I had two other men in mind for this week’s Because He’s Hot post. Then I watched last Monday’s episode of Gossip Girl, and it was all over from there! Chace Crawford is the very definition of a pretty boy, but he has huge eyebrows and a really deep voice, so he’s a manly pretty boy. Like a younger Bradley Pitt. We can live with that.
You know how you meet a cute guy at the bar and you take him to your place only to discover that he’s actually the Energizer Bunny? Next thing you know you’re trying to convince him that you’re way too tired. Or you’ve been in a relationship with your man for a really long time, ya know, like an entire month, and the person you used to want to ravage every other hour is trying to get some and you’re like, ‘It’s 7 p.m. It’s too late! I’M TIRED!’ Well, it could be 5 a.m. and I could have a raging headache, fever, and an 8 a.m. doctor’s appointment and Chace would still never hear the word “no.” When Chace is in the room, the only thing you need is a pulse, dammit!
Not only is Chace a sexy beast, he’s actually smart. After high school, he went to Pepperdine University where he studied broadcast journalism. After his mom encouraged him to pursue acting, he quit school his sophomore year before moving onto starring on Gossip Girl where he became friends with his British co-star, Ed Westwick.
Chace and Ed were actually living together in what one could only imagine was one of the most epic whore houses of the 21st century.
When Chace isn’t acting, he’s performing philanthropic, heroic acts. We don’t hear much about Chace being in relationships, which means that his hooking up with chicks should be considered charity work. He makes me want to jump into the damn TV screen and get some rugburns.
