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  1. JWoww Calls Snooki a Slut and a Liar: Is She Right?

    My eyes are open, which is why I can see that JWoww had a better body than Snooki before Italy, she had a better figure while in Italy, and she has a better body now. JWoww couldn't give a shit if Nicole's midget ass lost some weight!

    Nicole is a needy, selfish, disrespectful "best friend." She would snap at JWoww almost everyday because she was upset about her gay boyfriend Jionni, then she ruined everyone's wine tasting trip after JWoww reminded her that she's a whore for sleeping with Vinny hours after taking a break from Jionni.

    Snooki sucks.
  2. The Kim Kardashian Divorce: What Does It Mean For Her Career?

    I believe that Kim loved Kris, but she also obviously wasn't in love with him. Therein lies the problem. I think Kim loved Kris, but others think her marriage was fake because Kim does everything for profit. She's lost the trust of her fans, which will damage her career.

    Kim is also getting divorced, instead of simply having her marriage annulled, so that her story will be more dramatic.

    Like Spencer and Heidi, I think Kim will also fight to do all that it takes to remain relevant. She'll keep making products and pimping 'em out when she should really just go away for a while if she wants fans to believe that she doesn't only care about money and publicity.
  3. Justin Bieber Reaches 2 Billion YouTube Views

    @ Penny,

    I know, but thanks! I updated the post. :)
  4. Thank You and Goodbye Megan, aka POTP Blogger 'Snarky'!

    This site would be nothing without Snarky's 3,403 hilarious posts. Megan's kindness and humor gave POTP heart.

    Thank you to everyone who made this post possible!! Your kind words brought this post to life.

    To Megan,

    You have such a natural talent, you make blogging seem so easy. Your consistency has always blown me away. Even when you were going through drama (like we all do) in your personal life, it was virtually undetectable in your posts.

    Your loyalty means the world to me. Thank you for jumping on board, filling in for me on countless occasions, and being more of a friend than a co-worker. I can't fathom blogging without you, but I trust that you'll spread your wings and excel at all that you do. I look forward to hearing about all of the wonderful things ahead. Till next time. :)
  5. Lindsay Lohan: Offered $1 Million For A Vagina Mold

    It's still early and Lindsay has plenty more money to lose and more arrests to be made. - Word!

    Don't forget to pop on over here tomorrow afternoon! :)
  6. Michael Lohan: On Drugs And Alcohol When Arrested

    This reads like a great script, a thriller about a real dumbass. I wanna see some video.
  7. Michael Lohan Arrested Again, Tried Jumping Balcony To Flee Cops

    You can't make this shit up!
  8. Beyonce 'Party' Video Featuring J.Cole Is Here!

    The video isn't necessarily "good," but I LOVE it!!!!! Not only does it feel like a home video, but the song and vibe of the video is so reminiscent of the '90s, which is the sound Beyonce said she was going for on her latest album. She wanted to "get R&B back on the radio."

    This video reminds me of so many artists' videos like SWV, TLC, or even a Snoop Dogg video. LOVE it.
  9. Kim Kardashian Is Ready To Leave Lazy Jerk Kris Humphries

    I completely agree that Kimberly is too self-absorbed for marriage, but I feel bad for her.

    It's fucked up that the tabloids are making Kim and Kris' marriage Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey 2.0. The tabloids aren't going to quit because Kim and Kris are mismatched just as much as Jess and Nick were.

    It's disgusting that a week can't go by without the headlines. They're going to split anyway, we don't need a new "rumor" about their problems every 2 friggin' days!
  10. Jacqueline Laurita Used To Be A Stripper!

