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Adam Lambert really is here for your entertainment. Whether he's screaming on stage, grinding his hips suggestively, or forgetting to put chapstick on his lips, he never fails to intrigue.

Adam Lambert was named Out magazine's Breakout Star of 2009. In exchange, the rising rock star really opened up.

On being Adam Lambert:

“I’m doing the best I f*cking can, you know? I’m the same guy doing the same thing on a larger scale. I’ve always been an entertainer.”

On competing on American Idol:

“It’s about making a good TV show. I just wanted to be really careful that it didn’t turn into a fucking pageant. I can sing my face off. All this other stuff is part of a personality, a persona.”

On his gay makeout pictures hitting the Internet:

“I was like, ‘Great, that’s gonna f*ck things up.’ It was the first time since I’d come out of the closet at 18 that I had to think about it.

On coming out of the closet:

It’s part of who I am, but because our nation is the way it is, it’s an announcement. If I lose some fans, fuck it. I need to be happy too.”

Adam talks about going down on a fishy fish taco after the jump...

Miss Universe contestants Hiroko Mima (Miss Japan 2008) and Anya Ayoung-Chee (Miss Trinidad and Tobago 2008) filmed a "hardcore threesome sex tape" with Anya's boyfriend at the time. The third party is also an alleged professional photographer, so the angles and the lighting just may be on point. With the photographer's skill set, the only thing else the girls needed to make a good tape was some good makeup and bad music. But I digress.

A Miss Universe rep said,

"This was apparently eight months after the pageant and neither were the reigning titleholder. The photographer is NOT a Miss Universe staffer so we have nothing to say or any involvement ... thank goodness."

This sextape is allegedly very hardcore and graphic, but I think these chicks are ugly so I have no interest in checking it out. Anya's picture is below, she's the one on the left. No wonder her man wanted to bring another woman into their bed.

Levi Johnston will not be going full frontal in his Playgirl pictorial, but he's probably showing some booty cheek and some hint of a penis or something.

The hockey stick of his that we've been promised we would see is probably a real hockey stick. DUH! Levi used to play hockey while he was hunting and sperminating and being a f*cking redneck in Russia's backyard.

Levi shared the spotlight with his armpit hair which grosses me out, but I think he looks gorgeous here. Playgirl will be releasing a photo or two or hopefully three each day for the next few days.

Levi Johnston's manager Tank Jones says that Levi's hockey stick was involved in his much-hyped Playgirl photoshoot yesterday. Levi was also asked how big his dick is and he said, "A lot of people ask that, but you're just going to have to wait until next week when the magazine comes out. You will have to wait and see. I'm sorry."

I have never wanted to see some nekkid pictures as badly as I want to see Levi's. He was on The Insider earlier this week wearing a cream colored coat, (sorry I couldn't find video), and God DAYUM he looked hot! Bring it on, Levi!

Also, although Sarah Palin told Oprah that Levi is welcome to have Thanksgiving at the Palin home, Levi's manager said, "Nobody put out an invitation. So we wouldn't want to act premature."

Tank Jones also had a comeback for Sarah who said Levi's doing Playgirl for the attention, Tank says, "He's doing Playgirl because he wants to do Playgirl. A lot of famous people have done Playgirl: Jim Brown, Burn Reynolds, Mario Lopez." Agreed!

When Levi was on The Insider, Star Jones and another co-host were telling him that he's only 19 and he's going to regret doing the photoshoot and he shouldn't do it. Levi was pretty adamant about how much he doesn't care that he's going nude and he'd do it again decades from now. I didn't agree with Star Jones AT ALL. First of all, Levi mentioned that he signed a contract, her lawyer ass should know that it's too late for him to back out. 2nd) Americans are way too uptight when it comes to nudity. In Europe, nudity isn't a big deal at all. They're so liberated when it comes to their bodies and that's how everyone should be. I was only in Europe for a month, but I dated an Italian and I know many of his friends, therefore I consider myself a historian of European culture, mmmkay?

And as far as Levi's son Tripp being embarrassed that his dad went nude, haven't we all seen our parent of the same sex in their birthday suit? It's really not that serious. I'm glad that Levi had the balls to expose his own ones.

Why does Adam Lambert always look like he just got done giving a cactus deep throat? Eff collagen, this man needs some Vaseline injections.

