If Tiger Woods' mistress, Rachel Uchitel, ended up looking anything like the ho who brought Steve Phillips down, I would suspect that he, too, has a sex addiction.
However, Rachel doesn't look like she needs protection from the Save the Whales Foundation whenever she goes for a swim at the beach.
Rachel Uchitel has a long face and she looks manly, but she has the body to make up for it. Check out these pictures of the socialite homewrecker and decide for yourself. Was it worth it for Tiger?
The National Enquirer wishes Tiger Woods and his family a Happy Thanksgiving and a prosperous new year.
The best golfer in history began having an affair with Rachel Uchitel, 34, in June. Tiger and Rachel even slept together as recently as this month, allegedly.
Rachel is a socialite who already slept with David Boreanz, the lead actor on Fox's Bones, and now she's got herself caught up in an affair with Tiger Woods. Rachel reportedly told her friend that they're in love. Well, Tiger and Rachel do engage in excessive "sexting," which means this is meant to be!
Multiple sources, who passed polygraph tests, say Rachel told them that she and Tiger also stay in touch during his frequent travels through phone calls and "sexting," sending each other racy text messages on their cell phones.
Rachel has told her friend that she doesn't care about his wife because they're in love. Her nickname in her cellphone for the married golfer is also "Bear."
Rachel traveled to Australia to meet with Tiger while he played earlier this month in the Australian Masters, both sources said. She also said she was not in Tiger's hotel. But an Enquirer reporter eye witnessed her IN the hotel.
Rachel was also spotted going to the 35th floor of the Crown Towers hotel where Tiger was staying. The Enquirer says they have more dirt on Rachel that they plan to expose. I bet they do.
Rihanna is an idiot, a horny idiot who makes no sense at all. Rihanna did a radio interview with DJ Angie Martinez in which she was asked about her nude photos leaking online.
Rihanna says:
Which ones? The hot ones? They should be hot, they were for my boyfriend at the time. If you don’t send your boyfriend naked pictures then I feel bad for him.
Why should the woman send the man naked photos? Shouldn't the man also send his girlfriend naked pics? And the only naked pictures that should be sent should be ones where each person's head is cropped out of the frame. Only vain, insecure attention whores send pictures to satisfy their partner cause they need to feel validated and gain a sense of security and monogamy.
Being a slut on camera is why Carrie Prejean's in the situation that she's in now. RiRi is all too eager to send "hot" pics so she doesn't have to pity her man who's probably cheating on her anyways. Protect yourself. Relationships are temporary, pictures are permanent. Oh yeah, happy Turkey day!
WE'LL BE BACK ON MONDAY, HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!
I may do some updating on Sunday, but I'll be back on Monday for sure. Thank you all for your support and loyalty and visits. There isn't a day that passes by when I am not thankful that I have the opportunity to search the web and find stories for you all. Thanks for allowing me to be random or raunchy or wordy or b*tchy. Snarky and I are eternally grateful that you allow us to do that every single day. Thank you!
Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp's sex scene
Jessica Alba's a lucky girl
I really don't wanna watch this episode
Who wants to end his sex drought?
Miley Cyrus caught on camera
Kanye West's self-sabotage is the cause of the hate
LMFAO at THIS video
I'm not the only blogger who has love for this crazy b*tch!
You can never have enough great spoofs
Rihanna ganks Beyonce
Keyshia Cole skipped out on the American Music Awards, even though she was nominated for Favorite Soul/ R&B Female artist, and she also appears to have gained some weight in her baby carrying area.
Keyshia has moved to Cleveland to live with her baby daddy, Cleveland Cavaliers' Daniel “Boobie” Gibson. Keyshia is already six or seven months along.
Keyshia attended a charity event last weekend where photographers were instructed to only take pictures of her from the waist up. She's reportedly pretty big now. Sounds like she's just pulling a Jennifer Hudson by being secretive and waiting until she's in the delivery room to tell us she's pregnant.
Congrats!
Levi Johnston says that he wouldn't mind competing on Dancing With the Stars. The 19 year-old father, aspiring actor and model, also admits that "being able to loosen up" on the show would be his biggest challenge.
I like Levi Johnston cause he's hot and you know that's all it takes for me! But he would be a disaster on DWTS. You really have to have a lot of personality and you can not be shy. Kim Kardashian was shy and she was voted off in the 2nd round because she sucked and she didn't have the personality for the show. Levi's the same way.
He's SO shy. I watched an episode of him on The Insider last week, cause I added the show to my DVR, and he told Donald Trump that he can't move to New York or L.A. because he has to be around to raise his son. The Donald was shocked and told him to choose his baby. He's a sweet guy and it's disgusting that Sarah Palin is trying to keep him away from his child.
