Mayonnaise on Your Vagina? It’s What the Kardashians Do

Khloe Kardashian, the one I choose to think is the most naturally beautiful of the Kardashian sluts, and her sisters appeared on Conan’s show last night to pimp out the book they didn’t write, Kardashian Konfidential.

Kourtney Kardashian, the tiniest one with the tiniest amount of personality, discussed putting mayonnaise on her vagina, which she and Khloe had mentioned on Twitter.

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Kourtney said: “I told Khloe that I found her sex mask under my bed, that she’s been looking for, and then she wrote me back, ‘Oh my god, I found your jar of mayonnaise that you use on your vagina.’ And we were talking back and forth and people were like, what does mayonnaise on your vagina do? And we said it makes it shine like the top of the Chrysler Building.”

It’s hard enough not getting your guy to slip out when things start getting awesome, so why would you wanna turn your vadge into a Slip ‘n Slide?

After Kourtney made the statement above, Kim scolded her for saying that and Khloe added, “Follow at your own risk.”

I posted this story because I strongly oppose doing this. Years ago, a guy showed me this story about a couple that wanted to spice up their sex life, so they tried mayonnaise. Mayo was applied to the chick’s vadge and they had sex; next thing they know the chick is in the hospital, cause creepy crawlers wanted in on the action too. Granted, the mayo that they used had been laying around on a table and was old, but still. So instead of following “at your own risk” or ramming sugar up your snatch, there are other, more sanitary ways to spice things up. I can’t stand these effing b!tches, but at least they’re clearly running outta things to talk about!

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