Comments by Firecracker (Page 9)

  1. Nadya Suleman: Octomom Lands TV Dating Show, Has Never Been On A Date

    If she has never been on a date, where in the hell did her first six kids come from? Was she running around raping men for their sperm? What a hot mess!

    - I have the best writers. I swear to gawd. :)
  2. Ashley Hebert Had Sex With Bentley Williams!

    Just when I thought this story couldn't get any worse! Well Bentley did say that Ashley's the kind of girl he would call every now and again to fuck, we just didn't know that he was being literal.
  3. Ryan Dunn: "Wasted" on Night of Deadly Crash, Slammed by Roger Ebert on Twitter

    Some people deal with their disappointment and pain over someone's death by lashing out at the person who passed in order to make themselves feel better. How stupid and childish!!

    It's unfortunate that Ryan was drinking and driving, but how about a little fucking sensitivity for the love of gawd?!! WTF.
  4. The Bachelorette Recap: Ashley's Still In Love With Bentley

    Good job Snarky!!! You're a talented beeyotch. :)

    I breezed right through this, which is how writing is supposed to be - so said my teacher. Your work is "a fast read."

    Thanks so much for doing this. :)
  5. Glee Officially Jumps the Shark: Ryan Murphy Fires Entire Cast for Season 4

    Well S-Dawg is my friend, so I could never go in on her.

    Using "retarded" will never be equivalent to someone calling me or my ancestors the N-word. Tell that to my nurse mother and her co-workers who use the term on a regular basis to describe patients' conditions at the hospital.

    * Lil Payne is crazy. :)
  6. Glee Officially Jumps the Shark: Ryan Murphy Fires Entire Cast for Season 4

    As long as the human race exists, some folks will say things that will offend others, no matter what those words may be.

    "Retarded" will be flushed out and replaced with something else that may offend some people. Kudos to those involved in progressive campaigns and to those who may not always agree with what bloggers, or anyone, says. Everyone is entitled to their own views.

    * I knew Glee wasn't gonna last long. Ryan Murphy's speeding things up.
  7. Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Teresa Giudice and Joe Gorga Make Peace...Kinda

    I don't think I want Teresa and Joe to make up. The show needs the "drama."
  8. Christina Aguilera's Naked, Opens Up In W Magazine

    Christina's a cocky bitch, but she's undeniably talented.

    As far as being a "dumb drunk floozy" on The Voice goes, I'll cut her some slack because its been extremely obvious since the first episode that Xtina is shy. She is completely out of her element, which I think makes her part retard on the show. She's already a bitch tho, so the bitchiness shines through.

    I sympathize with her though cause being on live TV isn't for everyone.

    * I really need to adjust to this new time zone sh!t. Grrrr.
  9. Joss Stone Was Targeted In Kidnapping, Possible Murder Plot

    "Could you imagine just sitting there eating your morning Pop Tart..." - That's why I love you Snarky! :)
  10. Amber Portwood's Brother Blames Gary Shirley For Her Problems, Suicide Attempt

    Amber's brother isn't exactly an objective source, but Gary does always threaten to take Leah away. I would have to punch my baby daddy out if he immaturely kept fucking with my emotions like that too.

    Amber didn't attempt to kill herself. She's just a mess. Leah will be too if they BOTH don't get it together soon.
  11. Crystal Harris Wanted $500,000 To Leave Hef At The Altar

    You have a very valid point, they're using each other, but Crystal's an awful human being. Hef gave her a career. There's no reason for her to try to be so damn dirty. Crystal needs to get over herself. I don't think she's hot and she looks about 10 years older than she is.
  12. Christina Aguilera's Naked, Opens Up In W Magazine

    Christina Aguilera's a bitch, but she's also a strong, intelligent woman.

    From what my paparazzi friends have told me, I have to agree with her on being a target. Many celebrities are sold out by their jealous "friends" on a day to day basis.

