Tags: Celebrity Baby News, Nicole Snooki Polizzi
Snooki is pretty much the queen of TMI, so it’s pretty amazing that she got this far into her pregnancy without offering any cringe-inducing revelations about her changing body. Well, the days of being blissfully unaware of Snooks’ pregnant sex life are now gone and after reading her latest interview with Us Weekly, I’d give anything to have my ignorance back.
“I’ll be having sex in my dream — and when I wake up, I’m actually having sex. Jionni’s like, doing it with me as I’m sleeping,” she told the magazine. ”I read your baby can feel your orgasm. What does he think it is? Does he see, like rainbows and unicorns?”
It gets worse. She went on to say, “The baby is probably horny. That little creep. [During sex] he’s probably like, ‘Yeah, Mommy!’” Yup, these are the thoughts that go through Snooki’s head while she’s gettin’ it in. She pretty much just wondered aloud if her unborn baby is DTF.
Snickers also revealed that she and Jionni LaValle have a strict set of rules about the mixing of booze and babies: “If we’re hungover or if we’ve had two drinks, we’re not going near the child. We’ll give him to Grandma. God forbid we drop our baby!” In other words, Snooki doesn’t plan on seeing her kid until he’s 30. Probably for the best.
Tags: Celebrity Baby News, Lady Gaga
Apparently, Lady Gaga and Snooki have more in common than an affinity for jaw-dropping public behavior – they both want to get knocked up…and only an Italian baby daddy will do.
In an interview with a Spanish radio station today, the Mother Monster revealed that her biological clock is ticking and she has firm plans for starting a family. “I want a baby from an Italian – possibly Sicilian – donor,” Gaga said, avoiding the topic of how her decidedly non-Italian boyfriend Taylor Kinney feels about this decision.
The European press followed up on this surprising revelation by hounding Italian fertility clinics to find out if Gaga had been in touch with them. The country’s leading artificial insemination expert said only, “I don’t talk about my patients.”
Stefani sounds pretty certain about her decision, but this is a woman who can’t make it through an award show on fewer than 8 outfits. She doesn’t have the longest attention span, is what I’m saying. The fact that she already knows what nationality she wants the kid to be makes it seem like she’s thinking of a baby as just another fashion accessory. My guess is, if Taylor wants to distract her from her latest goal, he could just buy her a bedazzled greyhound or a parrot that knows all the words to “Born This Way.”
Tags: Beyonce, Celebrity Baby News
Beyonce looked fierce as usual in the sparkly blue mini dress she wore to the Pulse by Beyonce perfume launch in NYC yesterday. Her baby must pick what days it wants to be notice because sometimes her bump is apparent, and other times you wonder if she’s actually pregnant. She’s harboring a diva already. Geesh!
While speaking with the press, Beyonce spoke about her pregnancy, looking fierce with her baby bump, and how empowering it is to be pregnant.
What’s one of the big changes she’s notice since getting pregnant:
“My nose, I smell everything from a mile away. Usually it is food, it is onions or something that I just can’t tolerate.”
Do she believe pregnancy is empowering:
“Absolutely. It is the most powerful creation for you to be able to have life growing inside of you. There is no bigger gift, nothing more empowering.”
On pregnancy style:
“I think a woman’s curves when she’s pregnant are so beautiful. I don’t want to get matronly, and I still find things that are sensual and feminine and funky. I have been mixing different textures and suit jackets and blazers. I don’t want to be in the same dress every day.”
If pregnancy curves are beautiful, why doesn’t she show off hers? She’s worn more loose fitting dresses and clothing that covers her bump more than it shows it off. Embrace your bump Bey, it’s only there for so long.
Tags: Celebrity Baby News, Trace Cyrus
Miley Cyrus’ rocker brother Trace Cyrus is expecting his first child with Disney star Brenda Song! You may remember Brenda from “The Suite Life of Zack and Cody” or The Social Network or… For just being hot!
The couple has allegedly been seeing each other quietly for a few months, but made their first appearance together at a party for Nylon magazine back in May.
