Shanna Moakler's blog about Lindsay Lohan

HERES A TIP….
Current mood: HONEST

When you making 8 million dollars a film…..HIRE A DRIVER!!

I've been getting a lot of letters asking my thoughts on recent events, so here it goes.... I know a lot of people think karma is going around and yeah I guess it might be, but to me..this is far from karma, if anything people like Paris love this shit, walking out of a court house to be met by a bevy of paparzzi like princess diana...carrying the bible around...loves it!

Karma will be the day she's married and has kids and her husband goes and fucks a 22 yr old and knocks her up. I don't find happiness in others when they are down, but I sure in hell don't feel bad for people who play the victim constantly and are far from it.

People who feel it's their job to make people feel beneath them or take opportunities others would die for an shit on them and frankly make a mockery of. So as the penis posse goes down one by one and enters jail or rehab...I don't really think anything of it...they just show me what I always knew and thought they were _________. ( you can fill in the blank)

Lindsay Lohan's myspace blog response:

im going to keep this simple and brief, like her career. for someone who "doesn't really think anything of it" sure had a mouth load to say. don't blame "young hollywood" for your FUCKED UP relationships you old haggard.

maybe if you fixed yourself up a little bit, you wouldnt be so jealous of others. you know, a nice face/breast lift, lost a couple pounds (40), got rid of the paris haircut, and found yourself a decent looking boytoy you wouldn't be so depressed and feel the need to comment on other peoples lifes that you dont know.

p.s. your kids are ugly.

Lindsay clearly wins this one. I have no idea why Shanna would blog about Lindsay's DUI incident. I don't care if the pope asked her about it, she doesn't have to write an insulting blog claiming "I'm getting a lot of letters about this, so let me go on myspace and respond." Loser!

How can Shanna mention karma when she can't have good karma for mocking Lindsay in her fragile state? She's way too old to consistently act like a 12 year-old girl. Pathetic!!! But I love it.

Super fug a-hole 50 Cent has reportedly made thick dolla working with Vitamin Water. It's rumored that 50 came up $400 million on Coca-Cola sales to the tune of $4.1 billion!

Heh... 50's money doesn't make him any sexier. I still wouldn't fuck him, but that's just me. That Vibe cover is gonna give me nightmares.

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It's official: Lindsay Lohan has checked back into rehab. TMZ spotted the star being driven to Promises in Malibu by her lawyer yesterday.

Sources say Lohan will be a resident at the treatment facility for thirty days in "a serious medical treatment program," and that she will continue her treatment on an outpatient basis once the month is up. Lohan's next film, which was scheduled to begin filming later this week, will likely be put on hold.

I have to see it to believe it! Lindsay needs to seriously clean it up this time or make sure she only gets wasted at home.

Bones Richie is reportedly feuding with her mama after ending her fight with Parisite Hilton.

"The two have not been getting along lately," a source tells Page Six.

Nicole is apparently so upset that she's ignoring her mom, Brenda-Harvey Richie in her time of need.

"Brenda was in the hospital. She had a hysterectomy," said a source, "and Nicole hasn't visited her since."

Nicole's rep declined to comment.

Bones was adopted into wealth so she should kiss her parents' asses at all times for allowing her to live in luxury and spend their hard-earned money.

Check out Nicole's nipples! Shouldn't she have lost those at 83 pounds? The malnutrition should have made her nips inverted. Ho needs a bra. She can never look sexy as a skeletor.

source: NY post

I'm surprised they lasted so long!

Spanish crooner Enrique and Russian tennis beauty Anna have parted after five years together. He confessed:

"We've split. I'm single now and it's OK. I don't mind being single." Enrique hinted Kids were a factor. He said: "I'm not ready for children. "I don't feel like taking on such a responsibility yet. But in the future I'd like two children."

Only recently he revealed that he had no intention of marrying feisty blonde Anna because "it wouldn't make a difference". But now it seems his reluctance to commit was a sign the relationship was rocky.

The glamour couple had been dating since Anna starred as Enrique's girlfriend in the video for his No3 hit Escape in 2002. They went through a tough time a few years later when Enrique was accused of having a fling with an Australian girl.

But three years ago Anna was spotted wearing a huge diamond on her ring finger. Enrique coughed to the separation in Swedish capital Stockholm on Friday, where he was doing interviews. Anna, currently in the States, reacted by hitting the town in Vegas.

