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Maury Povich doesn't need to be on standby, cause Arnold Klein is the biological father of Michael Jackson's children with Debbie Rowe.

Michael Jr. and Paris are the children that Michael's ex-wife Debbie Rowe gave birf to via surrogate. Arnold Klein is an LA-based dermatologist and Debbie's former boss.

"He is the dad," says a Jackson insider. "He and Debbie signed an agreement saying they would never reveal the truth."

Though neither Rowe nor Jackson ever confessed to their kids' true lineage, she did admit in 2002 that she carried his children as a personal favor (and would not confirm that the marriage was ever consummated).

"I said, 'Let me do this. You need to be a dad. You have been so good to me,'" Rowe -- who met Jackson when she was a nurse's assistant in the 1980s -- has said.

Suddenly I'm reminded of Princess Diana. There is so much information that will be uncovered. I hope that people won't be creating conspiracy theories and leaking scandalous details for years and years to come. RIP, Michael!

Debbie Rowe is not their mother/ She's just a girl who claims that she is the one/ But the kid is not her son! Heh.

Michael Jackson is not the biological father of any of his children! That's not much of a shock considering that the kids don't exactly look like him. What is shocking is that Debbie Rowe merely rented out her womb. Debbie's eggs were not used to conceive Michael's first two kids: Michael Jr. and Paris. Debbie Rowe was just a surrogtate baby mama.

Michael's youngest son, Prince Michael II, was conceived via a surrogate who did NOT know who the receiving parent was. Aaaaaahhhh! She didn't know that she was giving her baby to Michael Jackson! Prince Michael II was born at Grossmont Hospital in San Diego. Jackson's lawyer picked up the baby from the hospital and delivered him to Michael.

According to the nosy folks at TMZ,

We do not know if Jackson chose the sperm or egg donors or if he even knew who they were.

Although Rowe is not the biological mother, it's not a slam dunk that she would lose a custody battle. This type of case has never been litigated in California courts. Since Rowe was married to Jackson when Michael Jr. and Paris were born, there's a presumption that she's the biological parent. That presumption can be rebutted by other evidence.

We know there are documents outlining the whole arrangement for the birth of all three kids. Nonetheless, it's still an open issue with the courts.

This just all proves that real life is crazier than fiction. What will come out with next?

Those eyebrows are killing me! Mariah Carey is taking out revenge against Eminem by dressing up like the rapper who has mentioned her in interviews for the past eight years.

Eminem and Mariah Carey briefly dated in 2001 and he's gone on record about it numerous times including insulting her and Nick Cannon in his new song "Bagpipes From Baghdad."

Mariah shot "Obsessed" in New York City on Monday and the song includes the lyrics, "You're so lame....Ooh boy, why you so obsessed with me? Ohh finally found a girl that you couldn't impress/Last man on the earth/still couldn't get this."

In a BBC radio interview Eminem addressed Nick's response,

"There's a line on there that was a little harsh. It's a harsh line... But it's like this, the way I look at it. I had no idea he was going to take it like he took it. I had no idea Nick Cannon was going to start wildin' out on me," he said.

Good for MiMi! Maybe Eminem will finally let it go.

The often inaccurate British tabloid The Sun claims to have obtained a copy of Michael Jackson's autopsy report. It. Is. Disturbing.

Among the most startling revelations, Michael Jackson was bald, weighed only 112 pounds, was badly disfigured, had broken ribs and bruised knees, shins and bruising on his back. The bridge of Jackson's nose had also disappeared and the right side had caved in!

The Sun claims that no food was in Jackson's stomach at the time of his death, only partially dissolved pills. Michael's ribs broke as paramedics tried to revive him after he suffered cardiac arrest. Injection marks appeared on his "hips, thighs and shoulders" from receiving narcotic painkiller injections three times a day for years.

Two autopsies were conducted on Jackson. On Sunday, Dr. Conrad Murray - the singer's private pathologist who discovered Jackson in bed and not breathing last Thursday - denied giving the icon Demerol or OxyContin.

Many suspect that the Jackson family will be forthcoming about the official results. Hopefully this alleged report is fabricated, although it was obvious that MJ was keeping poor health for years.

UPDATE: The Los Angeles County coroner just released the following statement:

"The report that is being published did not come from this office. I don't know where the information came from, or who that information came from. It is not accurate. Some of it is totally false.

Michael Jackson was taken by ambulance to UCLA's medical hospital in Los Angeles. He suffered cardiac arrest and paramedics administered CPR in the ambulance.

911 was called to his Holmby Hills home in L.A. at 12:21.

Joe Jackson told E! News

"I am in Las Vegas, but yes, people in Los Angeles called me and are with Michael and tell me he was taken to the hospital. His mother is on her way to the hospital now to check in on him. I am not sure what's wrong. I am waiting to hear back from them."

ZOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you believe in prayer, it sounds like Michael needs one. Please keep him in your thoughts.

Perez Hilton's non-apology/ justification statement is pathetic.

Standing up for yourself is calling someone else a fag?! And "unfortunately the one who got hurt" was himself? Is the dude serious?! And "words should not provoke someone to violence"? I guess he learned nothing form Sharon Osbourne's smackdown on Megan during the Charm School reunion! Heh.

