!

Holy plumpness, Fat Fed! Kevin Federline is seriously getting fat and he looks like crap!

Kevin Federline Is Fattening Up

You need to do something about that big boy cause it's getting a bit out of control. Not that anyone is gonna want his sperm bank a** but at least he would be easier to look at.

Britney should see if she could stop his cash flow since it's all going to his 36 pack gut. Buy a trainer and get on a home delivered meal plan! Hell, do us all a favor and call Jenny Craig

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Amy Winehouse To Have A Perfume Line?

Amy Winehouse wants to launch a perfume line with the help of her dad, Mitch.

Amy Winehouse

They are hoping to land a deal worth $750,000 to bottle up her stench.

"Mitch is keen to license Amy's name to a perfume house. He has been in talks with manufacturers and contacted PR firms for advice. They want it to reflect her style with a classic smoky 1950s look and smell. Amy is keen to expand her brand and wants to latch on to the celeb perfumes bandwagon while she can."

A classic 1950s smoky look and smell? More like a 1950s smoke with a tiny hint of crack residue and foul body odor. Top it off with a dash of blood from cutting herself and a drop of toe funk from those flats she always wore, and she's got a winner!

Whitney Houston's 'I Look To You' Album Cover

Who is this lady? It's suppose to be Whitney Houston but this pic has been so over photo-shopped that it looks nothing like her.

Whitney Houston

After the million year wait for Whitney to release an album, we get stuck with a photo that looks more like the cowardly lion than Ms. Houston? Her music better be more appealing than its album cover.

This other promo pic for the album is better but there's still something off about her look. Did she have some type of plastic surgery or get her teeth over-done?

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New Footage of Michael Jackson's Pepsi Commercial Accident

Us Magazine has released never before seen footage of Michael Jackson's hair catching on fire during a 1984 Pepsi Commercial shoot. The magazine claims this accident is what started Michael's addiction to pain medication and plastic surgery.


Michael Jackson's Hair On Fire

As seen on the video, everything went fine the first few takes. It was on the sixth take that the pyrotechnics go off too early setting Michael's hair on fire. He is unaware his hair was in flames until after he walked down the steps, and started to dance. It appears that he does a couple of quick spins to try and put the flames out. At the end you can see where the flames have burned his scalp.

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Christian Bale As Manorexic Batman

These pics make me wanna give Christian Bale a sandwich. He's gone crazy on the weight loss again, but he doesn't look as thin as he was in The Machinist.

Christian Bale Extremely Thin

Christian has lost the weight to play the role of boxer turned heroin addict Dicky Eklund. Is it just me or has this weight loss taken a toll on his hair? Or is it just dirty and doing it's own thing? If he goes too crazy with the weight loss for films, he's gonna seriously do damage to himself.

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Lady GaGa's Dominatrix Mask

I'm at a loss for words on these photos of Lady GaGa at the Isle of Malta MTV Special press junket.

Lady Gaga

Is Lady GaGa showing off a costume for a new Star Wars movie? Forget to change out of her dominatrix mask before coming to this press conference? She looks like she would just walk into walls because she can't see with that contraption on her head!

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OK Magazine's Dead Michael Jackson Picture Cover

ETonline was the first media outlet to run the picture of Michael Jackson in the ambulance and OK! magazine actually spent $500,000 on Michael's "last" photo. The New York Posts asks, was it worth it?

Some staffers objected to owner Richard Desmond's  decision to put the ghoulish picture on this week's cover -- and it looks like advertisers and readers may agree.

"Media buyers have canceled upcoming meetings to discuss rates. It's a disgrace. They've sunk to a new low." In addition, Sean Combs and Jay-Z are said to be so furious, "they're organizing a boycott," according to our source.

A rep for OK! said, "This is untrue."

Naturally the NY Post is going to inflate the backlash. Some people may be furious, but I'm not surprised by OK's cover choice at all. Trash is what keeps tabloid magazines successful.

The offensive pic is after the jump.Continue Reading...

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