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Bristol Palin and Joey Junker are Dating

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Bristol Palin is dating a professional snowmobiler named Joey Junker. Bristol is reportedly “smitten” with Joey, 30, and her friends say that “she has been texting with him a lot the past few weeks.” When’s the wedding?

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Us Weekly reports that the 22 year-old mother of Tripp Palin, “really likes him! She is a quiet person but she seems to “light up” whenever she gets a message from Junker. Someone asked about her ‘boyfriend,’ and she turned bright red blushing!”

I feel queasy.

The young mom reportedly “wants to be cautious” about the men she brings into her life. Hopefully thinks with Joey Junker will work out for Bristol, considering that she thinks children should be raised in a home with two heterosexual parents.

Joey Junker has a retarded name just like everyone in the Palin family does. He already fits in perfectly.

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Bristol Palin: Threatened, Targeted on Dancing With the Stars

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Bristol Palin sucks as a dancer but she doesn't deserve to have her life threatened. When Bristol competed on Dancing With the Stars in 2010 a suspicious package was sent to CBS.

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Now that she's back on the show in 2012, another suspicious package has been sent to the CBS lot with a note attached to a white-powdery package that read: "This is what will happen to you if Bristol Palin stays on [the show]."

So if America doesn't vote Bristol off the show, Bristol will be flour bombed. We shudder. So brutal.

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Levi Johnston Wants Full Custody of Tripp

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Levi Johnston has had enough. Bristol Palin allegedly made it difficult for him to see his son yet she claims that Levi hasn't made attempts to see 3 year-old Tripp. Levi refused to be on Bristol's sh!tty new reality show, but he's been watching it and he doesn't like what he sees.

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Tripp called Willow Palin a f*ggot on a recent episode and Levi's "f*cking redneck" self is not amused.

On camera, Bristol says: "I'm doing a terrible job disciplining Tripp."

Levi is not amused and feels that Tripp is on a "downward spiral" because he receives "no real parenting." Johnston says "I love my son more than anything. I will do whatever it takes to make sure he is raised the right way."

Levi picked up the necessary documents at the Wasilla, Alaska courthouse to begin the process of requesting full custody of Tripp. Game on!

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Bristol Palin Joins Dancing With the Stars All Stars Cast

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The Palins are like cockroaches, no matter what you do or how long you don't see one of 'em, suddenly they pop up. Bristol Palin's reality show Life's a Tripp features Bristol whining with her sister Willow Palin and laughing when her son calls his aunt a f*ggot. No one watches Bristol's show, but she's a Palin and she can't live without the spotlight so she's signed on for another reality show

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Bristol has joined the cast of Dancing With the Stars: All-Stars Cast where she'll be overpaid to suck at dancing, be her typically b!tchy self, possibly lose some weight this time and make her mother Sarah Palin, who will probably sit in the crowd cheering, proud.

Cast info is posted after the jump.

 
  1. Pamela Anderson (season 10, withdrew after fourth round)
  2. Emmitt Smith (season 3, winner)
  3. Kelly Monaco (season 1, winner)
  4. Shawn Johnson (season 8, champion)
  5. Melissa Rycroft (season 8, third place)
  6. Joey Fatone (season 4, second place)
  7. Drew Lachey (season 2, winner)
  8. Bristol Palin (season 11, third place)
  9. Kirstie Alley (season 12, second place)
  10. Helio Castroneves (season 5, winner)
  11. Gilles Marini (season 8, second place)
  12. Apolo Ohno (season four, champion)

Viewers can vote for Kyle Massey, Sabrina Bryan or Carson Kressley to be the 13th contestant.

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Bristol Palin Denies Son Used Gay Slur

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In a recently released clip from what is widely considered to be the worst reality show in history, Bristol Palin’s son, Tripp, appeared to use an anti-gay slur when talking to his mom and aunt, who of course found the term hilarious. Now, Bristol is claiming that her son would never say what he obviously said and it’s just them damn liberal newspapers trying to make her son look like a homophobe!