Now, moving on to the topic of this post: Levi would do Dancing With the Stars. He told Entertainment Tonight, "I think if my phone were to ring right now, I would probably say yes. I mean, I'm pretty athletic so I think I could do just about anything."
He boasts that he can "slow dance like no other man."
Levi also needs to start whoring out and dating some b*tches like the Nailin Palin porn star. If you hook up with the right people, you really don't need to bare your ass in Playgirl or throw on tight pants and shake your hips.
Miley Cyrus continues to talk pure nonsense and she's morphing into a younger version of Megan Fox with the frequency of the crap that she's spewing.
On Zac Efron:
"I think Zac Efron is the hottest person in the world. I really, really like him."
"It's weird because he's my friend...I could call him and be like, whatever."
On Zac's relationship with Vanessa Hudgens:
"Zac could get any girl...and do whatever, and he is so loyal and a really good friend...He's just like super good looking."
On whether or not she gets nervous around Zac:
"I'm pretty cool. I'm pretty much the coolest person ever."
On the Twilight saga:
"I think it's bad. People get too into it... They're like thinking that's what girls should be like and not everyone is going to be Edward [Robert Pattinson] hate to say it."
It's never a good idea to profess your love for a man that's taken. And Zac Efron isn't even attractive to me anymore.
And as far as the Twilight saga goes, Miley really doesn't care about people thinking about "what girls should be like" or else she wouldn't be such a slut who literally dresses up like a hooker for her 17th birthday. Next!
I love Courtney Love's album Live Through This, so she will always have a soft spot in my heart; but the attention whore trainwreck is throwing Britney Spears under the bus shortly after she's finally gotten her life back together.
Courtney Love alleges that Papa Spears molested Britney Spears. Courtney, 45, typed:
"britneys dad molested her , imagine the father that molested you owning you for slavery while your forced to sing songs picked for thier sexual content every night, insane right? i have it on First had authority, and fight as hard as she is and does she still didnt pull that card, its a pride thing i can relate to, However they want to play dirty, lets go, Im SO not affraid of the little trolls who hit this when i was f***** up who are called lawyers. lets GO."
Until Courtney learns how to use spellcheck, (she's not a gossip blogger, she should use it), then she doesn't really have any credibility. Hypothetically speaking, if Jamie did molest Britney Spears, that's between Britney and her father. I hope the Spears camp is considering taking legal action against her.
Some of you doubted my investigative skills, didn't you? I did my research, all. The man Adam Lambert mauled on stage is his keyboardist, Tommy Joe Ratliff, and he is STRAIGHT! Bam.
Adam Lambert tells MTV News that Tommy is indeed straight! Adam said,
"During rehearsal, I grab him by the hair and kind of just looked at him. He's straight. He just, I guess, didn't mind getting kissed in the name of entertainment on stage."
Adam said that the simulated blowjob was also an impromptu move:
"I was supposed to look at him, and I just grabbed him. I wouldn't have done it if I didn't think he would have been cool with it. ... It might look real forceful, but we all respect each other and were doing it in the name of the show."
And there you have it. Tommy is one of those really gay straight dudes. Go Tommy!
I wonder if Tommy's thrilled with Adam eating his face "in the name of entertainment?" Of course he had to go with it. Working for Glambert is paying the bills!
Adam Lambert had a lot of explaining to do this morning on CBS' The Early Show. The glam rocker opened up on what was going on upstairs when he got sexual on stage during his American Music Awards performance.
On WTF happened:
"I admit, I did get carried away... I do see how people got offended and that was not my intention. My intention was just to interpret the lyrics to my song and have a good time up there."
On being a horny performer:
"ABC was taken a little by surprise -- and that wasn't my intention. I wasn't being sneaky. It got the most of me."
On de-virginizing (my word) the young eyes of children who were watching:
"Honestly, it didn't cross my mind ... children. It was almost 11 o'clock. It was a nighttime show. I was there in the audience full of mostly adults."
On being controversial and divisive:
"Like Idol, I have the tendency to divide people. Apples and oranges. You either like it or you don't."
On possibly toning it down in the future:
"I will probably make more of a little bit more of an effort to stay consistent with what I do during rehearsal to what I do during the show. That is something I am learning. That way, if anyone has any problems with what I am doing, that can be explored during rehearsal."
On why viewers should be open-minded about him as a performer:
"I hope people don't put me in a box and say, 'Oh, he's nasty and he's going to be that way all the time!' It was one performance."
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