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Many of you know that Amber Rose is one of my many girl crushes, cause when it comes to crushes, it's better to be entirely bi-sexual.

Amber was videotaped as she left a club in Atlanta. She is always posing naked for magazines or walking around the beach with some tooth floss between her booty cheeks, but we had yet to hear the woman speak. She's so fierce that she gets paid $10k just to show up. Anyway, Ms. Rose is completely ridiculous and she has a thick Philly accent that distracts me from her hotness. Enjoy.

Adam Lambert is so refreshing. Adam had an interview on Sirius radio's Morning Jolt show with Larry Flick where he confessed that things weren't always so easy for him. He may have even been rocking the moobs just a few years ago.

Adam said,

"I suffered from a little bit of an ugly duckling complex early in my twenties and definitely in my teens. When I was in high school I was 250 pounds and that creates some stuff...some body image stuff, some confidence issues and I got a lot of my confidence from the validation I got as a performer."

I like the risks that Adam takes in his interviews. Like myself, he's a tell-all book. Life's too short to worry about what other people will think.

Adam also says that he thinks the lyrics of "For Your Entertainment" are about a one-night stand.

"I think the lyrics to me personally are about one night stands," he said. "Being soaked in booze...searching for something to fill that void... And you see that guy at the bar, or that girl, or that tranny, and they're just searching, and it's always the same thing and that's what the song says...it's not the first time, it's not the worst crime and your soul will be OK."

Despite his AMA performance fallout, Adam has outsold that snoozefest Kris Allen and even Lady Gaga. Take that.

I've got two short videos from Adam Lambert's Sirius interview this morning. He is so damn hot and a great interviewee. If you're a Lambert fan, you won't wanna miss these after the jump.

Wow! I'm beginning to love this Tiger Woods story because the iconic golfer has fallen from grace due to being a man whore.

Tiger Woods is a player both on and off the golf course. Zing!

Jaimee Grubbs, 21, of Vh1's "Tool Academy" says that she met Tiger Woods in April 2007 and they began a long-running, steamy affair!

Us Weekly claims that Jaimee has more than 300 text messages from Tiger and has had 20 sexual encounters with him.

Us Weekly has photos, racy texts from Tiger, as well as a voicemail from November 24, in which Tiger suggests his wife might be on to the alleged affair.

And there Rachel Uchitel was, allegedly proclaiming that Tiger Woods was in love with her? All these sluts are just another notch in his bedpost. The man has too much success and access and he married way too young. I smell a divorce.

UPDATE: Tiger Woods will NOT face any criminal charges

Chris Noth is gorgeous! Sex and the City's Mr. Big hit South Beach in Miami and luckily the paps were there to give us some proof of the hotness.

It's December, people, and it is still hot in Miami. Ugh. That's why I only visit Florida in the winter, cause that's too much drama for me. And yes, I live in soCal but the weather here is tolerable and perfect. Do I sound biased? SoCal's heat is much better than sweating it out in Florida's thick humidity. But that's why people flock to Florida year-round. It's hotter than a demon's butthole there almost every single day. Then again, when you live in soCal and it's raining ashes for days on end and your friends' houses burn down and you have to evacuate every other year, you definitely pay for the amazing weather.

Mother of 7-year-old twins and former Miss Argentina, Solange Magnano, 38, died from complications after undergoing butt implant surgery.

Solange was crowned Miss Argentina in 1994.

Her surgery involved liquid injections that traveled to her lungs and brain.

Close friend Roberto Piazza said "A woman who had everything lost her life to have a slightly firmer behind." Magnano's burial Monday was shown on Argentine television.

When Dr. Gonzalo Cortes y Tristan arrived at his hospital, Solange had an acute respiratory deficiency. Her condition deteriorated until she suffered the embolism.

The White House party crashers sat down with Matt Lauer, via satellite, this morning to defend themselves against the accusations levied against them within the past week. The socialite couple claimed that they were invited to the White House and you'd have to be crazy to try to crash the State Dinner.

