WTF News (Page 8)

The rumors are true. Khloe Kardashian will be getting married to LA Lakers' forward Lamar Odom and she'll be doing so this Sunday.

The ceremony is being thrown together so quickly that guests are being notified by phone that formal invitations will arrive this week.

The couple went ring shopping over the weekend – and found a sparkler that Kardashian liked.

The couple have only been dating for about a month – but their whirlwind romance is going well.

Things are obviously "going well" for both of them to co-sign on this, but they won't remain that way for very long. Does Khloe have four months to live?!!! Did E! promise Khloe her own show like Kendra Wilkinson?

Granted Khloe has seen Kourtney Kardashian's prize for a boyfriend, Scott Disick, and how things are going absolutely nowhere with Kim and Reggie Bush, I could understand WHY she wants to commit, but WHY NOW? Khloe's marrying a stranger and vice versa. Does she even know what Lamar's farts smell like, his bedroom fetishes, or what his family is like? She's looking really stupid right now. Funny how Khloe's the one who looks completely retarded. Lamar Odom's obviously involved in this too, but I feel that this shotgun crap is more of her idea than his.

UPDATE: Lamar's the one who wanted to get married so soon.

There has been equally as many fights on The View as there have been episodes, and things did not cool down when Kate Gosselin appeared as a co-host.

Whoopi Goldberg goes off on Kate for showing up when Jon Gosselin had his custody day. Jon & Kate Plus Hate's argument was documented all over the press: the police were called, Kate was crying, etc.

Kate says that she did not trust Stephanie Santoro - who later claimed that she sexed Kate's ex-husband nine times - to babysit and she felt uncomfortable leaving her eight children with that ho.

Whoopi has no right to get mad at Kate for wanting to protect her kids. Kate offered to watch the kids instead of having Stephanie do it, but Jon said no. He also disrespected Kate by choosing a babysitter that she didn't approve of.

Sometimes Whoopi Goldberg is brilliant on The View, other times she says a lot of stupid things that really offend me, e.g. gay people's struggle is the same as African Americans' struggle?!!

She is insane and Kate is completely right. I just wanna shove some of Whoopi's dreads down her throat. I'm not buff like Serena Williams who probably could shove a few tennis balls down someone's throat, I'd have to go for something much simpler if I took on Whoopi, and I'd gladly do it.

Wow! Khloe Kardashian has always seemed to be the only mildly intelligent and level headed of the Kardashian sisters. But Us Weekly magazine "has confirmed" that Khloe plans to get married to Los Angeles Lakers forward Lamar Odom in the next two weeks!

"Khloe and Lamar want to get married before Lamar has to go away for training, and the [basketball] season starts up [this fall].

"They are hoping to pull together a wedding within the next two weeks so they can get married and have time for a honeymoon. They haven't decided where they will say 'I Do,' but they are scouting out numerous locations, including Khloe's family home in Calabasas."

Seriously?!!! Their f*ckship began LESS than a month ago. Why do Khloe and Lamar have to get married to be together? We can all assume that they've already had sex, and unless she wants to pop out babies soon like her sister Kourtney Kardashian will, why the rush?!

Jessica Simpson? You wouldn't wanna be her. The failed country singer can not keep a man to save her life, and she can not keep a dog, either. Sadly Jessica's beloved and adorable dog Daisy has reportedly been taken by a coyote.

Jessica's dog was snatched right in front of her and she posted the following plea with the picture above yesterday on her Twitter account:

“My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR! We are searching. Hoping. Please help!”

This sounds like a disaster!!! Can you imagine?

We're hoping for the best!

Serena Williams was losing her U.S. Open game over the weekend when a referee fairly announced that Serena had a foot fault. Serena then lost it and told the little Asian referee, "I swear to God, I'm going to take this f*cking ball and shove it down your f*cking throat!" Serena actually said, "Did you hear me?" after that and threw in another "I swear to God" or two. DAYUM!!!!!

