If I didn't get comments like ones from "OCA" then that means that I'm not doing my job right and I'm just another safe copy & paste blogger with nothing to offer.
After 2 and 1/2 years of blogging, I completely expect it and it makes me smile every time. :)
Jessica is 5'3 or 5'4. When you're that short, 5 pounds looks like 10 or 15! The most this bitch gained is 15 pounds, therefore, she could only be a spokeswhore for a total of 3-4 weeks.
Jenny Craig, Weight Watchers and the like just want some cheap publicity. I think everyone is forgetting how hawt Jessica looked in Dukes of Hazzard. They think this ho doesn't know how to get her body right on her own?! What dumbass opportunist fucktards.
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That's what I'm talking about. Someone spends nearly his entire life training to compete in the Olympics and some a-hole opportunist wants to cash in and take him down?! That is so cruel. Some people really disgust me. Haters are dangerous. The Hater Maffia is worth than the Italian or Mexican Maffia. Word! Hehe.
I WANT Bobby Brown to have another reality show, I'm hoping for more LOLs from him. No one has made an offer that has been reported, but they should. Him and his pregnant gf have great potential to make a ghetto version of The Newlyweds.
Seriously! Marijuana is not a performance enhancing drug and he did this on his off-season from training. It would be sad if he loses millions of dollars in sponsorships off of a bong hit. I hope he's forgiven.
Obviously by the pics I posted above, the News of the World pic did not look like Phelps. He looks a lil different than he did in Beijing.
I posted an update with Phelps' statement thanks to someone who sent me a link, but I'll still keep the post as is. And I do have a real job, I sell my snatch on Saturdays and Sundays. Blogging pays for the hotel rooms.
This rumor surprised me cause Jess seems too sensitive to want folks to say she's big, but I think it's safe to say she'll be getting her magazine covers in a few months after she slims down. Therefore, this was a pretty easy story for the writers to come up with.
she probably thought she would look a little white trash and fit in with the demographic attending her show. LMAO.
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After 2 and 1/2 years of blogging, I completely expect it and it makes me smile every time. :)
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Jenny Craig, Weight Watchers and the like just want some cheap publicity. I think everyone is forgetting how hawt Jessica looked in Dukes of Hazzard. They think this ho doesn't know how to get her body right on her own?! What dumbass opportunist fucktards.
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That's what I'm talking about. Someone spends nearly his entire life training to compete in the Olympics and some a-hole opportunist wants to cash in and take him down?! That is so cruel. Some people really disgust me. Haters are dangerous. The Hater Maffia is worth than the Italian or Mexican Maffia. Word! Hehe.
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Don't get me wrong, I love to dress up, but sometimes a bitch deserves to be half-assed every once in a while.
Yeah, I can't give out all the details of my life online. That's krayzee.
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You can have him. JT seems like a lot of work. He's worth a one night stand. Only.
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I posted an update with Phelps' statement thanks to someone who sent me a link, but I'll still keep the post as is. And I do have a real job, I sell my snatch on Saturdays and Sundays. Blogging pays for the hotel rooms.
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Bitch is about to reveal her cooter in the pictures above.
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she probably thought she would look a little white trash and fit in with the demographic attending her show. LMAO.
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