I couldn't see Angelina co-signing on this, but I would love to see them do a love scene together. Then again, I don't mind seeing any love scene, really. They're often comedic to me.
This bitch only became famous after I interviewed her and put her on the map! Kidding. If only people knew how nice and absolutely hilarious she is. :)
Thank you Spicy for being familiar with my writing and knowing that this wasn't a pity party post. Good lord.
Craig of all people you should know that I'm too whorish to be a Mrs. at this point and you should actually date, but that's your choice.
Jester is forgiven because he's a newbie, but you two don't make me feel like I should share shiz cause you clearly missed the humor and sarcasm in my post that I had so much fun writing. At least I made myself lol at some points. Now excuse me while I go pull this baseball bat out my ass.
I must really love lil ole outspoken u. We clash, but it makes for good content. I can forgive you, but it's pretty obvious that I was JOKING.
Maybe you're just getting familiar with my sense of humor, so I can understand.
I'm not insecure, although I have my moments as does everyone. My post is about marriage, but the same temporary feelings of inadequacy can be evoked by anything from not having kids to not having a job to not having a car, money or even an iPhone.
I was saying that when it feels like everyone around you has something that you do not, it's very obvious to you and it can feel strange.
I would never lie to my former BFF! We have a lot of history together, and I knew her sister since she was literally a child.
Hells ya it feels strange that she is also hitched.
Your hubby is cute, he was worth the wait but not everyone is lucky enough to get married no matter what age. Waiting till you're in your mid-30s like Jester suggests is more ideal than realistic. Doesn't always work that way.
Alesha is hotter than Beyonce by far but she borrows from Ms. B a lot! All those moves are Beyonce's circa her Dangerous in Love video but I love this song.
Thanks Jester! Link all you want, as long as it's not the same site always, I don't give a shit.
I'm still tryna figure out why I didn't cover this yesterday because I love me some Daddy Dude!
Kevin Federline is an incredible dancer and I'm sick of Dancing with the Stars casting DANCERS but I don't care, I will be voting for his fat ass and moobs every single night!
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How else am I gonna pay my bills without child and spousal support payments?! K-Well Fed is my hero and I hope to follow in his footsteps.
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I love you, Jester! And you will keep commenting, or else. Lol.
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Craig of all people you should know that I'm too whorish to be a Mrs. at this point and you should actually date, but that's your choice.
Jester is forgiven because he's a newbie, but you two don't make me feel like I should share shiz cause you clearly missed the humor and sarcasm in my post that I had so much fun writing. At least I made myself lol at some points. Now excuse me while I go pull this baseball bat out my ass.
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I must really love lil ole outspoken u. We clash, but it makes for good content. I can forgive you, but it's pretty obvious that I was JOKING.
Maybe you're just getting familiar with my sense of humor, so I can understand.
I'm not insecure, although I have my moments as does everyone. My post is about marriage, but the same temporary feelings of inadequacy can be evoked by anything from not having kids to not having a job to not having a car, money or even an iPhone.
I was saying that when it feels like everyone around you has something that you do not, it's very obvious to you and it can feel strange.
I would never lie to my former BFF! We have a lot of history together, and I knew her sister since she was literally a child.
Hells ya it feels strange that she is also hitched.
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You know it! Luv ya girl.
Your hubby is cute, he was worth the wait but not everyone is lucky enough to get married no matter what age. Waiting till you're in your mid-30s like Jester suggests is more ideal than realistic. Doesn't always work that way.
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Thanks Jester! Link all you want, as long as it's not the same site always, I don't give a shit.
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Now let me go watch that YouTube video that you linked.
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This look? It works. Pete is being covered on all the blogs. Mission accomplished, such an attention whore.
I couldn't date or marry a man who raids my closet, dunno how Ashley does it.
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Kevin Federline is an incredible dancer and I'm sick of Dancing with the Stars casting DANCERS but I don't care, I will be voting for his fat ass and moobs every single night!
Daddy Dude for the win!
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