Tags: Alexander Skarsgard, Celebrity Couples
After she publicly dumped Adam Levine, I was really looking forward to never having to type the jumble of vowels that Anne Vyalitsyna calls a name ever again, but the model (who we'll just call Anne V from now on) is back in the news after hooking up with the Nordic tower of sex know as Alexander Skarsgard.
It's a bit surprising given Skarsgard's reputation for promiscuity, but the blonde power couple are reportedly serious and have been boning in secret for months. “She’s been telling all her friends about him!” a source tells Life & Style. Guess it's not surprising that she'd be psyched about the relationship, having escaped the douchey clutches of Levine. Here's hoping Alex does yoga, or he'll apparently never be able to match Adam's bedroom skills.
Tags: Alexander Skarsgard, Ellen Page
Ellen Page and Alexander Skarsgard would make such an odd couple that it’s probably too good to be true. Still, it’s fun to speculate that the mismatched pair, photographed together at last night’s LA Kings game, might be more than just hockey buddies.
Rumors have circulated about Ellen’s sexual preference pretty much from the start of her career, and just earlier today we reported that Alexander is dating Victoria’s Secret model Anne Vyalitsyna, so it seems unlikely that these two are romantically involved, but we’d gain new respect for Alexander if he ditched the endless parade of models in favor of a four foot tomboy.
Ellen and Alex recently filmed a movie together, making it that much more likely that they’re friends without benefits, but we’re still holding out hope that Ellen switched teams and immediately landed one of the most lusted-after dudes in Hollywood.
(Photo: Pacific Coast News)
Tags: Alexander Skarsgard, Celebrity Couples, Charlize Theron
Two of the most beautiful people in Hollywood are apparently enjoying each other's hotness and we need to see this sex tape, like right now! Alexander Skarsgard, 35, and Charlize Theron, 36, are sexing. Alexander and Ms. Theron were spotted at a club in West Hollywood where an eyewitness says: "It was clear they were a couple, holding hands and staring into each other’s eyes."
They ordered beers and were sitting on the patio. When fans said hello, they were reportedly "really nice." They both left "with their arms around each other" and they took off in the same car.
A close source tells The Enquirer that Charlize is “crazy for Alexander, and he’s nuts about her.” They should wed then. What are they waiting for? It's time to get married immediately and have kids soon after that. Their kids will hit the gene pool lottery.
Sh!t, you know how it is when you can't have someone? You think the person that your crush is with better be smoking hot so that you don't want to choke his b!tch out? I can't have Alexander but Charlize is gorge, therefore we approve!
Tags: Alexander Skarsgard, Sexy
Alexander Skarsgard has a Q&A with Swedish video director Jonas Akerlund in this month’s Out magazine. Alexander says that he loves Sweden and he remembers “how amazing and wonderful it is” whenever he’s away. Blah blah blah. The True Blood star also talks about sex. We’re listening.
On musicians in Sweden: People sit in their garages and play music for five months because it’s too cold and dark to be outside.
On what happens during the winter: That’s the boning season. [Laughter] And then it’s spring, and that’s also boning season. And summer’s the best boning season.
Skarsgard added “And that’s also why we’re so liberal and so cool with our sexuality — because we fuck a lot [laughter]. When you’re bored, just have sex.”
I’m glad that I’m not the only person who thinks that people f*ck in cold weather, something I know nothing about cause it’s 90 degrees this week and it’s always f*cking hot where I live. I like foreign guys because they’re superior in bed. All that sexual liberation and effing “a lot” that’s considered normal in their cultures totally pays off.
Tags: Alexander Skarsgard, Celebrity Breakups, Kate Bosworth
My hot vampire Alexander Skarsgard is back on the single market! A source says Alexander and Kate Bosworth ended their 2 year relationship a while ago, and it was “very mutual.” Does it have anything to do with Amanda Seyfried admitting she cheated on her own boyfriend with Alexander? Hmmm. We may never know.
So, yes ladies… Alexander is single and is said to be “loving the attention!” During the Comic-Con Film District bash on July 21, Alexander was seeing flirting with a brunette that he later left the party with.
Knowing he’s single will make the hot sex scenes and nude clips of Eric on True Blood that much more titillating. Heh. My hopes and dreams of bagging a hot vampire are still a possibility. Sounds like he has switched from blondes to brunettes. Time to color my hair back to dark brown.
Tags: Alexander Skarsgard, Amanda Seyfried
Tags: Alexander Skarsgard, Kate Bosworth
This makes sense. I hate when you find out hot Hollywood people cheated on each other but they did it with like an overweight nanny or some hunchbacked teamster who worked on their last movie. If you’re gonna cheat, do it right. Upgrade!
Amanda Seyfried basically established herself as the biggest ho in Hollywood in the new issue of Elle. Not only does she talk about her relationship with actor Dominic Cooper, which took place entirely while he was still dating his live-in girlfriend, but she admits to cheating on him with True Blood star Alexander Skarsgard. As for her rumored relationship with Ryan Phillippe, Amanda writes that one off saying, “Um, yeah, we’ve been seen together.” Translation: “We banged a few times, but I don’t really wanna settle down with Reese Witherspoon‘s sloppy seconds.”
Normally, I’d make a joke about Amanda being passed around Hollywood like a bad screenplay, but apparently, it’s International Women’s Day, so let’s just celebrate the fact that we live in a culture where women can act like men without being burned at the stake and check out a few pictures of the hotness that is Amanda Seyfried.