    It's also understadable why the cops would want to make the most out of pulling over drunken passenger Xtina. She always has drivers now, which is great. Don't give those jerks something to sensationalize.
  13. Michele Bachmann is Insane, Running for President

    "Unless you're just someone who cares about the future of this country." - Yes! I like Democratic bloggers, they make much more sense. :)
  14. Selena Gomez Was Hospitalized Due to Malnourishment (Not Pregnancy)

    You're so silly! :)
  15. Anthony Weiner's Penis Picture Leaked!

    Thanks so much for quickly posting this. I didn't even know the photo was released.

    This entire scandal makes me sad. NOTHING that you send on the Internet is private EVER and it can always be leaked.
  16. Keeping Up With The Kardashians Preview Is Here!

    There are SO many broken families today, which is why the Kardashians are so successful - they're such a close knit family... their success is frghtening though cause ENOUGH already!

    Kris Jenner will have a surrogate mother 10 yrs from now pumping out more kids that she can exploit. This is a family of fame addicts that we could all do without at this point.
  17. Bradley Cooper and Olivia Wilde are "Definitely Hooking Up"

    I love it when two whores get together! Olivia needs to keep things in perspective though. I still can't believe Bradley was with Renee Zelwegger for so long. Looks aren't important, or weren't, to him, which makes him hot in my eyes.

    I just think that Bradley is SOOO overrated, but I understand tht many chicks wanna get in his boxers.
  18. Whitney Houston: Battling Emphysema Which Could Result in a 'Horrible Death'

    She's so tragic. I can't even feel bad for Whitney. She's stubborn. I predict that she'll keep smoking.
  19. Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino Still In Hiding After Brawl, Rest of 'Jersey Shore' Cast Involved in Pizza Feud

    @PennyLoopy,
    I just wanted to say thank you for all your comments, especially these ones. You speak the truth!

    A lot of readers don't have your first hand experience, so you've just taught my thousands of phantom readers something.

    I don't agree with the 'no drinking while on camera in clubs/ bars' policy either and etc. Italy should keep tourism in mind. This show appeals to a coveted demographic. They should welcome the Shore kids so that the cast and the show's audience leaves with the very best impressions.
  20. Real Housewives of New York City Recap: The Housewives Take Morocco

    Your recaps are better than the show. Who needs to watch TV when Lil Payne's in the house?! :)
  21. Ronnie Ortiz-Magro Beat Up Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino in Italy

    I love the look on Vinny's face in the background. I'd like to think that he approves.

    Mike is an awful person, which is why his own father has launched an attack. I couldn't be happier. I can only imagine the look of fear on Mike's face as Ronnie charged him. :) Maybe Mikey will learn to STFU now and stop trying to ruin other people's lives.
  22. Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Are Engaged!

    Congrats to the happy couple!!!!!!!!
    Kris has such a warm presence, he seems genuinely sweet. The length of time they've been together may be irrelevant. I think they'll last a long time. I don't know about "forever," but I'm optimistic about these two and I'm happy for Kimmy Ko-dependent. :)
  23. Dancing With the Stars: Kirstie Alley Falls Behind Despite Near-Perfect Scores

    A lot of folks on Twitter are telling everyone to vote for Kristie. Her fan base is strong. I think she'll be okay. :)

    Also, LMFAO at this post! :)
  24. Mildred Patricia Baena Says "White People Are Better"

    Mildred was having sex with Arnold and her husband at the same time and she told her husband that he's the father of Arnold's baby.

    She's a wonderful individual and a great role model for her four children. I'm being sarcastic, btw. I know that you know that, but it's hilarious when people go off on me for calling Mildred "hot."
  25. Mildred Patricia Baena: Sex With Anyone Willing to Take It

    Thanks for all your comments ecama!!! I really appreciate it. :) If/ when I make myself laugh, I'm happy, but it's great to hear that I wasn't the only one laughing over that line.

    Where are you from? "U no go kill me" sounds Carribean.

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