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Angelina Jolie on Double Masectomy: Best Quotes of the Week

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People selected its usual “10 Best Celeb Quotes this Week”. Here are the ones we loved and — of course, more fun — the ones we downright hated.

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“’Your Highness’? That movie sucks. You can’t get around that.” — James Franco to GQ on his 2011 stoner comedy “Your Highness”. Brutally honest and hilarious — just what we want out of Mr. Franco. A+.

“I do not feel any less of a woman. I feel empowered that I made a strong choice that in no way diminishes my femininity.” — Angelina Jolie in a “New York Times” op-ed piece on her decision to get a double mastectomy to avoid cancer. We all love Angie for being a sexy beast and amazing humanitarian — now we love her even more for prioritizing her health and choosing what’s best for her family. Ugh, we just adore you, Ang.

“It can absolutely feel like one big popularity contest, and you know what? I can’t be bothered.” — Nicki Minaj to “Teen Vogue”, comparing the music business to high school. Love her or hate her, you can’t dispute her originality and personal war on convention. Stay you, Ms. Minaj.

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“I only have to work for Lorne for five more years before I pay him back for the time I totaled his car.” — Seth Meyers, in a released statement, on teaming up with SNL executive Lorne Michaels when he replaces Jimmy Fallon in 2014. Seth is incredible, and Lorne Michaels is a comedic genius, but this is a sad reminder about how white, heterosexual males will continue dominating late night talk. Can’t we liven things up with a vagina (Kathy Griffin?), a gay guy (Ross Mathews?), or a fabulous comedian of color (Kenan Thompson?)?! No? Boo!

“She looks like a butterfly through the summer sky.” — Max Greenfield to “Vulture” on meeting and working with Taylor Swift on “New Girl”.  Taylor Swift is juvenile, mellow dramatic and, like, ridiculously Caucasian — a butterfly though the summer sky? Not so much. #fail

“I’m not going anywhere… I can get anything and everything that I want at his house, so I think I’m going to be there for 20, 30 more years.” — Jaden Smith to Ellen DeGeneres on why it’ll be a while before he moves out from father Will Smith’s house. I mean, we know he’s just kidding around, but it’s still obnoxious being reminded how spoiled rotten  fortunate Hollywood offspring are. Two thumbs down.

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Octomom Poses as Angelina Jolie

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Nadya Suleman continues to live in her own little world. The mother of 14, she has six other children, recently posed for In Touch as Angelina Jolie. It’s no secret that Octomom is obsessed with Angelinan but this is disturbing.

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In her interview she describes what it’s like to be a mother of a mini-army: “I do a lot! I’m a cook, a chauffeur and a nanny.”

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Sure it must be hard being a mother, especially when you have so many kids; but being an addict, mentally ill and investigated for welfare fraud can’t make it any easier.

Octomom’s life is on a downward spiral and her kids are going to be the one’s that suffer. Instead of trying to be Angelina Jolie and clinging to your 15 minutes of fame, may it’s time for girlfriend to get a grip.

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s Miraval Wine Sells Out!

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Leave it to Brangelina to shake up the wine market with their new high priced wine called Miraval. The Miraval Rose 2012 was produced at the Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s French estate of Chateau Miraval.

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The back of the bottle features the words “bottled by Jolie-Pitt and Perrin.”

People magazine reports:

The Perrin family spokesman says the first 6,000 bottles put on sale online Thursday were bought within five hours. The wine sold for $139 for a six-bottle case.

The wine, in a bottom-heavy, champagne-like bottle, goes on sale to restaurants and wholesalers later this month.

Eh, I just need to know what percentage of alcohol this wine has. That’s what’s most important.

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Vivienne Jolie-Pitt: Maleficent Role Salary is $3k/ Week

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Vivienne Jolie-Pitt will make her big screen debut in Maleficent. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's youngest daughter will play a young Elle Fanning in the movie.

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Angelina is one of the film's main stars. Vivienne was paid $3,000/ week and a per diem of $60/ day. As if she needs the cash!

So this means that Vivienne's first semester of college is taken care of? … Can you imagine how much college will cost when Vivienne is old enough to attend?!

I like that Brangelina put their kid in a movie while she's too young to know what the hell is going on. I see no problem with that. And while TMZ brings us this story, we don't know how long Vivienne was working in Maleficent. That's what I wanna know!

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Shiloh Jolie Pitt is Getting Tall

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Shiloh Jolie-Pitt, Angelina Jolie and Knox and Vivienne Jolie-Pitt were spotted going shopping over the weekend.

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Shiloh looks less than thrilled to see the paparazzi. She's surprised; they usually take her pic when she's with her other siblings, but yesterday Angie only took her biological children out for some splurging. The mother of five is obviously playing favorites.

Photos: Fame/ Flynet

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Vivienne Jolie-Pitt Lands First Acting Gig

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Vivienne Jolie-Pitt has been living the easy life for four years now, so it’s about time the toddler was put to work. Disney confirmed this week that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s stylish daughter will make her long-awaited acting debut in Angie’s upcoming film, Maleficent.

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Viv will portray the younger version of Princess Aurora (Sleeping Beauty) played by Elle Fanning. No word on whether or not its a speaking part or if four year-olds are capable of memorizing lines.

So there you have it, aspiring actors of the world. While you’re waiting tables six nights a week and handing out headshots to everyone with eyes, this girl is making her debut in a major studio project and she’s hardly potty-trained. Maybe you should’ve thought about that before being born out of a non-famous vagina.

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Shiloh Jolie-Pitt and Angelina Jolie Leave Their Hotel

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Shiloh Jolie-Pitt was photographed leaving her hotel in Sarajevo. She was accompanied by Angelina Jolie, Zahara and Pax. It’s all about Shiloh. She clearly steals the show. She’s so beautiful, just like her mother.

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Zahara is also gorgeous, but she doesn’t get as much shine as she deserves. Sigh. I guess I’m not helping to fix that problem any.

Photos: Wenn

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Knox and Vivienne Jolie-Pitt Watch Their Mom at Work

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Knox and Vivienne Jolie-Pitt were photographed while they watched their mom acting in England on the set of her new movie, Maleficent. Unlike some hot couples, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s hot genes didn’t cancel each other out. All of their children are beautiful.

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Knox and Vivienne had a rough start, like Suri Cruise, but they’re all super gorgeous now. Christina Aguilera’s son Max used to look strange, but now he resembles his mom and he’s cute. Some kids need a few years before they stop looking like aliens.

Photo: Fame/ Flynet

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