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Jaimee Grubbs' ex-boyfriend Aaron Kinard is putting her on blast. Aaron claims that Jaimee's a star f*cker who has a history of chasing any penis that belongs to a professional athlete.

“As soon as Jaimee found out I was a race car driver, she followed me to my car and then came home with me and we had sex." The 2005 one-nighter then turned into a six month f*ckship during which the couple filmed a sex tape and Aaron took nude photos of Jaimee.

Jaimee also wanted to be in Playboy, but was told that her titties "were too small." She then went out and got implants, but the men's magazine rejected her again.

Like Tiger, Jaimee's no good at being faithful. She cheated on Aaron with a woman she met in Vegas and his best male friend. Jaimee's also the chick who followed Aaron to his ride and he took advantage. Sounds about right to me.

Aaron says, “Jaimee was aggressive and was looking to get into show business.” Well, looks like Jaimee has her wish and I doubt Playboy will be turning her skank ass down now. Funny thing is, I had already thought that Tiger's sluts would be getting nude offers.

Also, anyone interested in Jaimee's sex tape is outta luck. Aaron says that he has destroyed the footage, but I personally think he's hung like a peanut and isn't ready to crack that shell.

Rachel Uchitel is the first mistress in Tiger-gate, but she not only denied the National Enquirer's allegations, she called one of its sources "a f*cking hooker [who] wants money" and said she has "information to disprove the story."

The National Enquirer and Us Weekly both stood by its stories and reported that Rachel Uchitel did engage in an a sexual relationship with Tiger Woods. Rachel is finally admitting that Tiger did have his paws all over her.

She'll actually be giving a press conference today at 11:30 a.m. Pacific. I thought the whore was shamed, but a press conference?! I wish they put scarlet letters on these skanks like they used to back in the day in the movie.

Less than an hour before Tiger's accident, Rachel and Tiger were texting each other. Elin confronted Tiger and asked whom he was texting. She grabbed the phone and she called Rachel to confront her. According to sources, Tiger and Elin began arguing and the phone broke in the process.

I so wanna see Tiger's battle scars from the night of his crash. Elin probably did eff up his face. For now, all we have is this Photoshopped pic.

Correction: This post was typed at 2:49 a.m. Pacific. The Scarlet Letter is a book and a movie, duh. Never happened in real life. That was a poorly-worded reference that I corrected today. When you're typing at almost 3 a.m. in the morning, unicorns and toothfairies also make a lot of sense to you.

UPDATE: The Rachel Uchitel press conference has been canceled.

Is this homophobia at its worst or is ABC simply trying to protect itself from the big bad FCC? Adam Lambert's Good Morning America performance was canceled and Adam believes that ABC's decision to pull the plug on his upcoming appearances was made because of FCC pressure. Adam posted the following Tweets yesterday:

However, the Los Angeles Times reports that Glambert is completely wrong. The FCC does not monitor programming after 10 p.m. Additionally, Adam Lambert's AMA performance took place at 10:55 p.m.

"The FCC has determined that there is a reasonable risk that children will be in the audience from 6 a.m. to 10 p.m., local time. Therefore, the FCC prohibits station licensees from broadcasting indecent material during that period."

Interesting! I don't think there's enough evidence that this is homophobia. Let us not forget that Janet Jackson's Super Bowl incident, which aired on CBS, caused mass hysteria and excessive censoring on network and cable television networks and radio stations. Britney and Madonna also shared a quick kiss on cable television. Adam's sex show was on network TV. Different networks. Different consequences. This is so sad, though. Adam is a new artist and he should be allowed to grow as an artist and person by proving that he can be trusted to perform.

Rapper Pleasure P was charged for child molestation after he watched his niece and nephew. At the time of the incidents, which occurred in 2004 - 2005, he was 16 years old. Marcus "Pleasure P" Cooper's niece complained to his aunt that "Uncle Marcus keeps touching me and he hurt me." The little girl was taken to the doctor that found some damaging evidence.

He served around eight months of jail time, attended rehab and completed community service.

Blue Star Entertainment, the label that housed and groomed Pretty Ricky, paid a substantial amount of money to have these documents sealed back in 2006. The label wanted to keep the aura of Pleasure in the group and figured since he was signed basically for life that they would recoup the cost.

However, Pretty Ricky members hated "Pleasure P" and they even had a physical fight at one point which led to him leaving the group.

For the rest of this story, make sure to peep out Necole Bitchie. I've never heard of this man before. Maybe I've heard his music, all I know is that he needs to be finished with music. No one should support a child molester.

I got this little goody in my inbox. I hope you love it as much as I do. Thanks Tammy!

In other news...

The Beverly Hills 90210 porno. Watch the video.

