Comments by Jester

1. Dancing With The Stars Season 8 Couple Pics

   2/18/2009 2:49 PM
   
   Craigmackk: I considered that but The Woz has a huge female nerd following as well as a huge bear following. Who watches Dancing with the Stars? The ladies and the gays... he's gonna be this seasons Cloris. It is my guess that he will hang around for a while.

2. The Jonas Brothers Want To Be On 'New Moon' Soundtrack

   2/13/2009 1:24 PM
   
   Uh hell yes! And we can call our plan "Operation: Silence of the Lambs"

3. Did Paris Hilton Start the Fight Between Chris Brown & Rihanna?

   2/12/2009 8:50 PM
   
   Yaunne,
   Do you live in Maryland? I would like to talk to you about your comment. Do you have iChat? We can talk face to face on there. Will that suffice?
   Kisses,
   Jester

4. Is This Chick Serious?: Nadya Suleman Wants Donations

   2/11/2009 11:13 PM
   
   I understand that Paula, but this women is disturbed and clearly selfish. Who is the money going to? HER. She can't make good decisions when it comes to her kids. She prove that. If people are donating money to her kids, I want someone else to delegate that income. She might not even spend it on her kids. Thats why there are programs that provide specifically food stamps, cheese, milk, peanut butter, formula and diapers, because she might do something selfish again.

5. Just Pics: Britney Spears' 'If U Seek Amy' Video Shoot

   2/11/2009 5:03 PM
   
   They should have had a bunch of girls all dressed up as mini Britneys. One could have been in a red cat suit. One could have been in a green top with scrunched hair. All of her video looks. It would send the conservatives in to a frenzy. LMAO.

6. Jay-Z Is Enraged At Chris Brown For Hurting Rihanna

   2/11/2009 5:01 PM
   
   EXACTLY! It kinda freaks me out. I know Jay-Z is a rapper, but I don't like to think of him as a thug or a gangster. It just doesnt seem real to me. I mean I could understand that his is mad, but I dont get the whole "dead man walking thing" ya know?

7. Just Pics: Britney Spears' 'If U Seek Amy' Video Shoot

   2/11/2009 1:53 PM
   
   Did anyone notice that the little girl is dressed up as Britney in Hit Me Baby One More Time... disturbing. LOL

8. Just Pics: Britney Spears' 'If U Seek Amy' Video Shoot

   2/11/2009 1:50 PM
   
   HAHA! I didn't think about that.
   Yeah that is kinda messed up.

9. Did Paris Hilton Start the Fight Between Chris Brown & Rihanna?

   2/11/2009 12:18 PM
   
   I agree. Most cases of abuse are escalated. It is likely that he hit her before.

10. Update on Tameka Foster's Condition After Plastic Surgery Injuries

    2/9/2009 4:21 PM
    
    WTF? What is routine about getting plastic surgery. NOTHING! Look, I don't wish death upon other people (well I do, but I'm not serious when I do it) but I hope that near death scared that tranny! She has mannish features. She needs to accept it. LOVE YOURSELF woman! And after you are done loving yourself kiss your babies, because you almost died because you were so selfish that you had to get plastic surgery. You could have left you babies without a mother because of vanity. What kind of message would that send to your kids? DAMN!

11. Her Arms Are Bigger Than My Legs

    2/9/2009 12:42 PM
    
    I hate to admit it, but you are SO RIGHT! She could have at least put on a cape or a sweater or something. Maybe a jacket. Something to cover up those arms. I love Kelly, and if she wants to be chubs that is cool with me, but she needs to learn how to dress herself.

12. Fantasia, Is That You?

    2/9/2009 12:40 PM
    
    Not only does she look fierce, she also looks really happy!

13. It's About Time Hayden Found Someone Closer In Age

    2/7/2009 2:49 PM
    
    What do you mean you don't believe it? Its not like Radar had some unnamed source that made some shit up. They saw it. The writer for Radar Online saw them hooking up. Plus, Radar isn't some trashy tabloid. I consider them pretty legit.

