Mark Zuckerberg Gives Katy Perry a Facebook Tour

Katy Perry received a tour of Facebook’s Palo Alto office from none other than Priscilla Chan‘s boyfriend, Mark Zuckerberg himself. Katy ate in the cafeteria and posed for pictures looking like how she does in the photos below.

Mark Zuckerberg and Katy Perry

Katy is a Stepford Wife. Although Katy’s dress does nothing for her figure, the woman always takes the time to put her face on, get her hair did, and wear stilettos, even when she’s taking a tour of a friggin’ office! She also performs magic in bed; and the only thing that would distinguish this hot b!tch from a bot you create in the lab is that she may cook without you having to press a button first.

I read Time magazine’s 2010 Person of the Year article on Mark Zuckerberg and I couldn’t remember the last time I had read such a blatant @ss kissing 20-page press release disguised as an article, but it was a fascinating read.

While Mark has his haters who are envious of his success, few people on the planet have the business savvy to launch such a successful brand, and even fewer are able to stick with it, all the while turning down buyout offer after offer because their vision means more to them than making heaps of money. One can’t imagine how difficult it is to wrap your mind around the reality that 1 out of every 14 people on the planet use your product, but Zuckerberg doesn’t like to speak of his success and he’s handling it well. Good for him!

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