OMG Y’all, Britney Spears Attacks The Paparazzi!

Before Britney decided to do this 3rd times a charm shit by checking back into Promises in Malibu, Brit went to Federsperm’s house where she channeled her inner crazy ass bitch and attacked an SUV with a green umbrella. The car supposedly belongs to the paparazzi.

Brit then stalked Federsperm, staying outside of his crib for 45 minutes waiting for him to come home or open the door.

Britney Seducing Jason

At least these pics give me a reason the ho needs to be in rehab. Before she’s just been partying, now she’s on some fatal-attraction-attack-vehicles-scavenger-hunt trip. This rock bottom drama makes for really good material for her comeback album.