    I LOVE IT!!!!
  11. Lindsay Lohan: Completely Nude In Playboy Spread

    Those saggy tits of hers are in dire need of Photoshop. Luckily Playboy is great at making women look much better. I'm so not looking forward to seeing Lindsay's firecrotch tho.
  12. Russell Armstrong to Appear on Next Episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

    It's ironic that the show, which likely contributed to Russell's demise, is playing a scene that features him talking about his problems.
  13. Happy 27th Birthday, Katy Perry

    You're so silly! :)

    Katy Perry is like 5'9 or 5'10 in person and she's a D-cup versus Kim Kardashian who is 5'2 or 5'3 and a DD-cup, but it's cool. It cracks me up to hear how men talk about Katy Perry's gifts, if you will. :)
  14. Michael Lohan Arrested for Domestic Violence

    How many strikes does this asshole have? He gets arrested every few months.
  15. Lindsay Lohan: Nude Playboy Photos Coming Soon!

    No one needs to see this hooker naked; we've already seen her nude Marilyn Monroe spread.
  16. Tara Reid: Marriage Was Fake

    You know you would do the same thing. :p
  17. Happy 31st Birthday, Kim Kardashian!

    @ Blu,

    Folks like looking at pictures of Kim because of her huge ass.
  18. Jersey Shore Reunion Show Recap: Snooki and The Situation Hate Each Other, Vinny and Pauly D Are In Love

    I can not stand Snooki!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've been wanting to write about her for a while now.

    Pauly D and Vinny, uh.... yeah buddy! Holding hands on stage?! There are no words.

    And Deena! Let's not forget that Deena painted her face brown, put in blue contacts, lightened her hair, put in blonde extensions, and got a nose job. She also gets insanely defensive whenever anyone says something bad about her. She's a very sensitive young woman, and I honestly worry about her. She's a mess and she's not cut out for reality TV.

    And last, I hope things are better for The Situation during season 5. He's one of those people who always realizes that he fucked up after he fucks up. It's sad to watch.
  19. Happy 31st Birthday, Kim Kardashian!

    I like that photo of Kim.

    This bitch is good for traffic, exponentially better for traffic that Lindsay Lohan ever is, so I wish Kim Kardassian a happy 31st and hopefully she'll be around for at least another year so that bloggers can continue to milk her. :)
  20. Anne Vyalitsyna and Adam Levine Nude In Russian Vogue

    If that "ANNE" tattoo on Adam's hand is real, I assume that this hooker is The One. I haven't seen that tattoo before, but it's HUGE!
  21. Rihanna and Matt Kemp Back Together?

    Such a good looking couple! Make it work, kids. :)
  22. Bethenny Frankel Lied About $120 Million Skinnygirl Sale?

    What a stupid ass bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Bethenny's empire is crumbling. She's being caught in lie after lie after lie. She's a public figure, so thirsty for fame and status, that she didn't tell Forbes that she made $8 million instead of $120?!!!!!!!

    There is no excuse for that. Disgusting.
  23. Kyle Richards is Doing Damage Control

    Yes, Brandi speaks the truth. Kyle herself told Kim that she's an alcoholic last season. Kyle knows that it's true.
  24. Jersey Shore Recap: Snooki vs. JWoww, Mike, and Jionni

    Hmmm... I'm trying to figure out if there's any Jersey Shore star that I still like, and I have to say I like JWoww. Jenni was nice in person, and she's great on the show.

    I can't even say that I like Pauly because there's something very selfish about the way that he can play sides with Mike, and he doesn't attempt to make problems any better when things explode.

    I've also figured out why Nicole posts thousands of updates on Twitter about how she's "with Jionni!" Makes sense. Her man lets her bang whoever she wants and he still takes her back.

    I can't stand Snooki anymore. Her six-month fuckship with Jionni was worth ruining the wine tasting trip for everyone?!

    And this show would be nothing without Mike. Sadly, the more drama he delivers for viewers, the more all of his roommates hate him. :( Such a mess.
  25. JWoww Calls Snooki a Slut and a Liar: Is She Right?

    This was fun to read. Great post!!!

    Snooki has changed SO much and you're very observant to notice that she isn't the same person she once was.

    Nicole has morphed into a psycho bitch and all because Jionni isn't standing by her side every second of every day?! I can't stand Snooki anymore. So over her!!!!!

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