Comments by Firecracker (Page 3)

  1. Jacqueline Laurita Used To Be A Stripper!

    I LOVE IT!!!!
  2. Lindsay Lohan: Completely Nude In Playboy Spread

    Those saggy tits of hers are in dire need of Photoshop. Luckily Playboy is great at making women look much better. I'm so not looking forward to seeing Lindsay's firecrotch tho.
  3. Russell Armstrong to Appear on Next Episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

    It's ironic that the show, which likely contributed to Russell's demise, is playing a scene that features him talking about his problems.
  4. Happy 27th Birthday, Katy Perry

    You're so silly! :)

    Katy Perry is like 5'9 or 5'10 in person and she's a D-cup versus Kim Kardashian who is 5'2 or 5'3 and a DD-cup, but it's cool. It cracks me up to hear how men talk about Katy Perry's gifts, if you will. :)
  5. Michael Lohan Arrested for Domestic Violence

    How many strikes does this asshole have? He gets arrested every few months.
  6. Lindsay Lohan: Nude Playboy Photos Coming Soon!

    No one needs to see this hooker naked; we've already seen her nude Marilyn Monroe spread.
  7. Tara Reid: Marriage Was Fake

    You know you would do the same thing. :p
  8. Happy 31st Birthday, Kim Kardashian!

    @ Blu,

    Folks like looking at pictures of Kim because of her huge ass.
  9. Jersey Shore Reunion Show Recap: Snooki and The Situation Hate Each Other, Vinny and Pauly D Are In Love

    I can not stand Snooki!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've been wanting to write about her for a while now.

    Pauly D and Vinny, uh.... yeah buddy! Holding hands on stage?! There are no words.

    And Deena! Let's not forget that Deena painted her face brown, put in blue contacts, lightened her hair, put in blonde extensions, and got a nose job. She also gets insanely defensive whenever anyone says something bad about her. She's a very sensitive young woman, and I honestly worry about her. She's a mess and she's not cut out for reality TV.

    And last, I hope things are better for The Situation during season 5. He's one of those people who always realizes that he fucked up after he fucks up. It's sad to watch.
  10. Happy 31st Birthday, Kim Kardashian!

    I like that photo of Kim.

    This bitch is good for traffic, exponentially better for traffic that Lindsay Lohan ever is, so I wish Kim Kardassian a happy 31st and hopefully she'll be around for at least another year so that bloggers can continue to milk her. :)
  11. Anne Vyalitsyna and Adam Levine Nude In Russian Vogue

    If that "ANNE" tattoo on Adam's hand is real, I assume that this hooker is The One. I haven't seen that tattoo before, but it's HUGE!
  12. Rihanna and Matt Kemp Back Together?

    Such a good looking couple! Make it work, kids. :)
  13. Bethenny Frankel Lied About $120 Million Skinnygirl Sale?

    What a stupid ass bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Bethenny's empire is crumbling. She's being caught in lie after lie after lie. She's a public figure, so thirsty for fame and status, that she didn't tell Forbes that she made $8 million instead of $120?!!!!!!!

    There is no excuse for that. Disgusting.
  14. Kyle Richards is Doing Damage Control

    Yes, Brandi speaks the truth. Kyle herself told Kim that she's an alcoholic last season. Kyle knows that it's true.
  15. Jersey Shore Recap: Snooki vs. JWoww, Mike, and Jionni

    Hmmm... I'm trying to figure out if there's any Jersey Shore star that I still like, and I have to say I like JWoww. Jenni was nice in person, and she's great on the show.

    I can't even say that I like Pauly because there's something very selfish about the way that he can play sides with Mike, and he doesn't attempt to make problems any better when things explode.

    I've also figured out why Nicole posts thousands of updates on Twitter about how she's "with Jionni!" Makes sense. Her man lets her bang whoever she wants and he still takes her back.

    I can't stand Snooki anymore. Her six-month fuckship with Jionni was worth ruining the wine tasting trip for everyone?!

    And this show would be nothing without Mike. Sadly, the more drama he delivers for viewers, the more all of his roommates hate him. :( Such a mess.
  16. JWoww Calls Snooki a Slut and a Liar: Is She Right?

    This was fun to read. Great post!!!

    Snooki has changed SO much and you're very observant to notice that she isn't the same person she once was.

    Nicole has morphed into a psycho bitch and all because Jionni isn't standing by her side every second of every day?! I can't stand Snooki anymore. So over her!!!!!
  17. Real Housewives Of New York City: Pay Raises And New Cast Member Drama!

    Lol. I think Ramona's eyes may be normal, it's just that she opens up her eyes so damn wide all the time!

    Sonja's like $11 million in debt. She needs that pay raise. Nice.
  18. Megan McNutt Knew Sara Leal And Ashton Kutcher Would Have Sex

    Damn these San Diego sluts! That is all.
  19. Afeni Shakur: Tupac's Mom Will Sue If Sex Tape Is Released

    LMFAO Snarky!! :)
  20. Apple And Steve Jobs' Family Statements Regarding His Death

    Thanks for the informative post! I know that it's late.

    Steve's family is amazing for creating a website for fans to pay their respects. That is so sweet.
  21. Sara Leal Likes To Party And Hit The Bong

    It's amazing how one story can stick around for weeks.

    Demi is in denial. There's no reason for Ashton to stop cheating if she just stands by him anyway.
  22. Amber Portwood Is Drinking Heavy, Enjoying Freedom More Than Leah

    Amber is so fake. Her brother always had her back too.

    I think she'll grow out of her Snooki drinking habits, but I also don't think she should have full custody. Parenting hasn't ever been a priority for her.
  23. Blake Lively and Leonardo DiCaprio Breakup!

    I couldn't see these two getting married, even if Leo's friends thought he would settle down... At this point, I can't see these two getting married to anyone.
  24. Tupac Sex Tape Leaked

    Seriously. I'm kind of jealous of the people who work at TMZ. They get to see all the good shit!
  25. Holly Madison Insured Her Boobs For $1 Million

    What in the world could possibly happen to her boobs while she's performing? Unless she drops 20 feet and does a booby smack on the floor, or someone sets off a bomb between her boobs - LOL!

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