Today everyone's saying that Serena's lucky Kanye West acted the fool cause some attention has been lifted off of her. Perhaps. Hopefully she won't do this again. I don't even understand why Serena would even wanna threaten anyone like that. Shoving a ball down someone's throat sounds like a lot of work to me!

Where. Do. I. Begin.

Taylor Swift, 19, won the MTV Award for Best Female Video when Kanye West bumrushed the stage, grabbed her microphone and proclaimed, "Yo, Taylor, I'm really happy for you, and I'm going to let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time, one of the best videos of all time!"

Beyonce was stuck in WTF mode, the crowd booed, Kanye was escorted out by security, and his performance was canceled.

Taylor is a gifted and gracious young talent. It took a lot of work for her to get as far as she did in the music business and attain the level of success that she has; then an angry little midget interrupts and embarrasses her. WHY?!

Why does Kanye West care that Beyonce has not won ANOTHER award? Beyonce has picked up dozens of trophies from Destiny's Child and her solo work. Did Kanye have to convey his opinion on live television? Why does he feel that his personal preferences should determine who deserves awards?

Kanye said that he wants to be a better person and do the things that his mother would want him to do, but he has not grown as a person. It's so disturbing to watch a grown man act like a misbehaving child. Sadly Kanye will never live this down. Fans of his music may become just that - fans of his music. The man behind the music does not deserve our respect.

Kanye West making an a*s outta himself at the VMAs this year:

Kanye West ranting about not winning a VMA in 2007:

ALSO, I'll be posting celebrity Twitter reactions and Beyonce inviting Taylor on stage later tomorrow cause my computer keeps freezing up tonight.

I think there's an 80's fashion come-back going on, and it's starting with Rihanna's shades.

Rihanna pulled off her best Grace Jones look at the Fashion Night Out event in NYC. Who died? Was there a funeral party going on with all the fashionistas? Leave the jacked up shades to Kanye West. You're too hot to be wearing something that looks like it's straight out of a sci-fi movie. 

Oh, my God. I really need to meet him and mess up his marriage. And mess up mine, too... Have you seen his hands? I'm sorry, but I'm a big hand freak, and those hands could wrap around you twice."

Malin Akerman isn't being totally serious, but she does have a huge crush on Barack Obama. Watch out Malin, or Michelle Obama and her guns for arms will pound your ass in the ground. Nothing's hotter than a good cat fight between chicks with great hair.

We knew these types of photos would come out once there was speculation of what really happened between Tila Tequila and Shawne Merriman.

Tila was on her way to meet with investigators from the San Diego District Attorney office to talk about her incident with Shawne. She has some serious bruises on her arms! Or is that make-up? Nah, I believe they're real, but what a coincidence the paparazzi were around to snap a bunch of pics of her banged up arms.

The paps even asked Tila if she would forgive Shawne for what happened and her response was 'I don't know'. How can you forgive someone who beats the sh*t out of you? Unless you're holding a gun to his head and about to pull the trigger, or a knife to his penis and threatening to cut it off, no dude has the right to physically harm a chick.

Ellen DeGeneres will be replacing Paula Abdul on American Idol. So what exactly are Ms. Degeneres' credentials?

She says, "I have not missed one episode," she loves to dance, and she frequently sings off key. I smell some sh*t and it came from a bull, y'all, cause this is some straight bullsh*t!

After the audition rounds, which will feature celebrity judges, Ellen will fill Paula's seat beginning in January.

At yesterday's taping of the Ellen DeGeneres Show, Ellen announced, "I've been dying to tell everyone. It's just been so hard to keep it a secret and we just finally got the OK and I'm so excited. It is going to be so much fun."

Music is not this woman's area of expertise and she's probably going to try to be funny. American Idol isn't the right fit for Ellen's snarky sarcastic genius. She thinks that judging will "be so much fun," but how fun will it be when she doesn't have an ear for music? And to think that Paula couldn't get the money that you know Idol will be paying Ellen. I guess this is a lame attempt for Idol producers to spike ratings and prove that they're not sexist. Can I vote Ellen off the show?

Check out the video of Ellen talking about being the new judge after the jump!

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