Loosen up, boy!
This isn't the first time Levi Johnston has walked the red carpet. He was Kathy Griffin's date at the Teen Choice Awards, he's had multiple appearances on The Insider, been interrogated by Tyra Banks and Larry King, plus he's an aspiring actor and model. But he still looks awkward.
Levi Johnston looks like he raided the Jonas Virgins closet and put this ensemble together. He also looks gassy and frightened. Loosen up, honey.
Mother of two and one of the hardest working women in show business, Britney Spears is already working on her seventh studio album. Although Britney just wrapped up her Circus tour in the States and headed overseas to lip synch Down Under, her label has already planned out how to continue to milk her.
"Britney Spears will release the follow-up to 2008’s Circus in late spring 2010, it has been confirmed. According to her record label Jive, the singer is working towards a May release for her seventh studio album.
Songwriter Sean Garrett is already writing songs for her new record. She is also expected to work with Max Martin, who wrote "Baby One More Time," "If U Seek Amy" and "3."
I don't know why I got a little surprised when I first heard about this. Now that I think about it, when you don't write your own songs it's easy to drop a new disc every six months if you want to.
Although Adam Lambert was named Out magazine's Breakout Star of 2009, Adam and Out magazine editor Aaron Hicklin are going at it.
In this month's issue, with Adam featured on the cover, Aaron writes a letter in which he puts Adam, his record label, and management on blast.
Aaron said, “We’re curious whether you know that we made cover offers for you before American Idol was even halfway through its run. Apparently, Out was too gay, even for you."
Aaron said that Adam Lambert's team was concerned about what an Out magazine cover would do to his record sales. Aaron added, “Imagine! A gay musician on the cover of a gay magazine. What might the parents think! It’s only because this cover is a group shot that includes a straight woman that your team would allow you to be photographed at all.”
The journalist who interviewed Adam was also allegedly cautioned against making the interview "too gay" or "you know, gay-gay."
Adam wasn't too happy about this unnecessary expose and posted the following tweets:
Aaron slams Adam for not being "gay" enough, yet Lambert is his publication's Breakout of the Year honoree? I think Aaron is hoping Adam will show him how gay he truly is by gettin' down with him. Yes, that's silly and I took it there cause this feud is equally as silly. Adam is as gay as they come and he's proud and he's out of the closet. I dunno what more Aaron should want or ask of him.
Although Carrie Prejean has upset Donald Trump numerous times with her overall lack of tact, class and frivolous lies, she has the balls fake tits to call up The Donald for advice.
Carrie claimed that her masturbation video for her ex-boyfriend was one of "the biggest mistakes" of her life, but she has a total of eight "biggest" mistakes and dozens of nude pictures. I agree with Donald, she might as well make some money off of being a slut.
Donald says, "she should become a major porn star, make millions of dollars, and give it to worthy causes."
He also weighed in on Carrie threatening to walk off of Larry King Live. "I thought it was very strange and very sad, actually . . . [Prejean] is a person who sometimes behave inappropriately. It's a very sad situation."
Although Carrie has been blowing up Donald's phone, he isn't feeling too sympathetic and said that "maybe" he'll try to help her out.
Carrie's not only a homophobic, hypocritical attention hungry pathological liar, but she's also a stalker? Keith Lewis speaks the truth!
Aurdina Patridge and Glee's Mark Salling were spotted flirting with each other at L.A. club Voyeur last Thursday.
Audrina and Mark shared a table and were spotted laughing and "talking into one another's ear." Nightclubs are always silent, so talking into someone's ear must means that y'all are f*cking for sure!
Just before 11pm, Patridge and Palling left Voyeur with their respective entourages -- their cars following one another, heading out into the night together.
I'm not buying it cause I saw Mark Salling on Monday at the New Moon premiere and he was with another ho. Anyway, what is interesting is all the people who were in the same spot that night: Adam Lambert, Kris Allen, Leona Lewis, Levi Johnston, Mya, Kristin Cavalari, Whitney Port and a few other D-listers.
Sounds like a good time.
And by "action," I mean nothing happens that you can stroke to, but there are, indeed, two chicks in a bed together wearing heels that could leave holes in your mattress.
Carmen Electra is like Pam Anderson, she's never gonna stop trying to be sexy. If I had that body, I'm not so sure I would stop either. I'd be flashing workers in the nursing home and offering to give head without my dentures in. Workin' it forever!
You're gonna see some of the worst acting and faux sexiness and chemistry ever in this video. Enjoy?
Jump in for the "lesbian sex tape."
Senator John Kerry's daughter, Alexandra Forbes Kerry, was arrested this a.m. on suspicion of DUI.
Alexandra was in Hollywood at 12:40 a.m. when law enforcement stopped her. She was pulled over for a traffic stop, then arrested and booked at LAPD's Hollywood station.
The 36-year-old film producer and director was released at 5:25.
I wanna know what her blood alcohol level was cause I swear one sip of something good and you're breaking the law.
I don't think Robert Pattinson realizes there are some fans out there that will do exactly as he asks because there are crazy Twilight mofos who take everything he says as so serious, it's like they're getting a special message from God. He figured that out on his own when he jokingly told a fan to take her clothes off and she actually did.
In an interview with Ellen, which will air Friday, Robert said when you sit there signing hundreds of autographs it can get pretty boring and he wanted to do something to spice it up. When a fan asked what she could do to get his attention he responded she could take her clothes off, which is exactly what she started doing.
"She stood there and frantically started taking her clothes off and got dragged out of the room by security. I never felt more terrible."
Did he feel bad because she was yanked out of the signing or because she had the body of an elephant and the boobs of an 80-year-old woman? Maybe he should see how far he can push the envelope and ask for a blow job next time.
Women can be curvy whether they are fat or skinny and the world should embrace our curves cause they're sexy; but it's obvious the photo editors at W magazine want people to look like a walking stick when they appear on its cover. Poor Demi Moore is a victim of massive photo editing and she's missing part of her hip!
If you look closely, you can see where they have cut off part of her hip on the left side of her body, which looks totally awkward. Check out her thigh and where the sarong lays and you'll notice her hip is a good inch or two smaller than her thigh! Not only is she missing part of her hip, but it looks like they shrunk the entire left side of her waist from her ribs to her thigh.
And we wonder why young girls feel like they need to look a particular way (waif model thin) when celebrities are cut and pasted to hell to appear smaller than they are. Round of applause to the photo editors at W magazine for being complete editing tards.
After being used and abused by Chris Brown, Rihanna is finally moving on and may have found herself a good man. You know, the kind that doesn't beat you when you corner him in his own lies? Then again, Rihanna isn't exactly the poster child for being on good behavior in her relationships.
In case you don't know, Tristan Wilds is on Beverly Hills 90210 and also had a role in the HBO series The Wire. Introduced to each other by a music producer, it seems that the two have hit it off. They first showed some public PDA at a going away party for Rihanna before she made her way to London.
"No one knew why Tristan was there initially, because it was not an industry party — it was very intimate. But everyone quickly realized they weren't meeting for the first time, because they were openly affectionate for everyone to see."
I hope this one works out better than the last dumba** she fell in love with!
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