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All of the Jersey Shore guys pride themselves on being greasy, over-tanned gym trash, but Ronnie Ortiz-Magro takes the stereotype of the thick-necked orange HGH-junkie lifestyle to a new level. Despite his hulking physique and 'roid rage tendencies, Ronnie is probably best known to Jersey Shore fans for his tumultuous relationship with Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola. Ronnie and Sammi hooked up in season 1 of Shore and haven't stopped committing acts of emotional terrorism against one another since.
Ronnie broke out of his quiet giant role in season 2, when he decided to drunkenly touch every pair of breasts in Miami, despite still being in a relationship with Sammi, who was understandably not a fan of that decision. Since he got busted, Ronnie and Sammi have been on-again, off-again, and always miserable. As of the start of season 3 of Shore, Ronnie is still chained to Sam, meaning that he spends most of his time lying in bed, agreeing with her that the rest of the world only hates her because she's the prettiest.
With his classic one-liners and temperamental Ronnie has the potential to be a classic Shore personality a la Snooki or The Situation, but as long as he's tethered to Sam, he'll be most famous as one half of the most obnoxious couple on reality television. Recently, Ronnie was indicted for a beatdown he laid on some unsuspecting Jerseyite during filming for season one. It would be a waste of time to throw Ron in the clink, though, as he's already serving a lifetime sentence in guilt-trip jail for committing 15,000 acts of male whorishiness. Here's hoping Ronnie breaks free from Sam and claims his place as one of the funny, hard-partying Jersey Shore guys before he's eternally remembered as the p*ssy-whipped dude from the Xenadrine commercials.
Birthplace: The Bronx, New York, New York
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