Bristol wrote on her blog: “As I’ve said before, I sometimes struggle to raise Tripp. However, he does NOT use slurs.. Let me be clear. I’m not proud of what he did say. Sadly, he used a different ‘f word.’” Naturally, the producers of Life’s a Tripp (oy, that name) support Bristol’s version of events.

So who’s to blame for this mix-up? Democrats! “I do oppose gay marriage, as I’ve written about before… I guess the temptation to label my three year old son is just too great for the lefty papers to resist.” Uh-huh. Well, maybe the “lefty” media was just drawing on your family’s proud history of homophobia, as evidenced here and here and…oh, probably a million other places.

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Bristol Palin ‘Life’s A Tripp’ Show Reviews: Critics HATE It!

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Unlike most b!tchy characters on television, Bristol Palin isn’t funny, she’s just a bitter b!tch. She whines about Levi Johnston nearly every time she gives an interview, tries to convince us that she’s had to struggle as a single mother, all the while allowing her ghost writer to post anti-gay and anti-Obama blogs online.

Bristol, 21, stars in “Bristol Palin: Life’s a Tripp” which premieres tonight on Lifetime, because, like her mother, Bristol lives for the spotlight. In the promos, Bristol says that the man who heckled her “should have gotten his ass kicked.” On the show, Bristol and her sister Willow Palin show viewers what rich white girl problems are all about!

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Yahoo writes:

  • Bristol moves from Wasilla, Alaska to Los Angeles, allegedly to “show Tripp what’s out there.” (Because three-year-olds are so interested in the wider world.) She moves into a pre-fab Beverly Hills mansion and is joined by her 17-year-old sister Willow, who has come to help with the babysitting.

The LA Times says:

  • “We see Bristol and Willow shop for groceries and clothing, “without Tripp…presumably looking after himself back at the mansion. We’re left with a show about two sisters, temporarily billeted in a Beverly Hills mansion, mostly complaining about Los Angeles, each other and their lives.”

The Chicago Sun Times notes:

  • “The trio move into a Beverly Hills mansion where Bristol has to teach Tripp things like the difference between a bidet and a water fountain. No one said being a single mom was easy.”
 

Yahoo says that the “most disturbing” part of the show is Bristol’s constant bashing of her son’s father on national television. “Much of the narrative revolves around Bristol’s attempts to shame her ex-boyfriend into seeing his son.”

The Washington Post says: “Even if you have a lasting grudge against all things Palin, there’s no payoff here. It’s a new low for anyone who makes the mistake of watching.”

Sarah Palin’s Alaska was enough of a snoozefest. You couldn’t pay me enough to watch this crap!

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Bristol Palin Received Death Threats for Anti-Gay Marriage Comments

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Bristol Palin and her mother will do anything to make headlines, so Bristol had her ghost writer post a blog about how Obama is wrong for supporting gay marriage, a precursor to Bristol new post on the “bullying” she’s experienced in the wake of her ignorant blog entry that mentioned that kids should grow up in a home with a mother and a father although those standards obviously clearly don’t apply to her son, Tripp?! Celebrities were upset about it, which was the point. Levi’s baby mama is now encouraging people to “keep sending the hate” so that her desperate a*s can remain semi-relevant.

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“If you read the almost 3,000 comments after my controversial post… you’ll see some of the most terrible words against me, my mom, and my entire family. You’ll see hate in the name of love… You’ll see bullying in the name of tolerance.”

“It’s horrifying to see stories of young people taking their own lives because they can’t see past the hate of others. Around Hollywood, there’s lots of concern and great initiatives to try to encourage more kindness in this world.”

Bristol’s e-rant continued: “Your hate and bullying don’t work. People see through it… We’ll keep thinking for ourselves no matter what you call us. So keep sending the hate…”

I thought Bristol said something about the potential devastating effects bullying can have on others, yet she claims that “Your hate and bullying don’t work” and we should “keep sending the hate”? I can’t with this b!tch.

