Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth Paltrow Bio

Gwyneth Paltrow is an Academy Award, Golden Globe and double Screen Actors Guild Award-winning actress and self-righteous, skinny b*tch. She is also married to Coldplay singer Chris Martin - she totally craddle robbed him.

Gwyneth's mom is an actress and she basically lucked out. She attended a private girls school in New York City and studied art history at the University of California, Santa Barbara. Gwyneth later dropped out to pursue acting.

Surprisingly Gwyneth is cousin's with my ultimate girl crush, Katherine Moenning, best known for playing Shane in The L Word. 

Gwen got professional with her stage work. She appeared in Proof at London's Donmar Warehouse and her debut film was Shout (1991). She also appeared in Hook that same year. But it was Gwyneth's appearance in Se7en alongside former boyfriend Brad Pitt that made her a household name - the film was a huge success. 

Gwyneth and Brad later got engaged but he dumped her when she talked to the press about their relationship. She was also engaged to Ben Affleck and she really hurt him. She, too, has a ninja pussy.

Gwyneth continued to expand her successful career with award nominated films and then met Coldplay's Chris Martin; she subsequently moved to Europe. Ms. Paltrow has become a self-righteous health freak and a lot of people can't stand her. I, on the other hand, can tolerate Gwyneth. I like a woman who isn't afraid to speak out.

Gwyneth has a daughter known for her name, Apple, and a son, Moses. She has also won an Academy Award for Shakespeare in Love (1998) and has sang a duet with rapper Jay-Z during his concert at Royal Albert Hall. She also sang the choros for "Song Cry" for Jigga's album Blueprint. You learn something new everyday!