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There is very little information about Tommy Joe Ratliff, the man Adam Lambert kissed on stage during his American Music Awards performance. But he's a keyboardist who has been working with Adam for three weeks and he is a member of Glambert's touring band.

Tommy Joe Ratliff is also reportedly straight. WOW!!!!

Tommy spoke out on Adam's unscripted kiss: “He just believes in the spirit of rock & roll, as do I. He’s a really cool open guy.”

I hope all the members in Adam's band and entourage are straight men cause he's a slut and I love him for it. For more from Tommy, you can hit up his Twitter page.

Miss Piggy remained chipper as her chipmunk cheeks, gut, massive arms and tree trunk thighs hit the red carpet at the 2009 American Music Awards.

If I ate whatever I want, sold millions of records and didn't workout, I'd be happy too.

Kelly Clarkson's red carpet dress was the right color and it looked adorable on her! She also sang "Already Gone," and her rendition was pretty good. She's a great singer and I can't wait for her next album. I hope to see her live in concert someday.

On Friday Perez Hilton, real name Mario Lavandeira, had a picture of Bronx Mowgli Wentz on his website and he "wrote:"

"It's been one year since Asslee pushed Bronx Mowgli through her vayjayjay and it's all the family is talking about!"

He then ended his post by calling Bronx a "poor lil' thing" who "doesn't stand a chance!!!"

Jessica Simpson went on her Twitter page and posted the following: "Does perez hilton..whatever his name really is..have no heart at all?Don't ever attack my family again.Sad to know u hate so deeply.Sad 4 U"

I don't mean to take Perez Hilton's side here, but Jessica has just proven that she is, in fact, dumb as a rock. She's more famous and successful than Perez will ever be. His traffic dropped months ago and has capped out for a while. Why give him attention?!

Furthermore, his commentary was extremely mild considering what he usually says, and Bronx is one years old! Perez doesn't know Bronx fate, he just wanted his writers to be rude. Mission accomplished, but Jess should stay out of it.

Adam Lambert's much hyped about debut performance at the American Music Awards began and ended with a bang.

Adam performed "For Your Entertainment" and he simulated oral sex with a male dancer, kissed his male keyboardist, grabbed his crotch and flipped us off. According to Rolling Stone magazine, Glambert did NOT clear the kiss with anyone in advance. The glam rocker also told CNN that the kiss happened "in the moment."

His gay smooch was edited for the west coast feed of the awards show. "You know honestly, if I offended some people... it's apples and oranges. I'm not an artist that does things for every single person."

The problem with what Adam Lambert is saying is that he shouldn't offend his own damn audience and I have yet to read about how anyone loved his performance. Adam also calls it "artistic freedom and expression" and claims that he believes in honoring the lyrics of the song. Okay?! Performances don't have to be that literal. This ain't Broadway, honey.

Adam says that it's "discrimination" to edit his performance.

"There's a big double standard, female pop artists have been doing things provocative like that for years... It's really sad, I just wish people could open their minds up and enjoy things, it's all for a laugh, it's really not that big of a deal."

I don't think it's "that big of a deal," I just think Adam's antics are unnecessary and distracted viewers from his raw talent.

Jennifer Lopez did a great job at performing her new song "Louboutins" at last night's American Music Awards. Thank gawd Jenny can dance cause this song is dumb.

Anyway, she jumped off her dancer's back and landed on her famous booty, but before you knew it she was in the middle of another dance move. Work it, gurl!

Some band many of us had never heard of, Gloriana, a country group won T-Mobile's Breakthrough Artist Award at the American Music Awards, beating out Lady Gaga and Keri Hilson.

Formed in 2008, Gloriana is composed of brothers Tom Gossin and Mike Gossin (vocals, guitar), Rachel Reinert (vocals tambourine), and Cheyenne Kimball (vocals, mandolin).

Gloriana's first single "Wild at Heart" was released in February 2009 and became a Top 20 hit on the U.S. Billboard Hot Country Songs chart. Their debut self titled disc was released on August 4th, 2009.

Very impressive!

Rihanna had a big ol' "Rated R" tattoo that went down between her titty crack on the American Music Awards. Rihanna is addicted to getting tattoos so I was just like, 'typical,' b*tch is dumb.

But the tatt actually says "Rated R," the title of her crappy new album that drops tomorrow. Rihanna's outfit, on the other hand, was a sexy see thru ensemble that only she could pull off.

Adam Lambert is probably my favorite American Idol contestant in the show's history, but that doesn't mean I should give him props even when he sucks. Adam Lambert's American Music Awards performance was a Broadway spectacle meets Chip 'n Dale act.

He was trying too hard to do whatever it is he was trying to do. His set was busy and it was a hot mess. He actually allegedly falls down around the 1:40 mark and then he has some gay makeout action taking place around the 3:20 mark. And Out magazine accused him of not being gay enough?!

What irked me the most was Adam's final "note." It was pathetic. We know that you can sing, but you don't have to showcase your entire range in the final seconds of your performance to remind us of that. Sigh.

Martha Stewart will always be a HBIC and she gives it to you straight up. While being interviewed by CNN, Martha was asked about her thoughts on Sarah Palin and she did not hesitate to speak the truth.

Martha said, "She's very boring to me... She's kind of a dangerous person. She's dangerous, the way she speaks, she's so confused. Anyone in government like that is a real problem..."

Gawd I love you, Martha! I also love that unlike everyone with a cock who says Sarah Palin sucks, Sarah can't say that Martha was being sexist. She can't say that Martha is jealous either, cause Martha sh*ts out diamonds.

Carrie Prejean is a hot mess, and so is her family. Carrie's brother said that he would watch Carrie's sex tape, and now Carrie's dad is defending his slutty daughter.

Will Prejean tells E! news, "The personal information they are bringing out against Carrie is irrelevant to anything, Look at Larry King, he asked Carrie harder questions than he asked Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.  

"Carrie is supposed to be doing all of these TV appearances to promote her book, and everyone can only focus on the tapes. I think we need to look to the future."

Uh, Papa Joe 2.0, it's hard to look to the future when Carrie Prejean's sex tape release will occur in the near future. We're just getting started. Carrie's nightmare has only just begun.