Michaele Salahi is a lying attention whore, though, so she's about as credible as Tiger Woods' mistress. And Michaele's hubby Tareq should invest some of his money into buying a personality. I was nearly bored to tears.

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Rachel Uchitel has slept around, but she wants us to think that she's innocent when it comes to Tiger Woods. Rachel says, "I told the [National] Enquirer and Star that it wasn't true. I told them not only did I have information to disprove the story, but I offered to take a lie-detector test."

Rachel then went on to explain who the National Enquirer's two "sources" are, claiming that one of them is "a f*cking hooker and wants money." I kind of like this chick.

Rachel said that the story's first "source" was invited to take a trip to Europe with Rachel but the trip ended "after a day" when her new friend fell down the stairs at a restaurant because she was so drunk. Rachel claims that it was "so embarrassing" to associate herself with said ho and it was "a total nightmare."

Rachel adds, "The whole thing's a lie. Tiger never told me he loved me. They said they overheard him saying he loved me. It's just stupid. I've never texted or talked to him on the phone...."

As if we're supposed to believe Rachel?

Adam Lambert clearly began his career on a very shocking note, but now he's promising to change directions.

Adam Lambert posted the following message on his Twitter yesterday: "AMA performance was a one time event. Goin in a new direction now. Focus back on the music...Don't worry friends: I'm still gonna be me. Always. W/o apologies. Just gonna experiment differently w how I present myself...I'm learning. :)"

In addition to his Tweets, Lambert will appear on the Ellen DeGeneres show today where he discusses all things American Music Awards.

On what he thinks of his performance now:

"I think in hindsight I look back on it and I go, 'OK, maybe that wasn't the best first impression to make again, the first second impression.' I mean, I had fun up there, I had a good time, my dancers had fun and the band had fun."

On being misunderstood:

"I respect people and feel like people walked away from that feeling disrespected. I would never intend to disrespect anybody. So that was not my intention."

On gay male stereotypes:

"People aren't used to seeing gay man portrayed that way on TV. The gay male image in the media tends to be very cliche and safe...I was putting on a character, putting on a persona being this kind of rock star, kind of dangerous kind of guy.

On his dad suggesting that he should apologize:

"I was like, 'You know, Dad, I don't feel like I did anything wrong.' It just wasn't maybe the right judgement call. It's a taste thing more than an obscenity thing. I think it's just a taste level."

On ABC canceling his Good Morning America performance:

"I don't blame them. I got carried away...They gave me a great opportunity to close the AMAs and I would never want to smack that gift horse in the mouth. I think they were taking a leap of faith having me do that and it unfortunately it didn't work out as we all thought it would."

I liked Adam before his performance and I like Adam after his performance. He has talent in spades. It really is time to "focus back on the music" and hopefully others can move the eff on.

Carrie Underwood is about as talented, down to earth and wholesome as you can get in Hollyweird. Instead of encouraging other women to send their boyfriends naked pictures like Rihanna suggests, the country singer says that she takes being a role model very seriously because it's a responsibility.

"I take it very seriously, and my motto is I would never want to do anything that would embarrass my own children, in the future. And I think that's the best way to look at things."

When Carrie makes her decisions, she also thinks of her parents. "I never want to do anything that would make my parents, you know, my role models, disappointed in me."

Carrie Underwood's like the Natalie Portman of country music. Everyone loves her cause there's nothing to dislike.

Michaele Salahi and her chunky hubby Tareq will be interviewed on the Today Show this morning. The White House crashing couple allegedly demanded six figures for an exclusive interview on CNN's Larry King Live, but they've chosen a live interview with NBC's Matt Lauer. The interview will be conducted via satellite from NBC's Washington bureau.

Bravo is owned by NBC Universal. Bravo's the same network that airs the Real Housewives franchise and the couple aspires to appear on the D.C. version of the popular reality show series. Suspect!

I don't wanna believe that these tools will appear on a reality TV show. They honestly shouldn't even be interviewed, but I can't wait to find out what they say when I wake up. The Salahis managed to pull off one of the craziest stunts in White House history. They better be exceptionally charismatic and intelligent.