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Johnny Depp and Ashley Olsen Hooked Up?

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Apparently, Johnny Depp’s fondness for pale shut-ins goes beyond Edward Scissorhands. Capt. Jack was reportedly seen leaving the Manhattan apartment of Ashley Olsen last month, and according to witnesses, “It didn’t seem like just a visit between friends.”

Johnny Depp Weird PhotoAshley Olsen Red Carpet Photo

Now, it could’ve just been a platonic early morning walk of shame. After all, a 48 year-old married man and a 23 year-old Gollum probably have tons in common and could stay up all night chatting about boys and Hello Kitty and whatnot. However, Johnny’s reps are going to great lengths to cover up the visit, which has led everyone some to conclude that there’s some boots knockin’ going on.

According to In Touch, staff in Ashley’s building report that Johnny was in her apartment for more than 24 hours, and the next morning, “An e-mail went around to the employees saying Johnny Depp was using our building to try to avoid paparazzi.” Uh-huh. Because the perfect way for a married man to avoid paparazzi is to hang out with a single celebrity half his age. Brilliant!

(Photos: WENN)

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Justin Bartha and Ashley Olsen Split!

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‘Hangover’ actor Justin Bartha and Ashley Olsen are dunzo! The couple began dating in 2008 and at one point were rumored to be engaged, but that’s all it was…just a rumor.

Ashley Olsen and Justin Bartha Photo

I’m glad they split because the Olsen twins freak me out. They walk around hunched over like old women and their eyes are huge like they’re seeing the world for the first time. Seriously, I think they’re aliens. When the world ends in 2012, blame it on Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen.

Ashley Olsen and Justin Bartha Image

Ashley Olsen and Justin Bartha Picture

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Megan Fox Calls The Olsen Twins Socially Awkward

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Megan Fox has talked a lot of sh*t about Scarlett Johansson, and now she’s going after the Olsen twins, who don’t even act anymore. Megan starred alongside Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen in Holiday in the Sun, a movie that came out in 2001.

Megan Fox at 15 years old

“They’re nice girls. The first time I had ever been around someone really famous was them. We were kids, I was about 15 and so were they … I saw how awkward socially they were with large groups of people because they had been famous their whole lives and looked at their whole lives and I didn’t understand why anyone would be like that. I had no understanding about why you would shut down and be afraid and have phobias, but as it happens to you you sort of develop them and become crazy.”

Megan doesn’t have any phobia of suffering from diarrhea of the mouth. She gives such poorly worded statements all the time. She could have said the same exact thing while keeping Mary-Kate and Ashley’s name outta her mouth!

I have to say that Megan killed it in Eminem‘s “The Way You Lie” video. She sucks in movies, but maybe the short film format of acting in music videos, which are just a few minutes long, is the way to go for Meg. She really should cool it with the wannabe Lady Gaga quotes for shock value and work on her acting.

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Ashley Olsen On Working While Growing Up

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 Ashley Olsen is in the new issue of Marie Claire and talks about having such a fabulous childhood growing up on TV..

Ashley Olsen In Marie Claire Magazine

Ashley Olsen on growing up while working on Full House:

“[Growing up,] it was almost like I was in the Army,” she laments. “School, work, homework, fly to New York, get in at 2 in the morning, do a morning show at 5 a.m., then another one at 7, then a radio interview at 10.”

Can you imagine going through that day in and day out when your just a kid? That’s child abuse! No wonder Ashley and Mary-Kate are so tiny and look malnourished, cause they never had time to eat. Now that they’re worth trillions of dollars, they can’t be complaining too much about working so hard when they were little.

 

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WTF Pic of the Day: PETA Is Mature

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PETA prefers for you to be a young fur hag rather than an “OLD” one. Ageists. I actually would be honored if someone called me a fur hag. I can’t even afford fur, so I’d feel like some kinda rich bitch folk and I’d savor it!

Elizabeth Olsen photograph

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Ashley Olsen Has Dirty Mits

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Ashley Olsen is my favorite Olsen. She always has been. Even before Brother For Sale. That’s a long time! But I may be changing my mind. Ashley was seen at the Regal Cinema in Union Square leaving a bathroom without washing her hand. VOM!

I’m really weird about that kind of stuff. Even if you don’t go to the bathroom and you are just checking your makeup, you should still wash your hands. Restrooms are FILTHY, and now Ashley Olsen is FILTHY by proxy. Somebody get this bitch some purel ASAP.

Ashley Olsen's robe dress

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Identical Boob Jobs

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Here’s a goodie from the Nov. 10 issue of Star magazine.

“Ashley is considering getting her boobs done because she wants to look more voluptuous. And she told Mary-Kate that she wanted her to get one at the same time so that it wouldn’t be glaringly obvious that Ashley had work done. That way, they could say that they had just both matured and were filling out naturally.”

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen photo

Mary-Kate was reportedly “horrified” by Ashley’s request. MK hates being told what to do and how to look by her sister and says she’s into her bee sting tits because clothes look better with less cleavage and she’d rather be “smaller and more stylish.”

Ashley and MK are both too shy to do anything that dramatic, but I would support any attempts to draw some attention off their freakishly large eyes and intense fug. To date, the only effective method was MK’s frail body when she had an eating disorder. I’d like to think a healthier option would be just as efficient. Like wearing horribly ugly clothes with big jewelry and overly dramatic shoes … Done and done. Okay, maybe it’s time for the Olsens to get their titties did.

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Keeping Up With Olsen Vajayjay Is Hard Work

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Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have been banging their way through Hollywood before they could even vote. I can respect that. At least these sluts tend to have good taste.

Days after a romantic meal at L.A.’s Sunset Tower Hotel, Ashley Olsen and boyfriend Justin Bartha step out again in L.A. on Tuesday, reportedly stopping for another intimate meal at Orso.

Ashley Olsen's robe dress

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