It's the attack of the boobs? Simon Cowell isn't obese, but he's not in the best shape either. That's why he always wears black - to slim his ass down.
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Date Added: 04/13/09
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May 13th, 2009 5:21 AM
you're fucked up, anonymous idiot who wrote the caption. simon has a great body!
look at that stomach-that's a straight vertical angle. I mean, I could measure that if you really wanted me to ;) ;) ;)
oh and those pecs do not qualify as "boobs". not perfectly toned, but pretty firm-mmmmm!
you are wrong about simon's body, my friend.