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Bristol Palin: Anti-Gay Marriage Comments Upset Celebrities

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Bristol Palin gave her ghostwriter a new assignment when she asked him or her to pen a blog slamming Obama for supporting gay marriage. Bristol’s new blog post has the same tone and style of some of her other posts that she also didn’t write.

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JWoww is upset with Bristol and she’s not the only one. Samantha Ronson wrote the perfect scathing response. A few others also didn’t hesitate to sound off on Twitter.

  • Samantha Ronson: “‘We know that in general kids do better growing up in a mother/father home.’ really bristol palin? how’s your kid doing?”
  • Sherri Shepherd: “Sara Palin educated Bristol… and not blaming Bristol, but I’m blaming Bristol being young & not excercising good judgment.”
  • Lo Bosworth: “Bristol Palin – you so silly, girl.”
  • Perez Hilton: “?I think I need to give Bristol Palin a good massage. Girlfriend needs to RELAX!!!”
  • Amber Riley: “We support you @BarackObama and commend you for taking a stand. #equalityforall #loveislove #gleesupportsObama”
  • Lea Michele Tweeted an “Amen” to Amber’s Tweet.
  • Kathy Griffin: “Yep! & don’t b fooled, she & Sarah LIVE 4 it! RT @Frankr0d: R u going 2 talk about Bristol Palin on the KATHY show unite?”
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JWoww to Bristol Palin: “Shut Your Stupid Mouth!”

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Bristol Palin’s life has had many low points: falsely accusing her baby daddy of rape, appearing in a safe sex PSA with the freakin’ Situation, watching her mom become the laughingstock of American politics, but nothing – nothing in the world – can match the humiliation of being told told to keep your dumbass opinions to yourself by none other than JWoww.

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“Bristol should keep her uneducated, ignorant mouth shut. If you’re living in the past you wouldn’t have a kid without marriage. Hypocrite. It’s 2012!” Jenni said on Twitter, in response to Bristol’s moronic comments about gay marriage and the importance of “traditional” families. “My best friend will get married one day and not just have civil union with his man. Stop hating people.”

Bam! Take that, Bristol! You know if they were in the same room, J-Weezy would be taking her earrings off and getting ready to claw a b!tch’s eyes out. Before your jaw hits the floor over the fact that JWoww called anyone uneducated, you should know that unlike Bristol, Jenni Farley is actually a college graduate. That’s right Palins, you’ve officially been outclassed by a member of the Jersey Shore cast.

No word on how Snooki feels about finding out that some gay dude has apparently taken her place as Jenni’s BFF.

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Bristol Palin Says Gay Marriage and “Glee” Are Wrong

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Bristol Palin continues to be a plumper version of Sarah Palin, speaking out on topics that she knows nothing about. Hinting that your ex-boyfriend raped you, having premarital sex, getting pregnant and telling other teenagers to abstain are the kinds of things that make sense to Bristol.

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Taking the opportunity to capitalize on Barack Obama supporting gay marriage, Bristol says that the President is wrong. Her younger sister Willow Palin has called people "fagg*t" on Facebook. Ignorance runs in the family! In a new blog entry, the 21 year-old reality TV star said:

"It would’ve been helpful for him to explain to Malia and Sasha that while her friends parents are no doubt lovely people, that’s not a reason to change thousands of years of thinking about marriage."

So I guess Bristol's saying that upholding tradition is more important than equality. Makes sense?

Bristol adds: "In general kids do better growing up in a mother/father home. Ideally, fathers help shape their kids’ worldview."

The has been also said that Barack should shape his daughters' thoughts "instead of merely reflecting what many teenagers think after one too many episodes of Glee."

This is the kind of logic, progressive thinking, analysis and insight I'd expect from a Palin!

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