14. Clive's Pre-Grammy Party Is Full of Divas

    2/6/2009 9:46 PM
    
    I know. I don't know if she will ever be a successful artist again, but I would like to see her more.
    
    Though you know, now that Ray J is hording himself somes skanks on Vh1, maybe Whitney will get some work done.

15. Jessica Simpson Breaks Down In Grand Rapids

    2/6/2009 6:24 PM
    
    Yeah I don't feel like she is huge. Those pics of her that started the whole thing were just taken when she was wearing really unflattering clothing. Shes not big. Thats her normal size. She had to kill herself to be that skinny and toned before.

16. More Like Confession of a Fashion Victim

    2/6/2009 6:23 PM
    
    Can we please talk about the shoes? They are AWFUL. That dress is nothing compared to those shoes.

17. Taylor Swift In Self Magzine

    2/6/2009 1:17 PM
    
    She is and that's what I love about her. I just wish she would stop talking about how she writes songs about ass holes. She should just do it and let people make what they want out of it. I don't feel like a musician should always explain their songs.

18. Rosie Has New Teeth

    2/4/2009 6:50 PM
    
    Now now Poppers, just because we find her crazy and annoying does not mean she is ugly. In comparison to the way she has looked previously (like on her vlogs) she doesn't look bad... aside from the teeth.

19. Gwyneth Paltrow Whines About Courtney Love

    2/4/2009 6:48 PM
    
    CMack: I would have definitely called her an artist back in the day. Celebrity Skin was my shit. I still love that song. I kick ass at it on on Rockband too.

20. Gwyneth Paltrow Whines About Courtney Love

    2/4/2009 5:16 PM
    
    I wouldn't call C.Love a artist anymore. I mean I saw that VH1 Rock Doc trying to make a album and it never came out... or it did and nobody was paying attention.

21. Simon Cowell & His Chesticles

    2/4/2009 5:13 PM
    
    His hair looks like Hugh Jackman's in X-Men.
    I'm gonna call him wolverine from now on.

22. Quote Me of the Day: Ashton Kutcher

    2/3/2009 6:02 PM
    
    I feel like the person that took the pic is a complete douche, and knew what they were doing. But I also feel Michael Phelps deserves the backlash. You would think they he learned his lesson back in 2004 when he got his DUI right after Athens, but h clearly didn't. It's not like he is Ashton Kutcher. Michael is an Olympian. Being a role model comes with the territory! It's not a big deal to smoke a little weed at home but if you are out at the party, set the bong aside and just chill.

23. The Downside of Reconnecting With Former Friends

    1/27/2009 10:03 PM
    
    Um... sorry?
    I thought I was being nice... Jester is officially retiring from the POTP comment section starting... now.

24. The Downside of Reconnecting With Former Friends

    1/27/2009 7:31 PM
    
    Why are you being so insecure? From my perspective you have a lot going for you, and still a lot to accomplish. Married people with good marriages have goals but ones that are not conflicted by the goals of their families. You don't need that shit. You need to be free as a bird to do what you want. Plus marriage is totally antiquated and only works when you are older. PLUS women don't hit their sexual prime in their mid-30s! If you are gonna get married and be married for the rest of your life, why would you wanna get married at an age that it's IMPOSSIBLE to know what you want.
    
    You need a glass of wine and a few episodes of Sex and the City to make you feel better.
    
    And you should also be honest with this friend. You never know, you two could really re-connect in friendship and you don't want to start that out with a lie. Plus, if shes a good person and a good friend she won't judge you for having a different lifestyle than she.
    
    Was that comment long enough? Haha.

25. Dakota Fanning Is Gorgeous

    1/27/2009 12:56 PM
    
    1. That looks like a personal picture taken by some douchebag that refuses to let her have a private life.
    2. God forbid! She's wearing, what looks to be a black sports bra, under her cute top.
    
    She is classy. If she wasn't classy she would be out giving twat shots to the paps as shes hopping out of limousines like Lindsay, or whoring it up and purposefully showing off her green skanky bra on Myspace for her 20-year-old boyfriend like Miley. Big difference, HUGE! Face? Bothered? I AIN'T BOTHERED!