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  1. Fat Kelly Clarkson Keeps Gaining Weight

    6/5/2009 6:46 PM
    Thanks for showing me the light, babe. Return to where you came from now before I block you. And I've never been called a douchebag before, it's actually flattering. :)

  2. Fat Kelly Clarkson Keeps Gaining Weight

    6/5/2009 6:00 PM
    After nearly three years of blogging, "Mod Lynne" won't be returning. My life is over!

    She will return, however, to insult me "on this specific topic" that she won't change my mind on.

    No need to tell me anything about yourself: weight, occupation, etc. cause I don't give a fuck and you shouldn't give a fuck what I think either. Get over yourself. No one here likes you anyway.

  3. Fat Kelly Clarkson Keeps Gaining Weight

    6/5/2009 4:58 PM
    @ Mod,

    You said, "I'll never be visiting this site again." I knew you were a liar.

  4. Fat Kelly Clarkson Keeps Gaining Weight

    6/5/2009 12:17 PM
    Why do people want a blogger to mirror their perspective? How pathetic is that!!!

    Kelly's fat and unhealthy and people who believe a 10 minute walk can keep people healthy are probably obese or delusional.

    I'm just trying to be in shape and exercise. I know a body builder whose doctors told him the only reason he's alive today is cause of all the working out he did when he was younger.

    Additionally, someone very close to me had a stroke and that person wouldn't work out cause he was thin. Now he is, though. And nope, a 10-minute walk just wouldn't cut it either.

    I personally love the gym and if being healthy is a waste of time, than I'm happy to be a time waster.

    Keep shoving those Krispy Kremes down your throat, bitch. I hope you choke.

  5. Fat Kelly Clarkson Keeps Gaining Weight

    6/5/2009 3:31 AM
    @ S-Dawg,

    I'm just calling a spade a spade. Kelly looks like she's about 43% body fat. There's nothing "average" about that other than an increasing number of people are overweight and obese.

    I know that Kelly's about 43% cause I have a better idea of percentages since I work with a personal trainer now who wants to bring my % down. Kelly should be at 23%.

    Because I heart you so much, I'm trying to eliminate using the word 'tranny,' even though I think it's a harmless and fun word. But I'm not going to stop calling Jelly Clarkson fat, cause the bitch is overweight.

    Whether I'm gossip blogging or not, if I see an overweight person on the street, famous or not, I'm not going to call him or her "average," I'm gonna use the word "fat!"

    Hugs.

  6. George O'Malley is Dead, T.R. Knight Officially Written Off Grey's Anatomy

    5/29/2009 4:14 PM
    LMAO, S-Dawg. Grey's jumped the shark when they let Isaiah go and I honestly don't think Shonda knows WTF she's doing half the time. I wouldn't be surprised if Isaiah Washington did come back.

  7. Kara DioGuardi on Adam Lambert: 'He Was Always Openly Out'

    5/29/2009 3:44 PM
    Ken B,

    You closet queer. You know you jack off every time you read the words "Adam Lambert" on the internet. You are COMPLETELY obsessed with him.

    As a journalism major, no one has to answer ANY question! I actually watched Kara on The View today and she went out of her way to say that Adam was "openly gay."

    She was asked whether his sexuality influenced voters. Kara could have said, "The audience chose their winner and he received the most votes. I'm not in the position to say why people vote the way that they do."

    And out of the around 7,000 posts that I've made, a gay celebrity has only been the subject of maybe .0001%.

    YOU'RE the one who makes "dumdum's" sexuality an issue cause you don't wanna be real about your own homosexuality and homophobia and you don't want anyone to say that he or she is living the lifestyle that you're in denial about.

  8. Adam Lambert vs. Clay Aiken: 'Clay Can Ride My Coattails!'

    5/29/2009 11:43 AM
    Er, it's my blog and I said that AT&T are a bunch of homophobic haters. A question including the phrase "homophobic haters" would never be directed toward Adam Lambert from Access Hollywood.

    In case you didn't know, bloggers (well those who don't sit there and only compliment) are supposed to inject their personal opinions in their posts.

    Adam also basically said he doesn't give a shit that he lost American Idol cause AT&T are a bunch of homophobic cheaters = sarcasm and my personal opinion. Of course Adam does 'give a shit' that he lost; I used my own choice of words to describe him being asked about how he felt about losing Idol.

    I'M also the one who thinks that AT&T are homophobic cheaters.

    RELAX.

