Ashlee got married cause she got knocked up and now she's trying to make up for lost time. She needs to avoid pulling an Avril Lavigne by jumping from a marriage into a serious relationship.
That's shady of Ashlee, not just this new dude. The people you trust are always the ones to fuck you over. Now its Pete's turn to get a new piece.
Julianne and Sarah have the same square face. Nickles (who posted above) is completely right.
Once Julianne has bangs going, dark hair and makeup, she will make a great Sarah Palin.
Lea Michelle can sing not act, and she's too ethnic looking to pull off playing a pale Palin.
I hope Michaele Salahi is paying you impostors to go on websites and write comments in support of her and her husband. But she's broke, so I doubt that you're being compensated.
Everyone hates Michaele. There are MANY celebrities around today, take Michelle McGee for example, who are famous for bad behavior but they are not respected or liked.
If you're a fan of talentless, delusional, habitual lying hacks, have fun with that, but I will never be.
I think your sarcasm was lost on me, if you were being sarcastic, with the Brad Pitt comment. But whether Amber Portwood is behind this, or if he just wants to lose weight to be around to watch his daughter Leah grow up, good for him! :)
Initial reports claimed that Gary always wanted to lose weight, now he has the financial means to do so. You can tell that he's going to look SO different. He's not a hideous looking guy. I'm excited to watch Gary's transformation. :)
WTF?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just hope Miles doesn't get knocked up within the next year. I can appreciate a whore, but she better not forget the birth control. This bitch is just getting started. :)
I've already seen Pete's penis and it's not impressive. I don't need to see it again.
These two got married because Ashlee got pregnant, which typically doesn't work out. :( Pete also never struck me as husband material. He likes to party, now he can party on.
This was one of your shortest but funniest recaps. I have to take breaks so I can muahahahahaha!!!! and then return to reading the rest of what you say before taking a break again.
NO ONE does Jersey Shore recaps better than you do!!! :) They all wish they could be you, but other bloggers don't even come close.
- Snooki is hilarious, the show would be nothing without her.
We're barely seeing the Situation this season, which is also good cause he's an asshole desperately trying to repair his image, and you gotta love Pauly D for bringing his stalker home to make peace out of sheer fear that she may throw another drink in his face, or worse.
It's really unfortunate that Sammi is on TV cause she is seriously extremely mentally ill. She'll never be happy if she assumes that her boyfriends are always out to get her. "Well why don't we just break up then?! Look me in the face and tell me that you're breaking up with me." Then she smiles when she's talking to a stressed out Ronnie outside after their 6,000th break up. She THRIVES on conflict cause she thinks that the more stress she causes Ronnie, the more he must love her because he puts up with it. NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If I am not called "jealous" on a daily basis than I am failing as a gossip blogger.
Truth be told, I am one of the least jealous people that you could ever meet. I want everyone to excel and be happy, but naturally whenever I call someone out, I must be "jealous."
I don't go by my real name on this site nor do I post a photo of myself. I cherish my anonymity and I would never want to trade places with Gaga cause she's a world icon. To claim that I'm jealous of a singer-songwriter because I report a story that isn't positive makes no sense at all but remains very typical.
Just because Halle is in a relationship doesn't mean that she doesn't want Gabriel's hoes to be around their daughter - she doesn't. She also seems possessive, which has contributed to her custody battle.
Regardless, I think she'll win custody, I just hope she allows Gabriel to have an active role in raising Nahla.
Great recap. People don't know how difficult recaps are, which is why I haven't done like 4 Real Housewives of Atlanta episodes this season...well that and I'm lazy.
But you bring it week after week after week!!!! Thank you. :)
No mention of Ronnie crying like a baby?
I feel so sorry for Ronnie and Sammi. Poor Sammi has some very real, very serious issues. And in this season's trailer, she's trying to kick a door down and she's yelling at Ronnie that she's done, which hasn't aired yet. I don't know why she is so friggin' psycho and insecure. Something in her past must have sparked it. There is no way that Ronnie creates extreme psychosis in someone else, especially when he isn't doing anything.
