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  1. Sara Leal: Pictures Of Ashton Kutcher's Alleged Mistress

    Great job on this post Snarky!!! :)

    I think she's cute. Ashton's looking for sluts, not wifey material. Sara looks nothing like Brittney Jones or Demi. Ashton's just on a mission to spread his seed. I'm next. :)
  2. Jordin Sparks and Jason Derulo: New Couple Alert

    Jennifer Hudson is thinner than Jordin.

    Both girls look good and don't need to lose any more weight. They should try to build more muscle though.
  3. Nicole Snooki Polizzi is Overtanned

    @ Ivy,

    I see your point, but you're being overly sensitive. What kind of subconscious issues do you have that you think that I'm saying black women are unattractive? If you're black, get some self-esteem.

    I do see what you're saying, but I also feel that someone who considers that I'm subtly implying something that I'm not has a complex to begin with and makes everything a racial.
  4. Wanda Sykes Had a Double Masectomy

    @ Nigel,

    Thank you so much!! :)
  5. Jersey Shore Recap: Jionni LaValle Dumps Snooki

    Jionni is as gay as they come and he isn't attracted to Snooki.

    "Because he's a closet homosexual, Jionni has to change into a fancier outfit first." - You always outdo yourself! LMFAO.

    Snooki cries like an infant and behaves like a toddler! She's annoying, and her fans are losing respect for her because of her drunken antics.

    Jionni sucks at life.

    It's funny that Sammi FINALLY realizes what her roommates went through - Did she not watch ANY episodes from last season?!

    I'm disappointed in Pauly D and Vinny pretty much being edited out this season. They need to have fun and get it in! I thought it was so rude that Pauly said "Who cares" when Vinny asked him why Snooki was crying.

    ... What else? Snooki better hide when Jionni watches her hooking up with Vinny next week! Get it gurl. As always, great recap. :)
  6. Trace Cyrus Got Brenda Song Pregnant After All?

    Trace is one of the most unattractive men I have ever seen in my life. Lord have mercy!
  7. Snooki and Jionni LaValle: Worse Than Ron and Sammi?

    I'm waiting for the engagement news to come within the next few months or early next year. Snooki doesn't get it, and Jionni is so lucky that she puts up with his crap.

    I'd LOVE to see Snooki with her match, a wild gorilla juicehead who embraces her for who she is and could also be her co-star in a new reality show.
  8. Dimitri Charalambopoulos Is Camille Grammer's Boyfriend

    @ D,

    Get off the site then. :)
  9. Robert Pattinson ISN'T Working on an Album

    The keyword is "right now."

    Rob's not working on an album "now," but that doesn't mean he won't drop a record soon... Why do I feel like he's going to start touring dive bars after he decides to stop making movies?
  10. Carole Radziwill, Heather Thomson & Aviva Drescher Join the Real Housewives of New York Cast?

    "Same drama, different facelifts" is a good one!

    I hate when shows bring new people in. The fake friendships always feel even more forced than they do with a cast that you're already used to.
  11. Taylor Armstrong: Entertainment Tonight Interview Part 1

    I just watched it. I read a transcript before I posted the video. So sad!
  12. Snooki: Alcoholic or Harmless Blast in a Glass?

    Snooki is definitely an alcoholic in the making. She relies upon alcohol to have fun, she doesn't know how to drink without getting drunk, and she has no limits on when or where she should start drinking.

    She has also clearly been boozing for a very long time 'cause the 4'9 star takes shots in pairs and holds her liquor like a champ!

    You nailed this post. VERY well done!
  13. Ashton Kutcher Two and a Half Men Premiere Review: LOSING!

    @ FredTheCat,

    I've never seen you on this site before, yet you usually agree with my assessments? Suspect!

    Anyway, everyone online is saying Ashton sucked, and he did.
  14. Kourtney Kardashian Took Her Son to a Plastic Surgeon

    @ Nickles,

    That's why this post has the "dumb rumor" tag attached to it. I also think this story is ridiculous. Kourtney's actually a really great mother. The tabloids are naturally going to go there simply because she's a Kardashian.
  15. Jersey Shore Recap: Drunk Meatballs on the Florence Shore

    Snooki did say "We're gonna go mad hard all day, then go hard at the club at night."
  16. Deena and Snooki: Lesbian Make Out Session "Is Legit"

    @ Blu,

    Did you watch the episode? Deena was flashing her vagina, Snooki was flashing her nipples on the dance floor... I should post the video of Deena dancing 'til her underwear falls off and then flashing her vagina. :0
  17. Justin Timberlake Says he Never Sent Penis Photos to Mila Kunis

    You're silly! :)

    Mila and Macaulay broke up ages ago, that is Justin's penis in the photo.
  18. Glen Rice: 'Sarah Palin and I Had Sex, She Was My Crush'

    @ Jennifer,

    Thanks so much for your support!! :) There are some black Tea Party members too. Different strokes for different folks - Tea Party
  19. Tareq Salahi Devastated Michaele Ran Off With Journey Guitarist Neal Schon

    I feel like this is another set up from the Salahis. Who is going to believe anything they say now?!
  20. Jionni LaValle: Concerned Boyfriend or Controlling Jerk?

    I agree with Jionni that Snooks is embarrassing, but last night's Jersey Shore was disturbing.

    Jionni is emotionally abusive, but Snooki has always been desperate and she would marry Jionni tomorrow if he proposed. She doesn't get it.
  21. Rihanna Armani Jeans Ad Revealed: Baring Her Midriff and Short Blond Hair

    Not only does she look like a white girl here, I don't even recognize her face!
  22. Evelyn Lozada Quit Basketball Wives!

    I don't think the show can survive without her. Evelyn makes Basketball Wives interesting.
  23. Jessica Simpson: "I Love My Boobies!"

    I knew this rumor was fake. I actually think it came out once before too.
  24. Ronnie Ortiz-Magro: Domestic Violence Against Sammi Giancola is Socially Acceptable?

    With MTV security a few feet away, I doubt Sammi thought Ronnie was going to kill Mike, especially considering that their fight sucked!

    Sammi cried the first time Ronnie pushed her, and she cried the second time he shoved her.
  25. Madonna Hates Hydrangeas, Human Beings

    So that's why everyone online is trippin'?! You can't give a queen bee the wrong flowers! It's insulting. :)

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