  9. Robert Pattinson Shirtless on New Moon Set, Kissing Kristen Stewart Pictures

    5/28/2009 5:48 PM
    Robert Pattinson plays Edward Cullen (a vampire), he's not supposed to be tan, but his nipples are practically translucent and he needs to tan them! Ha. As if that's possible. :-p

  10. Avril Lavigne Bikini Pictures

    5/27/2009 4:57 PM
    Thanks!!!! :)

    Hey, I live in Southern California, we're all worked up over Prop 8. LMAO. It must have leaked into my subconscious. I want a new trucker hate!

  11. Clay Aiken Doesn't Like Adam Lambert, Blogs That Adam Lambert is 'Awful and Frightening!'

    5/26/2009 1:08 PM
    Thanks Jay. I just posted it and I was aware of Clay's apology, just trying to post this story in chronological order.

    Welcome back to you too, Jay. :)

  12. Whoppi Goldberg and Barbara Walters Attack Glenn Beck on The View Video

    5/21/2009 8:27 PM
    @ Amy,

    For whatever reason, I think you forget that I'm always fierce. Does that sound conceited? Don't care if it does cause lord knows I have my moments when I'd love to throw my computer out the window, but I always put in the effort to try to post a pretty good number of stories that aren't too long and that are hopefully fun or entertaining.

    I'm always snarky, hun. You're forcing me to remind folk of this, which makes me sound like a conceited ho. Sigh. Just had to defend all my hard work.

  13. Kris Allen Wins American Idol, Simon Cowell Doesn't Stand Up, Biggest Upset Since Taylor Hicks

    5/21/2009 3:10 PM
    @ Jay,

    "Sorry, Fire." - No need to apologize.

    I would ban Ken B but I feel like he has a right to make an ass outta his own damn self.

  14. Kara DioGuardi Bikini American Idol Finale Video

    5/21/2009 2:15 PM
    Last night's American Idol was great! It was the Grammys. Kara isn't that pale, she just shouldn't wear black against her pale skin.

  15. Adam Lambert and Kris Allen React to American Idol Season Finale Upset

    5/21/2009 1:45 PM
    Seriously! How does anyone who isn't from the South stand a chance if them rednecks are sittin' there and a dialin' up Idol like some crazies?

    Plus them Southern folk don't want no gay Idol, ya hear?

  16. Kris Allen Wins American Idol, Simon Cowell Doesn't Stand Up, Biggest Upset Since Taylor Hicks

    5/21/2009 12:53 PM
    @ Gaz,

    You got it right! :)

  17. Khloe Kardashian Blogs About LA Dash Store Getting Vandalized

    5/20/2009 4:38 PM
    Email me when you get back. :) I want some Friday Gyllenhaal pics. :)

    Luv ya.

  18. Brooke Hogan 'Fallin' Full Video

    5/20/2009 2:01 AM
    A gossip blogger who doesn't say "tranny?" That's a tall order.

  19. Eminem Apologizes to Nick Cannon for 'Bagpipes From Baghdad' Lyrics

    5/19/2009 4:17 PM
    Exactly, Oli!

    Eminem just didn't like Nick's response so he came out with, "I was actually sending them my congratulations." Um, okay.

  20. Paris Hilton's Documentary Trailer

    5/19/2009 12:54 PM
    Paris' popularity is fading and she's trying to get it back, that's why she's doing this now.

    She'll be in the loony bin when the paps stop following her. She literally lives for fame and I've heard fame's the strongest drug out there. :0

  21. Barack Obama Tells Newsweek 'Dating Will Be An Issue' For My Daughters

    5/18/2009 6:22 PM
    That wouldn't matter if the dude who dated them doesn't mind Rush. Are you trying to make funnies? :0

    I'm so mean to you.

  22. Shia LaBeouf on His Date With Rihanna: 'The Spark Wasn't There'

    5/18/2009 6:10 PM
    @ Mr Gyllenhaal,

    I'm good now, thank ya. :)

  23. Mel Gibson's Girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva is Pregnant

    5/18/2009 4:51 PM
    Really? I was being sarcastic.

  24. Shia LaBeouf on His Date With Rihanna: 'The Spark Wasn't There'

    5/18/2009 4:38 PM
    That's exactly what I needed to hear! :) I've got a bad case of The Mondays.

  25. 30 Rock 'Kidney Now' Season Finale Video

    5/15/2009 4:03 PM
    Email me some dates. :)
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