Jersey Shore has such a different vibe and I share your opinion about the show calming down a bit. I'm guessing MTV is trying to ship these idiots out of the country in an attempt to spice things up, which will honestly work. :)
I'm also not gonna wish this douchebag well cause what he said is a slap in the face to Sandra Bullock, a woman who downgraded to death by being with him and spoke so highly of him to the media for years.
Jesse's statement is disrespectful. He could have said the very same thing without making it sound like his relationship with Kat is so much better than his relationship with Sandra was. He's an asshole to the infinite degree.
How hard could it be to make Megan Fox look fab while shooting these ads? Megan should start posing in caskets to make them look more appealing too. - You're a mess!!!! Lol. :)
Fave lines: Toddlers who are allowed to buy booze
Deena interviewing for Hooters
A greasome
"It's booze for your eyes"
- You are so crazy, so talented, so LOL worthy my friend!!!!!!!!!! :)
This didn't feel like a Jersey Shore episode to me. MTV could have edited out that shit scene where Vinny fetches a ball. And honestly, Angelina is better than Sammi cause at least Angelina made her own fun when things between her and her roommates weren't going well. Sammi, on the other hand, is allergic to a good time and refuses to enjoy the great opportunity that she's been given.
I really do love that Ronnie watched his girlfriend get her ass beat. He was probably vicariously living through JWoww and getting a boner as it all went down.
There are many more Jakey Poohs who will come around and send her packing. She's a heartbreaker, too, with an undercover whore side. Taylor is sleeping her way through Hollyweird, she just doesn't like it when the same is done to her.
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Is Rebecca Black the Next Justin Bieber?
"Fun fun fun." It has to take talent to suck so bad. This chick is good at sucking.
Mike Sorrentino: The Situation Got Booed At the Donald Trump Roast
I can't wait to watch this shit. :)
Craig Owens Is Ashlee Simpson's New Man, Pete Wentz Is Shocked
That's shady of Ashlee, not just this new dude. The people you trust are always the ones to fuck you over. Now its Pete's turn to get a new piece.
Justin Bartha and Ashley Olsen Split!
Charlie Sheen's 'Winning Recipes' On Funny or Die
Julianne Moore To Play Sarah Palin In 'Game Change'
Once Julianne has bangs going, dark hair and makeup, she will make a great Sarah Palin.
Lea Michelle can sing not act, and she's too ethnic looking to pull off playing a pale Palin.
Michaele Salahi Joins Celebrity Rehab
Everyone hates Michaele. There are MANY celebrities around today, take Michelle McGee for example, who are famous for bad behavior but they are not respected or liked.
If you're a fan of talentless, delusional, habitual lying hacks, have fun with that, but I will never be.
Ryan Phillippe and Rihanna 'Totally Had Sex'
Gary Shirley Weight Loss: He's Trying To Lose 100 Pounds!
Initial reports claimed that Gary always wanted to lose weight, now he has the financial means to do so. You can tell that he's going to look SO different. He's not a hideous looking guy. I'm excited to watch Gary's transformation. :)
Benjamin Millepied is "Too Busy" For Natalie Portman
Miley Cyrus Kissed John Mayer and Slapped His Butt
Halle Berry Calls Truce With Gabriel Aubry
I wonder if this "truce" involved a payout & confidentiality clause?
Halle was looking psycho and racist. She's lucky that Gabriel will peacefully work w/ her controlling ass.
Justin Bieber Talks Sex, Politics and Abortion In Rolling Stone
Jersey Shore Recap: "Sammi's Like a Spider Monkey With a Pitbull Lock"
Sammi: "I'm going home."
JWoww: "We'll help you pack."
That says it all. Good riddance psycho ass bitch!!!!!!!!!!! Damn.
"Douche-hole," like all of your recaps, I like it. :)
Ashlee Simpson Filed For Divorce
These two got married because Ashlee got pregnant, which typically doesn't work out. :( Pete also never struck me as husband material. He likes to party, now he can party on.
