I swear, it must be nice to be a celebrity and have your every last demand handed to you on a silver platter. And in Beyonce’s case, that platter would consist of things like, almonds, oatcakes, and alkaline water served at precisely 21 degrees.
Along with B’s healthy snacks and “special” alkaline water demands, the popular performer will be requesting 100% pure cotton clothes to prevent her from getting an allergic reaction.
While that doesn’t seem too bad, hold on, because it gets worse. The walls of Mrs. Carter’s dressing room must be freshly painted white (how boring), a new toilet seat must be installed (fair enough, you never know who used that thing before her).
But, why on earth she can “only use red toilet paper” is beyond me. Heck, I didn’t even know there was such a thing! I’m about to go out and seek me some though so I can see why it’s so much better than white toilet paper.
An insider said: “She’s extremely regimented and is taking everything extremely seriously, so she expects her list of demands to be adhered to.
“Working so hard and with the toil the travel takes on her body in addition to the intense shows, she feels that her requests aren’t too much to ask for as she wants to ensure everything goes to plan.”
Yes, because I’m sure if she were given blue toilet paper her performance would seriously go awry.
And because the dressing rooms aren’t big enough for the star, she has gone and called dibs on the much larger quarters that are usually used by entire sports team when they play at the O2, according to an insider who previously told the Evening Standard.
I guess whatever it takes for a successful performance.