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Carrie Underwood may be 'Little Miss Perfect,' but the woman I said Carrie Underwood is like, Natalie Portman, may be giving her a run for the good girl image, if you will. Both women make sure that they're not tabloid fodder and both women are grounded and driven. Natalie Portman proves this in the new issue of Marie Claire magazine.

Natalie says, "OK, so I didn't really go to any high school parties. And yeah, I didn't touch pot til I was in my 20s."

Natalie, 28, experimented only after she began attending Harvard University. "I didn't get flat-out drunk until I went to college. But I think that's a good thing in many ways."

Natalie was too focused to become a brunette version of Lindsay Lohan.  "Work was like an all-you-can-eat buffet. And I was like, 'I'm hungry!" I tend to get overambitious with what I can do."

I just love this b*tch. I like to work a lot when I'm not getting laid. Well 'work' as in get wasted enough to hit on someone and get laid, but that's neither here nor there. Natalie is one of the few role models we have around today, and she's got the talent to back it up.

After hearing about 13 year-old Hope Witsell who hung herself after sending a boy she likes a topless photo, it really makes Rihanna, who said she feels sorry for any man whose girlfriend doesn't send him naked photos, seem even more irresponsible.

More Natalie Portmans and Carrie Underwoods, please!

Jaimee Grubbs says that TMZ's story is false. The paparazzi site posted a new rumor alleging that Tiger Woods wife Elin Woods called up Jaimee and told her "You know who this is because you're f**king my husband." Just one problem: no such call took place.

Jaimee, 24, says, "Elin has never called me as far as I know. I did get a call from an unknown number last Tuesday (the same day as Tiger left me a message), but I never picked up."

Elin says that although she hasn't heard from Tiger Woods or anyone in his camp, people blew up her phone. Jaimee had 200 missed calls and 300 text messages yesterday.

I first thought that Kalika Moquin was this very fit, tan, even slightly exotic looking woman. But after looking at other pictures of Tiger Woods' alleged third mistress, I feel like seeing this chick nude would be like watching kiddie porn.

Kalika Moquin has a very youthful face and she's not all that easy on the eyes. Maybe Tiger just likes average looking women that he thinks will be better in bed cause they'll be more grateful to get poked by him. I hear that's why some men go for fat girls. They're more appreciative. Could be true.

Britney Spears and her rumored agent turned boyfriend Jason Trawick were spotted holding hands last night in Los Angeles.

Britney Spears actually turns 28 years old today. Happy Birthday, Britney! Maybe the happy couple celebrated at midnight last night? Hmmm.

Britney looks so happy with Jason. He's lost a lot of weight since they first began dating and I'd be smiling too. The man is hot.

Make it work, kids.

Life & Style magazine has an explosive exclusive. The tabloid is revealing the identity of a third Tiger Woods mistress. Can I be the fourth, cause so far the details on this chick are sparse and seem sketchy.

Kalika Moquin is a marketing manager for The Bank nightclub in Las Vegas. She has sexed Tiger more than once in his hotel room during the weekend of Oct. 23, allegedly.

Reps for Tiger would not comment. But the insider tells Life & Style, "They've hooked up a bunch of times. Tiger told Kalika that married life isn't all it's built up to be. He said he wasn't happy in his marriage or his home life and that there was just so much pressure on him."

What Tiger "said" sounds very cliche and suspect, but considering everything we're finding out, hell ya he gave it to her. What he said in order to make Kalika drop her panties is irrelevant. He's an unfaithful slut and he made his bed, time to lay in it.

Three husbands and five children later, actress Meredith Baxter of hit 80's sitcom "Family Ties" has officially come out as a lesbian.

The talented has been says that "it was a later-in-life recognition" that she prefers the snatch.

"This has only been for the past seven years."

It wasn't until the actress, 62, began a relationship with a woman seven years ago that she realized she was gay.

"I got involved with someone I never expected to get involved with, and it was that kind of awakening," she said.

Meredith and her lover live their lives "very out" in Los Angeles.

She told People, "I feel like I'm being honest for the first time."

Tiger Woods is admitting that he's a man whore and urges the media to stay out of his business because he's going to remain private about his whoring out.

Tiger Woods also says that his wife Elin is like a gift from god or something and she did not scratch up his face. I'm hoping that he decided to come clean before his secret baby mamas come forward.

Tiger's apology is after the jump. If more hoes speak out, will he be apologizing again? Stay tuned as Tiger-gate continues.

Tiger Woods left a voicemail on Jaimee Grubbs phone while in a state of panic after his wifey went through his cell or his cell phone bill. Tiger tells Jaimee that she needs to remove her name from her phone so that Elin Woods won't discover that the number is attached to a female.

With all that fear and anxiety, Tiger doesn't sound as congested as he usually does. I love that he's basically all casual about it. His extremely wealthy cheating a*s can afford many cell phones. How did he slip up and allow Elin to get all up in his business like that? Sh*t, with his stacks, he can afford to pay as you go! Those "pay as you go" bills are too pricey for the everyday folk, but not for him. That is why women get away with cheating and men don't. We're just better at it.

The voicemail and transcript are after the jump.

There's a lot you can learn from the Tiger Woods scandal: If you're cheating, don't leave voicemails and don't engage in sexting.

Radar reports that in addition to Jaimee Grubbs, another mistress claims to have voicemails left by Tiger Woods that she plans on leaking.

Another woman is in talks with a national outlet to reveal her sexual affair with the golfing great. Several national media outlets are in contact with other women who say the have had sexual contact with Tiger while he was married. 

I love how this sh*t's like a damn soap opera. Week #1 we meet the main homewrecker, week #2, the second slut is introduced to viewers. But the season has only just begun. Stay tuned for week #3 when the explosive voicemails and text messages are revealed!

Jaimee Grubbs says that she has the voicemails and text messages to prove that she was involved in a 31-month affair with Tiger Woods. The voicemail will be released online tomorrow, but until then you can check out these pictures of the bartender from L.A.

Is Jaimee hot or not? I think she has an exotic look, has a nice tan, and knows how to apply her makeup. But she looks just like every other soCal slut. There's nothing special about her at all, but at least she looks better than Rachel Man Face Uchitel.