Before American Idol, during the show's tapings, and after he lost, Adam Lambert's lips have looked so horribly chapped, they almost appear to be on the verge of peeling in some spots. You'd think that the "For Your Entertainment" queen who loves makeup would do something For His Lips and invest in all the right beauty products. I don't know what's goin' on here, but the excessive dryness doesn't make me wanna makeout with him. Such a damn shame. Your loss, Glambert!

I personally think that the NOH8 campaign is as counterproductive as Peta. The celebrities used in the NOH8 ads are mostly all fag hags. Get some rappers and some politicians to stand behind the cause, and then the ads will have more of an impact.

Anyway, the Kardashian sisters have joined the campaign aiming to overturn Proposition 8, which bans gay marriage in California. All three of the girls made statements on why they wanted to become involved. Kourtney gave the best statement saying,

"Now that I am bringing a life into the world, the cause means that much more. I want my son to grow up in a world where love conquers hate. It's crazy to me that in today's modern world, the fight for same sex marriage is even an issue."

Kim Kardashian basically said "Stop the H8, people!" Deep.

And Khloe Kardashian said, "There should be no limitations as to who we choose to spend our lives with and there should be no outside parties helping to make these decisions for us. If someone had told me that I couldn’t marry Lamar, I would have told them to go F themselves!" SIGH!!!!! Not too long ago Khloe wouldn't be able to marry Lamar and not too long before that Lamar could be jailed or killed for even touching Khloe.

I'm sure the gays want to tell Carrie Prejean and many others "to go F themselves!" I understand that Khloe's trying to convey how violated she would feel if she weren't able to make that choice, but b*tch should just go F herself or Lamar instead. Kourtney made the most sense. Also, how over it does Kimmy look while holding that shirt?!!!!!

Like all of the self-absorbed Lohans, Michael Lohan plays by his own rules. Dina Lohan's mentally disturbed sperm donor leaked private phone conversations to the media and he may end up in the clink for it.

Michael's selfish acts may earn him the golden ticket to becoming some inmates' newest butt boy.

It's all over a protective order Dina obtained in Nassau County, New York back in 2005, which bans Michael from communicating with Dina by email or phone until 2011.

One of the taped conversations was reportedly recorded in 2008, which means that Papa Lohan violated his protective order which could land him behind bars. Dina Lohan's attorneys have already contacted the Nassau County District Attorney in connection with the audio tapes.

I really don't know how to feel about this one. I wouldn't want to send my father to prison and I wouldn't want to co-sign on my mother doing so. I think fame hungry attention whores can not be rehabilitated. And if Dina and Lindsay simply aspire to silence him, there are other ways to accomplish that. Hint, hint: "Who gon check me, boo?" Pookie and his crew!

Brandi Glanville wants to get in her cheating husband's checking account.

Brandi says that LeAnn Rimes' new lover earns $60k/week but he's only trying to give Brandi money for her "household bills."

Glanville, 36 - mother to Cibrian's sons, Mason, 6, and Jake, 2 - is asking for $39,963 a month in spousal support so she can pay for the kids' schooling and medical bills, among other expenses.

In August, Glanville filed for divorce after eight years.

Meanwhile, Eddie Cibrian has allegedly been cheating on LeAnn. He plans to sue Life & Style magazine for making those allegations.

You know how this goes. You gotta click it before it's gone.

Rihanna's new album Rated R is now leaked online in FULL. I heard only four of the songs are good, but you can judge that for yourself after clicking HERE

Check out more pics of the sexy vixen below.

How professional of her! Twilight director Catherine Hardwicke has officially confirmed Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's relationship.

By the look on Kristen's face, it makes ya wonder if the Robert stinky rumors are true.

In a new interview with Time magazine, the fired Twilight Saga director says that she had warned Robert to stay away from Kristen Stewart cause she was 17 at the time they were shooting Twilight. Catherine told Patsy, "She's under 18. You will be arrested."

Now that Kristen is 19 and Robert is 23, the cops won't be after him. They waited.

"In terms of what Kristen told me directly, it didn't happen on the first movie. Nothing crossed the line while on the first film. I think it took a long time for Kristen to realize, O.K., I've got to give this a go and really try to be with this person."

Kristen and Robert clearly have a lot of chemistry, but it's so understandable why so many actors hook up while working on film. You spend so much time in your damn trailer, which I'm assuming has a bed. And let's face it, beds can be very tempting, if not downright suggestive.