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While at the New Moon premiere, KISS FM DJ "JoJo" asked just about every actor or actress if he or she is "Team Edward or Team Jacob." While it would be easy for Nikki Reed to give some vague answer, she gets right to the point. She's on Team Jacob, baby!

Nikki tells Rolling Stone magazine: "When I was younger, Edward would have been super appealing. He's so sexy and mysterious, and he doesn't give you everything that you want. There's always something else. He's keeping you waiting."

Nikki thinks that young girls tend to prefer sexiness and mystery over someone who can be better for them, someone who's ride or die. "Jacob's just there. For some reason, young girls, they don't want the guy that's just there. I'm Team Jacob."

And what team is Firecracker on? How long have you been reading POTP cause you should know my answer to this one. I'm Team Threesome.

I'm a huge fan of Fox's new hit show Glee because it is one of the most entertaining, feel good shows on television today. Each week the Glee cast members sing some of the most popular songs, past and present, and their renditions (and occasional dance routines) are on point.

Matthew Morrison plays Will Schuester, a Spanish teacher and the leader of the Glee club. Matthew also has a long history of performing in many theater productions and he's a talented actor, singer and dancer.

Although I love Glee, I can not look at Matthew without seeing Justin Timberlake's face. No DNA test needs to be given, IMO, Matthew Morrison has got to be the love child of Justin Timberlake's parents! Matthew also looks much older than 31 years old, which freaks me out too.

But anyway, Matthew is embarking on a solo music career and he says that his album will “... be different. I would consider it a classier Justin Timberlake album. It’s going to be me and a big orchestra, but also with beats.” Doesn't that description sound homosexual? Many wonder if Matthew is straight, but I don't. I think he is as gay as they come although he denies it.

Matthew said:

• "Some people are calling this the gayest show on TV — it's gayer than Ellen Degeneres. Yeah, I definitely have a ton of gay fans, which I'm happy with."

• "Honestly, I went into theater because I enjoyed dance, and I looked at all the women dancers and I was like, "I gotta be in that! That’s' what I need to be doing!" ...You can only throw a football for so long. You can always sing. You can always dance. It's an amazing gift and I'm just so proud to be a part of it."

Sounds queer to me! And I want him to be cause that makes it easier to accept our unrequited love.

Here's two of my favorite Matthew video performances from Glee. "Bust a Move" is good, but "Thong Song" melted my heart.

IS MATTHEW MORRISON GAY?

After months upon months of hype, Levi Johnston's naked Playgirl pictures are finally here. I think he looks really hot, which could possibly have something to do with me thinking he's really hot when he has clothes on, too, but I digress.

I would have prefered much more bareback shots and he should have given us at least some side peen to work with, but bloggers can't be choosers. I'll take it. Also, considering what Levi looked like before he hit the gym, physique wise, all of his intense workouts and dieting paid off. Good for him.

I must say I'm a little disappointed cause there isn't a hockey stick anywhere in these pictures. I had great perverse photoshoot ideas involving a hockey stick and some pucks and his nuts that have yet to come into fruition.

Rihanna is a size queen and isn't going to date some man with a little penis. I guess it's safe to say Chris Brown was rocking a big tube steak considering how long they stayed together. I used the below picture because I figured Rihanna likes everything big... Big hair, big jewelry, big purses, so a big penis is a given.

When she was asked what a man can do to impress her in a recent interview with Bravo magazine, Rihanna made it clear that size does matter and if you ain't packin, well you're just plain boring.

"He has to be good in bed and the size matters. You know what I mean? The inner beauty counts as well, but without a toy it doesn't make it fun. Right now I don't want to have a serious relationship, I want to have fun."

I'll bet she made a lot of little wanker guys go completely limp when they heard she wants her own personal John Holmes. It's alright little men, there's always blow up dolls that don't care what size you are!

There's two things that Lindsay Lohan is good at and she should stick with 'em.... Snorting coke and taking pills. Lindsay was brought on as a celebrity adviser to work with the Ungaro fashion line and it turned out to be a complete disaster. When her 'works of art' debuted at Paris fashion week, it was an embarrassment to the fashion industry.