Lindsay Lohan lost her looks

Sarah Jessica Parker begins promotion for her new movie

Emma Watson's nip slip

WHY?!

My blogger buddy continues to hate on Twilight

THIS is incest

David Beckham needs to loosen up

Susan Boyle has sold 701,000 copies of her debut album "I Dreamed a Dream," beating out her debut competitors Adam Lambert, Lady Gaga and even outselling the greats like Mariah Carey, Beyonce and Taylor Swift.

Susan's album is the best-selling album debut by a woman in the Billboard SoundScan era!

Okay, now it's 2 cents time.

Susan Boyle's debut album has sold so many copies because she is twice as old as many of her competitors. Case in point: Taylor Swift, 19, Beyonce, 28, Lady Gaga, COUGH, 23 years old.

Susan Boyle appeals to a demographic that sends snail mail instead of email, has only seen an iPod in its commercials, and wouldn't know what site to go to in order to download an album. These are the people who go to Walmart and buy cds. These are the folks who don't download. She appeals to an older demographic, the demographic that will apparently make you a lot of money cause its members won't steal your art.

I had stopped blogging about Susan B. cause I was so over her, but she really is living out her dream and it's really beautiful to see that people have embraced her for her talent and spirit; and for that I say congrats, woman!

And here's the moment perverts have been waiting for: wholesome Taylor Swift runs around the beach in a bikini.

This is definitely kiddie-pornish. Taylor looks SO young. Perverts, you can thank me in a few weeks. I have a Christmas list that's available per request.

I'm serious.

At the rate she's going with talking about her marriage to Lamar Odom, you'd think the woman has a Ph.D in something other than Bullshitology.

Khloe Kardashian hasn't even given her marriage an entire year or three before professing how "natural" married life is and how she and Lamar are the interracial Romeo and Juliet of our time.

On being a wifey: "It's just so natural for me to be married. I was never somebody who was a serious relationship person. Now I'm all in and it's so easy. It's so comfortable for him and I both."

On getting domesticated: "I haven't been cooking because first we lived in a hotel, now we're at a loft."

On how much Lamar loves her: "Lamar's devotion makes me want to cry because the only other person who gave that to me was my dad."

On her shotgun wedding: "I really wouldn't have done it any other way. Many people have judged me, but I don't care how it looks to someone else. We're completely content, and that's the best feeling in the world."

On Lamar's desire to sperminate her: "He's said that kind of stuff to me in private - but I was shocked when he said it publicly! He already has two beautiful children, Destiny and Lamar Jr., but he can't wait for me to have more kids and form this new family. I know how happy he would be, and I'd love to have kids. But ideally I want to wait at least until we've settled into our new house."

Lady Gaga is clearly a character. She has a stage name, wears insane outfits, covers up a large portion of her face with sunglasses, random objects and heavy makeup, but she remains fairly raw in interviews.

Whether Lady Gaga gives mad attitude and says all a man has to have is a big penis, or she talks about wanting children, she says what she wants. Here's some excerpts from the January issue of Elle magazine.

On how she deals with stress:

"I get all the symptoms of a pregnant woman [when stressed].I get headaches, I get tired, I get blurred vision sometimes during a really intense session with [my creative team] the Haus."

On being an eccentric sexed up singer:

"I feel that if I can show my demise artistically to the public, I can somehow cure my own legend. I can show you so you're not looking for it. I'm dying for you on domestic television -- here's what it looks like, so no one has to wonder."

On working as a waitress in the past:

"I always wore heels to work! I told everybody stories, and for customers on dates, I kept it romantic. It's kind of like performing."

On being a future wife and mother or just a baby mama:

"In eight to 10 years, I want to have babies for my Dad to hold, grandkids. I want to have a husband who loves and supports me, just the way anyone else does. I would never leave my career for a man right now, and I would never follow a man around."

On not wanting to be just another sexy pop star:

“My album covers are not sexual at all, which was an issue at my record label. I fought for months, and I cried at meetings. They didn’t think the photos were commercial enough. In my opinion, the last thing a young woman needs is another picture of a sexy pop star writhing in sand, covered in grease, touching herself.”

John Mayer posted the following tweet in reference to Tiger Woods yesterday:

I've got to finish boning my mistress early so that I can go home and explain to my kid that he's lost a role model. What a shame.

I'm disgusted with John Player. I know shit about this man that would shame him. He is a whore and he needs to STFU. And when I say I know shit about him, I mean I'd like to get to know him biblically. I know people who've hung out with Jonny but I've never f*cked him. But we all know enough, right? The man is no saint and he has NO room to talk.

John Player even admitted to making out with Perez Hilton. He's like a bi-sexual man whore who needs to take a good long look in his bathroom mirror. And when he's in there, he should take some Grady Sizemore-like pics while he's at it.