So, this means Miley Cyrus is going to be an Aunt! If Trace and Brenda are smart, they won’t allow Miley to buy anything for their kid except for blankets, diapers and wipes. They better put their foot down now before Miley shows up to the baby shower with some kind of mini Miley slut outfit for that baby to wear in its first pictures.
Tags: Celebrity Baby News, WTF
Talent waster Lauryn Hill has been busy making babies for over the past decade. The 36 year-old has been gave birth to a son on Saturday, but yesterday she let everyone know that her partner Rohan Marley is not the baby daddy.
Lauryn, who apparently has a twitter, Tweeted: “Contrary to the numerous reports, Mr. Marley did not abandon me while pregnant with his child. We have had long periods of separation over the years but our five children together remain a joy to both of us.”
Rohan Tweeted that he has “a tremendous amount of love and respect” for Lauryn and he wishes her well on the birth of “her new son.”
Okay. Lauryn added that she values privacy and she and Rohan defend the right to preserve it.
Well I could care less if this b!tch gives birth to an alien baby that looks just like Xtina Aguilera’s bat boy ex-husband. Lauryn is washed up, she has unprotected sex with whoever she wants to, and she’s the black version of Octomom, only with much more money.
Tags: Celebrity Baby News
Yeah, I’m not sure if I believe this one or not, but Angelina Pivarnick is allegedly pregnant! If you recall, Angelina was proposed to by her boyfriend David Kovacs earlier this year in what looked like a totally set-up proposal. Well, apparently they’re still together and have a baby on the way.
Angelina reportedly told TMZ she’s knocked up but wouldn’t comment any further. I wouldn’t be shocked if news came out in a couple of weeks that she miscarried when she’s probably not really pregnant. I may sound like a hater, but Angelina’s not far from whoring herself out and looking as desperate for attention as Tila Tequila, who was riding the pregnant publicity train last year and somehow her fetus mysteriously vanished.
Tags: Celebrity Baby News
Tom Hanks is now a papaw, and who wouldn’t want a goofy guy like Tom as their grandad? Tom’s son Colin Hanks and his wife Samantha Bryant, whom he wed in May 2010, had a baby girl this week!
The couple welcomed daughter Olivia Jane Hanks on Tuesday, Feb. 1 in Los Angeles. This is the couple’s first child and is also the first grandchild for Colin’s father, actor Tom Hanks.
“The family is home and everyone’s happy and healthy,” says a source close to the actor.
Colin and Samantha met through a mutual friend in June 2009 and walked down the aisle less than a year later. If I calculated right, she was either pregnant when they tied the knot or got knocked up on the honeymoon. They’re wasting no time!
Congrats on the new baby!
Tags: Celebrity Baby News, John Travolta
Kelly Preston and John Travolta brought an 8 lbs., 3 oz. bundle of joy into the world yesterday.
“John, Kelly and their daughter Ella Bleu are ecstatic and very happy about the newest member of the family,” they say in a statement. “Both mother and baby are healthy and doing beautifully.”
Kelly and John had their baby in a Florida hospital. Kelly, 48, and John, 56, lost their son Jett in January 2009 after he had a fatal seizure.
I’m so happy for them. Congrats to the beautiful family!
Tags: Celebrity Baby News
Little Stephanie Tanner had another baby! Full House star Jodie Sweetin and her boyfriend Morty Coyle have welcomed a new baby girl into the world! Beatrix Carlin Sweetin Coyle was born August 31, and weighed in at 7 pounds, 4 ounces. Jodie also has a 2-year-old daughter named Zoie from her previous marriage to Cody Herpin.
Morty told People magazine that Jodie “was amazing and is doing great” and says their already in love with their new little girl.
“We’re already madly in love with Beatrix and are so grateful for the support from our family and friends. And we can’t wait for her big sister Zoie to meet her.”
Jodie’s seriously gonna have her hands full with a 2-year-old and a newborn. Congratultions to Morty, Jodie, and Zoie on their new addition!