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I had no idea that there was an actress in the Twilight Saga by the name of Christian Serratos. But I do now. This chick with a dude's name is the latest idiot to pose for Peta's "Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur" campaign. Why am I not seeing men pose for this sh*t?!

It's redundant, it's ineffective, it makes me wanna go out and buy some fur. A picture of a hot, airbrushed, Photoshopped, nude woman is the only way to grab our attention and stop us from wearing fur? Each Peta ad is forgettable, too. Epic fail.

In her ad -- which is set in a dark, misty forest -- Serratos stands naked next to a tree.

"Animals killed for their fur are electrocuted, drowned, beaten and often skinned alive," the ad, which has splatters of blood on it, reads. "Please don't wear fur."

Christian is only 19.

Because New Moon is desperately lacking promotion, the cast is on a tour, coming to a city near you! Cast members have already hit up Hollywood and Denver and there's many more stops left. So check it out if you wanna deal with the pandemonium and the girls who are screaming and creaming at the same time.

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart get along for obvious reasons. But it's nice to see Kellan Lutz trying to nibble on Nikki Reed. They all look like they have a great time together. Its the fans that have made the Twilight saga so hugely successful; a tour is a great idea and it's the least they can do.

Britney Spears has made millions of dollars from touring the world and lip-syncing, but some fans in Australia have higher standards.

Britney Spears' show has been described as "boring" and "stiff." Britney's tour promoter Paul Dainty said that Britney has never experienced such a large walkout. He said, "Britney is aware of all this and she's extremely upset about it."

He added, "She's a human being. I'm embarrassed, with such a big international entourage here with Britney, to be part of the Australian media when I see that kind of totally inaccurate reporting."

Don't get me wrong, I love me some Britney songs, but as far as her vocal ability goes, she's not that far off from being Heidi Montag. If her fans are so ungrateful that she traveled out there to perform for them, she should just cancel. I know I would.

Carrie Prejean's mother must be so proud of her Christian daughter. When Carrie Prejean met with the Miss California USA lawyers, they played footage of her masturbation video while Carrie's mom was in the room.

Carrie's mom was in shock -- instantly turning sheet white as she watched her daughter give herself a hand.

Can you imagine the conversation Carrie and her mama had after the video?!

I also doubt Carrie gets off from watching herself masturbate. I'm thinking that the video was for some guy she was banging or something. When in doubt of whether or not to make a masturbation tape for a dude, you can always try sexting instead. Baby steps.

In Carrie's new book, she says: "Our bodies are temples of the Lord. We should earn respect and admiration for our hearts, not for showing skin to look sexy ... I have since learned that your outer beauty can only get you so far in life."

IS CARRIE PREJEAN A HYPOCRITE?

Conan O'Brien and William Shatner gave another musical tribute with Levi Johnston as their inspiration, but this time around they apologized.

Levi's manager said that if the Tonight Show With Conan O'Brien doesn't retract its skit they're going to file a lawsuit!

"The real Levi is very angry with us," O'Brien announced to his giggling audience.

Conan used his opening monologue to issue a personal apology to Levi "for misrepresenting him in any way." Conan added, "We wish him the best of luck as he trains for his upcoming naked photo shoot."

The mocking continued in a skit that included "some real verified quotes" from Johnston. You can check 'em both out after the jump.

Leighton Meester's debut single is "Somebody to Love," a lackluster track that features Robin Thicke. In the video, the Gossip Girl is seen wearing mostly bras or lingerie.

Leighton Meester is trying way too hard to be sexy cause she can't sing. I hate to break it to her, but there's only room for one Britney Spears. And if her typical method of finding a boyfriend includes grinding on a stranger in some elevator, that's not searching for love, that's begging for an STD.

Aside from sounding like a man who sucked in a few gallons of helium and possessing the posture of a hunchback cripple, I don't find much to be appalled by in this new Miley Cyrus interview.

Although the lyrics in "Party in the USA" suggest otherwise, Miley Cyrus has "never heard a Jay-Z song in [her] entire life" and she "doesn't listen to pop music," which is probably a lie, btw. She dated a Jonas brother, she performs at Top 40 radio stations concerts,... she's familiar with pop music. Miley also claims that "Party in the USA" isn't her "style" of music. B*tch is just trying to sound edgy.

Miley also reveals that she sang "Party in the USA" for her clothing line only. Translation: Miley Cyrus is here to take yo money, honey, and she doesn't care if you know it!

Is Miley Cyrus Too Young to Take Sexy Pics?

Britney Spears' fans in Australia stormed out of her Perth concert on Saturday in "one, two, three."

The exodus of 100+ angry fans occurred after Britney lip-synched her first few songs.

The Minister of Fair Trade for New South Wales, Virginia Judge, had already said that she wants ticket holders to be aware of the fakery. Once Britney's fans grasped that the Louisianian wasn't Celine Dion, they became disappointed and decided to dip.

Don't they know anything about being a true stan? If you're going to spend hundreds or over a thousand dollars on a ticket, you might as well sit through the show.

Going to a Brit Brit concert and expecting live music is like going to a strip club to pick out a husband.

Taylor Swift hosted her much hyped SNL show on Saturday and she was pretty brilliant. If Taylor was nervous, it didn't show, not even slightly. She had a funny opening monologue that only got better as she strummed along.

Joe Jonas was shamed, Kanye West was mocked, and Taylor Lautner got an air kiss and a wink.

It's always nice to see a hot chick in a little red outfit with sexy red stockings on a Friday afternoon. Beyonce was letting her inner Sasha Fierce run wild while performing at the MTV Europe Music Awards last night.

I'm so jealous because I want hair that flows like that. Of course I would die to have that body, but that hair is like a whole other person with a mind of its own. Could somebody please buy me a hot wig that looks like Beyonce's hair so I can whip my head around and feel like her for a minute? Next thing you know I'd end up in the hospital with whip lash.