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Hey Adam, if you "offended some people" it's NOT "apples and oranges" when you upset an entire television network.

Adam Lambert's Good Morning America concert has been canceled due to his raunchy sex show at the AMAs.

An ABC spokeswoman said, "Given his controversial American Music Awards performance, we were concerned about airing a similar concert so early in the morning."

The Parents Television Council also heard the wrath of conservative viewers. 

"They're outraged. They just can't believe the nature of the content, the explicit nature, and how much graphic content there was."

Glambert will reportedly perform on The Early Show on CBS. We're still rooting for you, Adam! Hopefully the backlash will be over soon.

Girl you look good when you back that thang up!

Who knew Katie Couric had some hood in her? The famous news anchor was photographed getting loose off 'the goose' in 2006. Katie was reportedly celebrating her new gig replacing Dan Rather at CBS.

I hope she's not embarrassed about these pictures because they are truly hilarious and it's great that she has a sense of humor.

If Tom Cruise can control his Stepford Wife Katie, than Suri Cruise can do the same with her mother. Suri Cruise is always photographed wearing dresses in cold weather without a jacket, rocking high heels, lipstick, and having messy hair. She is clearly the HBIC in the Cruise household and now she's drinking out of a wine glass? I bow down.

Things are getting pretty tense at Katie Holmes' house. Sources say that Tom and Katie have frequent fights because Tommy wants another child but Katie thinks 3-year-old Suri is getting too spoiled.

"He lets her do anything she wants, from eating cupcakes for breakfast to drawing on the walls. He never says no to her.”

“Some days, Suri won’t even let Katie touch her hair.” And the staff are too frightened of losing their jobs to stand in Suri’s way.

Tom has already replaced his mahogany paneling twice due to Suri making it her canvas. In another year or two I wouldn't be surprised to see pics of Suri rocking her Louis Vuitton bags and talking on her cell phone. I can't wait.

I just love John Mayer. Isn't the reason why he's so irresistible his raw talent coupled with his impeccable sense of humor? And the good hair. And the nice body. And the luscious lips. Shall I continue?

John Player is hilarious and that gets the panties to drop equally as fast as some "Body is a Wonderland" crap or some of his electric guitar strumming. John tells Details magazine:

“I don’t have ‘f-ck-you’ money. I have ‘that’s my seat’ money.”

Maybe I'm just a groupie, shhhh, but I find Johnny's quote hilarious. As cocky as he is, there's still plenty of modesty in there and a lot of his misconceived cockiness is just sarcasm and humor. Mayer has yet to not make me LOL whenever I watch him in an interview and I can appreciate that.

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, two fiercely private celebrities, are now putting their fingers on keyboards to post 140-character tweets on Twitter.

Still wanting to keep everyone outta their business, they haven't created their own personal Twitter accounts but they have posted a few tweets to thank fans on Twitter.

Robert tweeted: "Thank you for making NEW MOON #1. It's very exciting to be a part of something embraced by so many people. I hope you are looking forward to ECLIPSE as much as I am."

Kristen tweeted: "You all have proven you're the most amazing fans in the world once again."

Robsten's tweets can be found on the Twilight Twitter page.

Approximately 1,500 people called into ABC to complain about Adam Lambert's raunchy American Music Awards performance. Adam's sex show was broadcast live and unedited on the East Coast, but ABC made some edits for West Coasters.

ABC is calling the response "moderate." Um, okay. Last week Adam Lambert said that his performance is "gonna be sexy." Um, okay, again.

Lambert said the backlash against the performance was "a form of discrimination and a double standard" because for decades "women performers have been pushing the envelope."

On his Twitter account, Lambert wrote, "All hail freedom of expression and artistic integrity. Fans: I adore u."

Freedom of expression in the United States of Sexual Repression has its limits. Just ask Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson. Adam clearly did not respect those boundaries. I applaud his efforts, but his performance sucked. He didn't even own it. It was too calculated, awkward, and his gay kiss was more like an aggressive attack on his keyboardist's face than anything remotely sexy.

The performance was subpar, which makes it not worth all the controversy. Adam's team is probably going to have a lot of explaining to do every time he wants to perform on live TV again. It's definitely time to tone it down and shake us up more later on.

If Tila Tequila is going to be featured in any pornographic or nude footage, she wants to be the one to instigate it. Tila claims that a sex tape of hers was leaked from her laptop that was stolen TWO YEARS AGO.

She just had a lengthy drunken rant that was posted on her Ustream account last week and she's clearly on the Z-list. Time for a sex tape scandal!

Tila's lawyer said: "A police report has been filed for Tila's stolen laptop computer which contained that specific clip. I am currently in the process of sending a cease and desist letter and a notice of intent to sue if it's not removed."

I wonder if Tila's lawyer is familiar with his client's crazy. In light of her recent antics, does he even think that Tila's lawsuit against Shawne Merriman is going anywhere? I'm not so sure he even fathoms that she could be behind this leak herself.

She's so talentless, porn is her best option.

Kate Hudson has never had any breasts whatsoever, so why be shocked that you can still put her on her back and do some ironing?

I'm no Kate Hudson fan, but I really love the quote she gave In Style magazine.

Kate said: "Maybe the reason I don't have a problem with nudity is that since I have such small breasts I never feel that they are gratuitous."

Kate has the same size t*ts I had when I was four and I'm guessing she doesn't even have to wear a bra. Must be nice.

Here's a video of Kate Gosselin and her mini-army feeding some calfs. I adore the Gosselin kids. It's not like I would watch the show regularly, but I'm going to miss the Gosselin family on TLC. I hope Kate Plus 8 actually works out, but Jon Gosselin is camera blocking the production of that show cause he's that kind of a douchebag.

Alexandra Kerry's DUI arrest was big news last week. Her father, Sen. John Kerry, initially defended his daughter and it seems like his defense was within good reason.

Alexandra Forbes Kelly had a .06 blood alcohol level when she was pulled over in Hollywood. The legal intoxication blood alcohol level in California is .08

"We reviewed the arrest report and have declined to file criminal charges due to insufficient evidence," says L.A. City Attorney spokesman Frank Mateljan.

At the time of her arrest, Alexandra wasn't driving recklessly, she was pulled over for an expired registration, her father's spokesperson said.