Tag Archives: Has Beens

Dennis Rodman Goes on North Korea Rant, Disses Obama

 by on

When will Dennis Rodman officially begin his political career? He seems like he would do so well.

Apparently, Dennis is headed by to North Korea soon to open up a political dialogue with Kim Jong-un because Barack Obama “can’t do sh!t.”

Dennis Rodman 2013, Kim Jong

Dennis says he is going to do everything in his power to get Kim to release Kenneth Bae, an American who was sentenced to 15 years hard labor in North Korea for allegedly plotting to overthrow the government.

Rodman believes that he has to do it because, “We got a black president [who] can’t even go talk to [Jong-un] … Obama can’t do s**t, I don’t know why he won’t go talk to him. Obama? F**k him!”

Dennis claims that he is no diplomat, so I don’t really understand why he’s throwing himself into the middle of this. I wonder if Dennis knows he’s crazy or really just has no clue.

Tags: ,

Lauryn Hill Sentenced to Three Months in Prison

 by on

Lauryn Hill has been sentenced to spend 3 months in federal prison after failing to pay her taxes on
more than one occasion. You think she’d learn after getting caught the first time? Well if she
hasn’t yet, she surely will after this hefty sentence.

Lauryn Hill 2013

The former Fugee claims to have paid off nearly $1 million ($970 K to be exact) before her hearing just yesterday. But, a New Jersey judge isn’t letting her off so easy this time around. In fact, he’s requiring the 37-year-old singer to follow up her 3-month stint behind bars with another 90 days on house arrest, AND then 9-months of supervised release, TMZ reported.

Hill “pled guilty last year to three counts of tax evasion for failing to file returns on $1.8 million she earned from 2005 to 2007. Lauryn’s attorney asked for mercy because of her charity work and 6 kids … but the judge wasn’t buying it.”

While I certainly feel for the girl, because that is an awful lot of time for anymore to spend behind bars. I can’t blame the judge.

You earned over a mill in the span of two years (more than I will probably earn in a lifetime) and you couldn’t find the time to a) afford an accountant to do your taxes for you, or b) give back what you owe to the government like the rest of us simpletons have to do each year? C’mon now! You’re no different than the rest of us, so you sure as hell shouldn’t think you can just get by without following the rules.

Not to mention, you’re asking for mercy, because you do “charity work” and have a half a dozen kids?

If Hill’s attorney didn’t already screw this one up for her, the singer delivered a statement to the Newark judge herself by comparing her situation to slavery:

“I was put into a system I didn’t know the nature of. … I’m a child of former slaves. I got into an economic paradigm and had that imposed on me.” She went on to say, “I sold 50 million units … now I’m up here paying a tax debt. If that’s not linked to slavery, I don’t know what is.”

You can link it to whatever you want to Hill, but you got caught red-handed AGAIN. You’re going to the slammer for this one.

Tags: ,

Eddie Kaye Thomas Has Worst One Night Stand Ever

 by on

Poor Eddie Kaye Thomas just wanted to get laid and now he’s gotta deal with a knife wielding psycho.

eddie-kay-thomas-500x326

You guys may remember Eddie as the guy from American Pie who hooks up with Stifler’s mom, and I’m pretty sure that’s all he’s been in, well you’re about to remember him for something else too.

Wednesday night SWAT swarmed Eddie’s place after receiving a call that a knife had been pulled on the actor. Apparently, the chick Eddie picked up at Mel’s Diner wasn’t about to leave without a fight. An argument started between the two and soon things escalated. The chick trashed his place then threatened him with a knife!

Cops had to use tear gas to smoke her out and she was booked for felony vandalism. Let this be a lesson people, be careful who you bring home.

Tags:

Mischa Barton Gained Weight

 by on

Remember that petite, little actress who made her claim to fame on the hit series The O.C. years ago? Well, we think we found her. However, she’s not so little anymore.

 Fame/ FlynetMischa Barton weight gain

Mischa Barton was rockin’ quite the unusual look from her younger days though. Strutting herself in a 1993 “Melrose Place” choker, white tee, and a pair of Daisy Duke cutoff shorts.

Hard to believe it’s been ten years since she premiered as the demure, Marissa Cooper on The O.C. But, she’s recently confessed to the Daily Beast how much better off her life is out of the Hollywood limelight.

“Luckily, [I’m not] so much in the spotlight,” she told the website. “The craziness of ‘The O.C.’ has died down and gone away. I’m so relived it’s not how it was. It’s not the person. It was the time. Everything was an ‘it’ girl this or ‘it’ girl that. It was just over the top.”

Hopefully she isn’t reading this then.

Well there’s no denying that the “A Resurrection” actress has definitely put on a little weight since her younger days as Marissa Cooper. But, she looks happy and healthy, and that’s what matters most.

Tags: ,

Sisqo Nude, Penis Pictures Surface

 by on

Has been singer Sisqo took off his own thong th th th thong and took some naked pictures of his bare penis and his jungle situation that surrounds his want. Method Man and Rich Dollaz from Love & Hip Hop New York have also had their dick pics leaked recently.

sisqo

Some thing that Karrine Superhead Steffans is behind the photos… In the past, an insider told me that Sisqo is gay. I also could care less about him and his greasy looking dick. To check it out, click here.

Tags:

Lindsay Lohan: ‘The Canyons’ Trailers Are Here

 by on

This is what Lindsay Lohan's career has been reduced to. The Canyons was written by Bret Easton Ellis and directed by Paul Schrader, don't ask. The film is an erotic thriller about "the dangers of sexual obsession and ambition, both personally and professionally" among an Los Angeles group of 20-somethings. A chance meeting that connects each character "unravels all of their lives" and "ultimately" results in "violence." This seriously sounds like Lohan's entire life the past few years!

The-canyons-teaser-trailerThe-canyons-lindsay-lohan-trailer

Tags: ,

Lindsay Lohan Shows Up 2 Hours Late to “Liz & Dick”

 by on

Lindsay Lohan had a nip slip two weeks into filming “Liz & Dick,” she drove her car in violation of her insurance policy, crashed her rented car, lied to the cops about the accident, called in sick which prompted producers to call her out and send doctors and an ambulance to her place, and last, she lied about how much she’s working on the set.

Fat Lindsay LohanLohan as Elizabeth Taylor

Lindsay claimed that she was exhausted after working “85 hours in 4 days.” The union investigated and found that the average work week for the movie consisted of 70 to 75 hours over five or six days, and that’s for the non-actors.

LiLo is a diva and she’s clashing with her husband in the movie, Grant Bowler, because she’s treated him as her inferior. Star magazine reports: “Lohan is clashing with her costar Grant Bowler. Apparently, she was biased against Grant from the beginning, having delusionally believed her own star power was worthy of leading men… Consequently, she’s been so mean to Grant that her comeback is in jeopardy.”

The crew “is fed up” with Linds because they have to spend time “dealing with her diva antics and trying to sooth Grant’s battered ego.”

Lohan also “shows up two hours late and she rarely knows her lines… The footage so far has been just awful.”

Burn those bridges, b!tch!

This is what Lifetime deserves. Any network that buys and airs a show about Britsol Palin being a whiny little rich b!tch obviously doesn’t know what to do with itself.

Tags: , , ,