Just in case you didn't know, Lindsay Lohan crashed her Mercedes into a curb early on Saturday morning. She then fled the scene trying to hide from the paps. She was later taken to the hospital for minor injuries and cops found cocaine in her car. You can check out the video of La Lo's crash.

Lindsay is facing criminal charges for possessing cocaine.

Then, Svedka Vodka (the sponsor of Lindsay's 21st birthday party) has pulled out.

Next, Papa Lohan posted a letter online saying Lindsay needs Jesus. An excerpt:

The writing was on the wall years ago, and when Lindsay was in [the Los Angeles treatment clinic] Wonderland . . . give me a break. What kind of rehab facility lets people leave the grounds? They wanted the name Lindsay Lohan to stay there, they didn't want to help her. She needs a faith-based program."

"When Lindsay puts God back in her life, things will turn around! Until then, I'll just keep praying."

Then Blohan was seen in the pics above, passed out the day after her DUI!

Now, Lindsay has reportedly checked back into rehab!

Hmmm... I think Lindsay's DUI is a good thing. This just may be the wake up call she needs; but I don't think Linds should go to rehab right now. It seems like she's trying to hurry up and clean up her public image but this form of damage control can backfire in her face. If she continues to party she's just a repeat offender and no one will have sympathy for her.

Going to rehab puts celebrities under a different microscope. Instead of being able to party like they did before rehab, they have to worry about the tabloids saying that they're relapsing whenever they do.

I can't imagine how annoying that would be. And I feel like Linds is going to rehab all over the place. And I'm lazy. And I'd prefer that the ho doesn't go to rehab so I don't have to mention her ass on POTP, and yes it's all about me.

But seriously, good luck Lindsay! I honestly wish you well. You can do it if you want to this time.

X17, In Touch, NY Post

Eva Mendes said she had to be drunk in order to film sex scenes with Joaquin Phoenix
ICYDK: Jessica Simpson and John Mayer got back together
Kathy Griffin explains why Rosie left The View
Mischa Barton was hospitalized for a reaction to meds
America's Next Top Model's Jaslene Gonzalez says she had an abusive ex-boyfriend

In a message to her fans on her personal website, Jessica reveals that she's turned to artist Michelangelo, and has been journaling her way to inner peace:

I just got back from spending some time in Europe, and while I was there I visited many museums, and have been reading about different artists. I have also been writing a lot in my journal recently. I was reading a book about Michelangelo and there were 2 quotes that caught my attention -"I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free."

"Each time we face our fear, we gain strength, courage, and confidence in the doing."

These quotes inspired me to write the below passage. I hope you can find your own individual meaning in it, as I keep coming back to it and find new strength.

"Sometimes we are all so afraid to be honest with ourselves because we know that honesty will lead us somewhere off the path of the life we've mapped out in our minds. Today, I challenge us to ask ourselves this...

What if we allow our fear to provoke us into action?
Can facing our fear be what walks us to somewhere better?

I do not have your answers, but in the quest to find my own, I've discovered somewhere worth traveling to...

In my life, I ignore my fears too often, but then I'm left with nothing to challenge the best of me. I just remain cowering from my true identity.
There is no discovery."


If any of you figure out what the eff "there is no discovery" means after acknowledging that you cower from your true identity let me know!! Someone crack this airhead's code! Jessica's blogs are like a foreign language.

*** Enjoy the Memorial Day Weekend!!! We'll be back on TUESDAY with all your updates and then some!!!! =) ***

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ABC issued this statement:

"We had hoped that Rosie would be with us until the end of her contract three weeks from now, but Rosie has informed us that she would like an early leave. Therefore, we part ways, thank her for her tremendous contribution to 'The View' and wish her well."

Rosie said, "I'm extremely grateful. It's been an amazing year and I love all three women."

And Barbra Walters said, I brought Rosie to the show. Rosie contributed to one of our most exciting and successful years at "The View." I am most appreciative. Our close and affectionate relationship will not change."

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can NOT stand Rosie. She started the argument with Elisabeth but she couldn't take the heat.

Rosie doesn't know how to work with people who don't share her opinions. She runs and hides when faced with adversity. But she's good at marketing. In case you forgot, she's a lesbian and she made sure to mention that every single day on The View! No one who worked with her will miss her. Good way to leave your mark, Rosie! Red-faced and screaming. Now that's glamorous!

It ain't glamorous but I just thought of Fuggie Fug's song for some reason... flossy, flossy. WTF?!!!!

source: tmz