CEO Mounir Moufarrige is the dumbas* who announced over the summer that he was bringing Lindsay on to f*ck everything up "provide an electric shock" to the fashion house and all she succeeded in doing was making a mockery of the company.

Ungaro's chairman, Asim Abdullah wants Lindsay out before she does any more damage than she already has to their fashion line.

"Asim wants her out now. Department stores in the States have already told him they won't be picking up the line if Lohan remains a collaborator, so it's a serious issue."

Mounir is the one who hired and gave Lindsay a multi-year contract and he doesn't want to fire her. He better do what's right and get rid of her straggle haired *ss before he gets booted himself. Even main man Ungaro is upset with Lindsay's hand in the collection and said "I am furious, but I can't do anything about it," adding that the label "is in the process of losing its soul."

Just pay her whatever you agreed upon in the contract because you'll lose less money by getting rid of her, rather than letting her get her cigarette stained fingers onto any more of your designs.

So the other day I posted a photo of Demi Moore on the cover of W magazine because it looked as if part of her hip was missing in the picture. Demi posted a message on Twitter regarding the photo controversy and says her hips weren't altered. She also posted another version of the photo to prove she wasn't missing her curves.

"Here is the original image people my hips were not touched don't let these people bulls--- you!"

At least we finally have a celeb who will stick up for herself when we criticize the photo for looking over edited. Ya know why? Cause she's a sexy bitch who doesn't need some imaging nerd editing the hell out of her photo, because she just looks that damn good. I'd give my left boob to have a body as hot as Demi's, especially at 47 years old... But I still think her hip looks weird.

Carrie Prejean's brother, Billy Arnone, is coming to her defense over the current sex tape scandal, but all he really did was succeed at making an a** out of himself. During a recent interview, he explained that Carrie's sexcapades were on a cell phone and were meant to be private, but that's not what is landing him on my perv-boy list.

When asked if he would watch the sex tapes if they were published, Billy said "If they were put in front of me I’d probably watch it.” Does anyone else feel dirty and the need to take a shower after reading that comment? Seriously I would never go to another family function if my brother who wants to watch me diddle myself on video was going to be there. What kind of jacked up family does Carrie come from for crying out loud!

By the looks of this photo, I would say Hayden Panettiere has a thing for machine guns! There can't be one man out there who isn't thinking of his own penis being in place of that gun in the picture.

As if the gun pic isn't provocative enough, wait till you watch the video of the golden champagne shower photo shoot. If I didn't know any better, I would think Hayden went into the porn business cause it looks like she's getting a serious load shot in her face. I wonder if the champagne shower photo could land photographer Tyler Shields in trouble since Hayden isn't of legal drinking age? Oh who cares, it's still hot!

Miley Cyrus' tour bus driver was apparently killed when the bus he was driving drifted off the road and flipped in Virginia. Sources say Miley usually rides in that bus but was not aboard at the time of the crash.

Officials are investigating whether the driver died before the crash or after -- which could explain why the bus drifted off the road. A rep from Dinwiddie Fire and EMS tells us the bus had been carrying Miley's concert production crew -- the rep also tells us there were 14 passengers on-board.

Miley's manager said it was one of their tour buses but not Miley's. It was a bus that transports their lighting crew. Thank God Miley wasn't on the bus or tweens would be causing riots and throwing themselves over cliffs had she died in that crash.

R.I.P. bus driver dude.

Amy Winehouse was hospitalized earlier this week for what was thought to be the cold, but that was just a bullsh*t lie. The human walking crack pipe was actually hospitalized for an anal leakage problem... I mean a booby leak. Amy's father who has previously said that Amy's boobs are great explained on his TV show that she was actually in the hospital because she had a "little leaky something or other."

One of Amy's friends also chimed in about Wino's leaky breast and said "She saw something oozing out on to her top. She was worried as they looked wonky and to see stuff seeping out was horrible."

I wouldn't put it past Amy to have begged the doc to fill her implants with vodka instead of saline or silicone so she could poke a straw into her t*t and get her buzz on when she needs to. I'm not comprehending how she has stuff literally leaking out of her boob especially since she had them done over a month ago. Would she still have open incisions around her nips? Somebody with fake boobies please fill me in cause my inquiring mind wants to know.