And "if no one "deserves" to be the victim of violence and no one 'has it coming,'" than Perez Hilton needs to explain world history to us cause he lives on another planet which we should all visit sometime when we're high. Enjoy the self-righteousness from Pretzel:

“Words can hurt. I know that very well, from both sides of the fence. The other night in Toronto, after feeling physically threatened by a verbally abusive Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas, I chose the most hurtful word I know to hurl at him. I was in an out-of-the ordinary situation and used a word that I would not utter under normal circumstances.

My intention - however misguided it may have been - was to stand up for myself and tell this belligerent man that I had enough of his badgering and was not going to continue to let him berate and intimidate me. I wanted to hurt him with the word I chose, not anyone else. Unfortunately, the one who got hurt was me Continue Reading...

Perez Hilton launched a daily vicious hate campaign against Isaiah Washington from Grey's Anatomy for using the F-word. He wanted Isaiah fired and would not stop with his attacks until Isaiah was let go.

But the blogger who so closely resembles a pig, with his actions and snout nose, is also a "proud" gay man who called Will.I.Am. of the Black Eyed Peas a f*g.

Mario Lavandiera justified using the gay slur because it was “a split second decision that I was going to say the worst possible thing that thug would ever want to hear.” But although Perez insulted Will.I.Am, the man child didn't consider that he might get a smackdown because of it. Mario then added, “I knew it was going to set him off but I didn’t want to get into a fight with this person.” Boohoo!

Will.I.Am. alleges that a fan must have hit Perez Hilton and that it was NOT him. Now the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation, GLAAD, has issued a call for Perez to apologize for using one of the most hateful anti-gay slurs out there.

GLAAD’s senior director of media programs, said: “These are vulgar anti-gay slurs that feed a climate of hatred and intolerance toward our community.

For someone in our own community to use it to attack another person by saying that it is, quote, ‘The worst possible thing that thug would ever want to hear,’ is incredibly dangerous. It legitimizes use of a slur that is often linked to violence against our community. And it sends a message that it is OK to attempt to dehumanize people by exploiting anti-gay attitudes.

“We have reached out to Hilton and asked him to apologize for promoting this anti-gay slur, and we would ask media outlets to avoid repetition of the slur in their coverage of this story.”

Isn't it great that GLAAD has spoken out about this? They don't care if a member of its community or an outsider of the LGBTQ community uses anti-gay slurs, it is and will always be inappropriate!

Perez needs to go suck on some dildos and he better apologize!!!!!

Lady Gaga is a courageous courageous woman!

Ironically I was just talking to a friend about my bubes the other day. I told him that Double D's run in my family, like generation to generation sh*t. I gots good genes, and I honor said genes by wearing a bra on most nights and keeping them away from harmful objects like overzealous teeth and anything that's hotter than room temperature. Now this is risky!

Lady Gaga also doesn't need to do shiz like this either. As awesomeness as it is, fans may remember her electrified breasts and not the song that she sang and they'd be too busy staring in wonder at her boobs instead of her face and... maybe that was the point? Okay. With a face like Gagas, you need to do all you can to keep pupils far from it.

Here's lady Gaga during her performance at the 20th Annual MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto, Canada.

Perez Hilton and Will.i.am each recorded videos of their account of Perez Hilton's alleged physical attack by Will.i.am and his bodyguards.

I have yet to sit through either of the videos - Perez's video is 11 minutes - but I have transcripts. Also, Tila Tequila Tweeted that Will.i.am is with her and he did not touch Perez and that was simply a lookalike who hit Mr. Hilton.

Here's what Perez Hilton said.

“I’ve been doing this for five years now and nothing like this has ever happened to me.”

“Will.i.am made a video and he lied. Will.i.am is a coward and a disgusting human being for lying.”

“I have 10 million plus people that visit my website every day. I don’t need press, Continue Reading...

Perez Hilton was hanging out with Lady Gaga in Toronto, where the Much Music Awards, took place when an alleged physical altercation with Will.i.am and his bodyguards took place

Perez Hilton got on Twitter and wrote typed about the entire incident instead of seeking medical attention first. Do you think Perez is an attention seeking, fame hungry, despicable human being, hypocritical, a-hole drama queen? Maybe I just wanted to get that all out. Check out his tweets:

– I’m in shock. I need the police ASAP. Please come to the SoHo Metropolitan Hotel now. Please. about 5 hours ago from Sidekick
– I was assaulted by Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas and his security guards. I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke. — about 5 hours ago from Sidekick
– Still waiting for the police. The bleeding has stopped. I need to document this. Please, can the police come to the SoHo Met Hotel. — about 5 hours ago from Sidekick
– I spoke to my lawyer. I really need to talk to the authorities. Please come to the SoHo Met Hotel. Have called the police. Need them here. — about 5 hours ago from Sidekick
– The Toronto police are here now. Thank you. Please stop calling them. — about 5 hours ago from Sidekick
– Thank u all from the bottom of my heart for ur concern. The police are investigating the assault now. I did the right thing by reporting it. — about 3 hours ago from web

Going by Perez's tweets, he says that he needs the police ASAP - not an ambulance or medical attention - and seems more concerned with Tweeting than taking care of that blood that was like gushing outta him and like threatening his life or something.

Since the Carrie Prejean fallout has subsided, Perez has something new that he can get his name in the papers for. It's difficult to feel sorry for Mario Lavandiera, which I think is really sad. Whenever you're not a sympathetic character and something happens to you, everyone rejoices about it when you're seeking consolation. Perez is so LUCKY that this was his first physical attack, I predict that many will follow.

More on this in my next post...