There are some things you just can't shake. Even though he hasn’t been doing the singing-and-dancing for tweens thing recently, Zac Efron still answers interviews like a teenage heartthrob. In an interview with Women’s Health, Zac talks about how he most loves a woman’s lips, gets his mind blown (figuratively), and takes a little bit of time to get ready before going out. Swoon ladies! Swoon!

In response to a question about what he says when approaching a girl, the Zefron joked, “So, do you like High School Musical?" And while this probably actually works, his real answer is, “If the situation’s right, buy someone a drink. Think on your toes, use what’s around you, and come up with something organic and fun.” Which is totally specific and helpful advice.

I don’t believe that Zac Efron has to pick up girls anymore, so I’ll just pretend that he only needed skillz when he looked like a twelve-year-old boy. And if any girl can’t shake the mental picture of his HSM days, he just needs to lift up his shirt and let her touch his pounds of Marine muscle. Guarantee it. 

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Fine, Zac Efron. Put your damn shirt on and gain sixty pounds and we can all start respecting you as a human being and not as a sex object. The fem-faced High School Musical star turned actual man person told CBS Sunday Morning, while promoting his new movie The Lucky One, that he doesn’t like being called a heartthrob.

“I can’t explain to you what it’s like to be a heartthrob,” he said.

“I don’t think I am a heartthrob...I hate [the term]. It follows you around, but you don’t deserve it.”

God, Zac Efron--just assuming that you’re a heartthrob because you now have a six-pack, some arm muscles, dropped a condom on the red carpet, and lost your baby face. Maybe we’re just, like into your mind. Don’t jump to conclusions about why people drop their panties for you, jeez.

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The list of wacky rumors surrounding Demi Moore's post-divorce "meltdown" currently includes: she's addicted to whip-its, she's addicted to Red Bull, and she's obsessed with "acting young" (judging from those first two, "young" apparently means fourteen). Now there's another rumor which, knowing Demi's fondness for younger dudes, might not be so ridiculous.

According to the latest issue of Us Weekly, Demi's desperate desire to remain young has led her to attempt hook-ups with men even younger than her ex-husband, including 24 year-old High School Musical star, Zac Efron. An anonymous insider tells the magazine that Demi "tracked down" Zac at a party just before her collapse, and friends were concerned, as the actress "seemed out of her mind at this party."

Zac apparently rejected Demi's advances, which served as another blow to her already diminished self-esteem. "She's been really down, and she's surrounding herself with young people to make her feel better," the source says. "She's been mixing pills and Red Bulls, among other things." Sad stuff. If Demi is really that hard up for a young dude to help her spend her millions, I'd like her to know I'm always available.

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When Taylor Swift and Zac Efron were spotted having dinner together in L.A. people got suspicious. The truth is, Zac and Taylor are having casual sex were just doing press for their new film.

Zac and Taylor star in Dr. Suess' The Lorax. After doing some promotion together, they went out to eat.

Taylor has said that Zac is an "all-around amazing guy" and Zac says that Taylor is a "lovely girl, very beautiful."

Taylor is a maneater so I'm just going to assume that she hit that.

Shocking though it may seem, rumors (heh heh) have been circulating since early this year that Rumer Willis and Zac Efron were dating. Naturally, most people dismissed it, as Zac can and has done much better than Demi Moore and Bruce Willis' mannish offspring, but it seems like there might be something to this relationship, after all.

In Touch magazine reports that Zac and Rumer have been spotted hanging out all over Hollywood, and just last week, Zac even met the parents! “Zac brought Demi flowers,” says the an anonymous source. “She was super-polite and they got along well.”

Well, that explains it. It seems impossible to believe that Zac would go from Vanessa Hudgens to Rumer Willis, so he must be after Demi. Can't blame him. She's still about 10,000 times hotter than her daughter, and look what she's done for Ashton's career.

Like all of the bloggers who made the uncreative joke that Taylor Swift will write a song about Jake Gyllenhaal, I, too, made a Captain Obvious comment by saying that Zanessa would be having breakup sex to get over their breakup. Surprisingly, it seems as though that prediction may be true.

After nearly five years together, Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens broke up last month, but they were spotted at a nightclub last night acting like a couple.

"The two showed up around 10:45 p.m. through the back entrance with a group of friends and were holding hands at different points throughout the night. They were kissing on the lips and seemed to be enjoying their night."

Beautiful people aren't supposed to break up, or at least not until after they've knocked out some babies first. 

Sadly, after years of dating, Zanessa called it quits. E! reports: The two, who started dating when they were just teenagers costarring in the hit High School Musical franchise, recently called it quits. "It's nothing dramatic," one source said. "There's no third party involved."

Says another source, "They were together for so long. It just ran its course."

Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens were together for like 40 years; it's time to move onto the breakup sex and get it over with. Sources do insist that "they remain friends," which means they're totally having sex right now to get through the split.

Damn him!!!!!!!!!!!!! Right after I get done talking about how horrible Zac Efron looks with a beard, he has to go and look hot. Eff you Zac! You still can't date me!

Zac signed autographs at the Radio One Studio in London yesterday and he looked good. And manly. And not so pretty. He's still short, but I'd hit that. Too bad for Zac I told him not to dump Vanessa Hudgens for me. Maybe I'll text you sometime hun.

Zac Efron has a great smile, nice eyes and he's pretty, but I've never found him attractive. Like, I kind of think I'd pass if he ever hit on me cause he's prettier than me and I don't like that. I also don't like short guys and Zac's a midget.

Now the former Disney star has grown a beard out and he debuted his new hair at a France photocall for his movie Charlie St. Cloud.

I. Hate. It. I love facial hair, but Zac doesn't have the face for it. Zac's beard makes his face look more square and it ages him, and not in a George Clooney way. In a creepy stalker stares-too-much-at-you-and-should-stop-telling-you-about-how-great-the-weather-is kind of way cause you rather gouge your eyes out. That's how Zac looks now ... except he's still prettier than the average Joe.

Zac Efron was spotted in Maui over the weekend and the High School Musical star looks damn good without his shirt on.

He has some kind of rash/burn thing going on below his bellybutton, but the question remains: Would you hit it?

I say hell no. It takes more than a lil muscle to persuade me. He's just not my type. Too pretty and too damn short. Zac's movie Charlie St. Cloud hits theaters July 20. Hopefully he's shirtless in the movie.