Charlie Sheen’s Sperm is in Good Condition, Denise Richards Wanted Some

It was exactly a year ago when Denise Richards was on the prowl for her ex-husband Charlie Sheen’s sperm because she wanted another baby. Denise didn’t get the goods, his new wife, Brooke Mueller, has instead. She’s knocked up, preggers, just like every other uterus in Hollywood under the age of 55.

Charlie says “Seeing her love and affection with those three, I know she’ll be an amazing mom. Unless I bat 100%, perhaps a boy awaits us.”

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They wed in Beverly Hills on May 30 and a few weeks ago Charlie said he’s “the luckiest guy in the world” and him and his wife wanna have more than one kiddo.

I dunno how Denise is taking this, but I hope it’s all captured on tape for her reality show. Husband stealers never prosper or get knocked up with their ex’s sperm, if you wanna be specific. That’s what you get, Denise.