Who Knew Mimi Was This Desparate Part 2 – Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon Wed

Latina Magazine is reporting that Mariah Carey and Scrawny Cannon wed on an island yesterday. The source says that the nuptials were “very impulsive.” Is that code for piss drunk?

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon Step Out

Da Brat was in the house and attended the ceremony. While Nick’s ex, Victoria Secret model Selita Banks, said she has “no comment” but wishes them well.

Mimi and Nick hooked up at the end of March (as in yesterday’s March, not 2007 March)! They worked on Mariah’s latest single, “Bye Bye.”

I’m not feelin’ this Mariah! Everyone was saying you were crazy a few years ago, what the fudge do you think folks will say now?! I hope Nick didn’t sign a prenup because this divorce is gonna be the divorce of the decade.

Anyone else think celebrities should be exempt from the right to get married?!