Jersey Shore Recap: "Hell Has to be Just Like This"
NO ONE does Jersey Shore recaps better than you do!!! :) They all wish they could be you, but other bloggers don't even come close.
- Snooki is hilarious, the show would be nothing without her.
We're barely seeing the Situation this season, which is also good cause he's an asshole desperately trying to repair his image, and you gotta love Pauly D for bringing his stalker home to make peace out of sheer fear that she may throw another drink in his face, or worse.
It's really unfortunate that Sammi is on TV cause she is seriously extremely mentally ill. She'll never be happy if she assumes that her boyfriends are always out to get her. "Well why don't we just break up then?! Look me in the face and tell me that you're breaking up with me." Then she smiles when she's talking to a stressed out Ronnie outside after their 6,000th break up. She THRIVES on conflict cause she thinks that the more stress she causes Ronnie, the more he must love her because he puts up with it. NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lady Gaga Plagiarized "Born This Way"?!
Truth be told, I am one of the least jealous people that you could ever meet. I want everyone to excel and be happy, but naturally whenever I call someone out, I must be "jealous."
I don't go by my real name on this site nor do I post a photo of myself. I cherish my anonymity and I would never want to trade places with Gaga cause she's a world icon. To claim that I'm jealous of a singer-songwriter because I report a story that isn't positive makes no sense at all but remains very typical.
Halle Berry Will Fight Gabriel Aubry for Custody
Regardless, I think she'll win custody, I just hope she allows Gabriel to have an active role in raising Nahla.
Jersey Shore Recap: The Grenade Whistle Blows! So Does Sammi!
But you bring it week after week after week!!!! Thank you. :)
No mention of Ronnie crying like a baby?
I feel so sorry for Ronnie and Sammi. Poor Sammi has some very real, very serious issues. And in this season's trailer, she's trying to kick a door down and she's yelling at Ronnie that she's done, which hasn't aired yet. I don't know why she is so friggin' psycho and insecure. Something in her past must have sparked it. There is no way that Ronnie creates extreme psychosis in someone else, especially when he isn't doing anything.
Jersey Shore has such a different vibe and I share your opinion about the show calming down a bit. I'm guessing MTV is trying to ship these idiots out of the country in an attempt to spice things up, which will honestly work. :)
Kat Von D And Jesse James: Engaged!
I'm also not gonna wish this douchebag well cause what he said is a slap in the face to Sandra Bullock, a woman who downgraded to death by being with him and spoke so highly of him to the media for years.
Jesse's statement is disrespectful. He could have said the very same thing without making it sound like his relationship with Kat is so much better than his relationship with Sandra was. He's an asshole to the infinite degree.
Megan Fox in Sexy Armani Underwear
Jersey Shore Recap: My Name is Snooki, and I'm an Alcoholic
Anyway, great job. You deliver like Dominoes. :)
Jersey Shore Recap: "Don't Come in With a Big Banana and Expect Everything to be Peaches"
Deena interviewing for Hooters
A greasome
"It's booze for your eyes"
- You are so crazy, so talented, so LOL worthy my friend!!!!!!!!!! :)
This didn't feel like a Jersey Shore episode to me. MTV could have edited out that shit scene where Vinny fetches a ball. And honestly, Angelina is better than Sammi cause at least Angelina made her own fun when things between her and her roommates weren't going well. Sammi, on the other hand, is allergic to a good time and refuses to enjoy the great opportunity that she's been given.
I really do love that Ronnie watched his girlfriend get her ass beat. He was probably vicariously living through JWoww and getting a boner as it all went down.
Jake Gyellenhaal Dumped Taylor Swift Over The Phone
There are many more Jakey Poohs who will come around and send her packing. She's a heartbreaker, too, with an undercover whore side. Taylor is sleeping her way through Hollyweird, she just doesn't like it when the same is done to her.
Brandi Favre: Brett Favre's Sister Arrested In Meth Bust