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Real Housewives of Atlanta Finale Recap: Kenya Moore Throws Porsha Out

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta‘s season 5 finale ended with a bang. Kenya Moore is throwing her “iconic black women in film” party where the Housewives dress up as famous black celebrities. Kenya tells Porsha that she has to dress up as Halle Berry in BAPS. She also reveals that the whole reason she’s throwing the party in the first place is because Porsha said that she’s “old” and her accomplishments are irrelevant. Kenya is just as sensitive as she is irrational.

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Phaedra Parks brings Kandi Burruss with her to play around with her “Phaedra Sparks” line of stun guns. She hopes that Kandi will begin selling her stun guns with her Bedroom Kandi sex toy line. Phay Phay is ghetto and I wish she would lose the fake ‘Southern Belle’ accent and just be real. She’s chasing the dollar and she’s looking far from boughetto in the process.

Phaedra is supposed to be a celebrity attorney, a funeral director, a workout video star and now she has a line of stun guns. She looks desperate and that’s why Phaedra has yet to create one successful business. She doesn’t know how to pursue her interests. Every few months she’s trying to do something new and everyone sees right through it.

Porsha brings her husband Kordell with her to her counseling session. Kordell says that his arguments with his wife last “Five, ten seconds” and that if Porsha wants to win a fight it won’t happen. “If it’s about winning, you gon lose every single time,” Kordell says. Porsha is so lucky that Kordell Stewart filed for divorce. She won’t be missing out on much. Kordell isn’t a partner, he’s a controlling, selfish jerk.

Kordell says he wasn’t there for Porsha when she had her miscarriage cause he was dealing with losing his dad. So awful.

After trying on various wigs and outfits to look like Halle Berry from BAPS, Porsha figures out that the joke’s on her if she dresses as Halle like Kenya instructed her to. She arrives at the party in a gorgeous shimmering gold gown, dressed as Dorothy Dandridge instead.

Kenya is FUMING that Porsha is being “disrespectful” and not following her “specific instructions” to dress up as Halle from BAPS. Kenya says that she has “to cancel the BAPS portion” of the party. Kenya claims: “This is really offensive to me right now. This is a party that I paid for and you want to come and pick a fight.”

So let’s talk about this “party.” Kenya’s “party” looks awkward and boring. Not enough drinks are flowing. No one looks like they’re having any fun and I doubt Kenya even has any real friends.

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Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Porsha’s Husband Kordell is Controlling, Kenya Confronts Phaedra

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The girls are still in Los Angeles and they’re taking a party bus to Las Vegas. Nene Leakes will be flying in first class because she has to do some filming for The New Normal first. On the way to Vegas, Phaedra Parks imitates Kenya and it’s pretty hilarious. Porsha Stewart says she doesn’t do strip clubs. Phaedra wants to go because “we all came into the world naked.”

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A possibly drunken Kandi Burruss stands up and reveals that she farts while her now fiance Todd Tucker goes down on her. Only Kandi!

Due to traffic, the 5-hour bus ride is now taking more than 7 hours. The “ladies” finally arrive 8 hours later.

In the limo ride for a night out, Porsha explains that her husband Kordell wouldn’t want her to go to the strip club because he controls her. Porsha complains that she doesn’t “like to see a woman sell her body like that.” Suuuuure.

At the strip club, Nene tells the other women, “You lose yourself when you marry a successful guy. You end up living their dream.” Nene, suddenly very proud that she used to be a stripper, says that she invited Gregg Leakes to the strip club and she danced for him while she was a stripper and that’s how he found out; he didn’t tell her to quit working at da club.

The next morning, the other women are ready before Porsha even though she stayed in. We see a random makeup artist working on her face because she needs “to be fabulous, 24/7.”

In the limo, Nene tries to convince Porsha that her man is controlling. Porsha argues that her husband “let” her go on this Vegas trip. Nene says that if she stands up for herself, Kordell will listen. You have to respect Nene for caring so much about Porsha to keep it real! Nene is either hilarious and cool, or you really want to choke her out. Occasionally she’s tolerable.

Kenya Moore’s topless boobs pop out while she jokes around backstage. It was just as random as it sounds.

Kandi goes shopping and takes pictures of engagement rings that she likes and sends them to her boyfriend Todd because he’s asked her what rings she likes. So cute!

Because Kandi has a sex toy line (and is a marketing genius), she throws a Bedroom Kandi event in a hotel room where she talks about her sex toys. She also instructs the ladies to give head to a strawberry. When Kenya sucks on her strawberry, Phaedra mentions Kenya’s ex-boyfriend, saying: “Somebody might like it but it don’t look like Walter do.” LMFAO!!!! That was mean.

Kenya later interrupts the fun by saying that she can’t pretend that she’s cool with Phaedra. Phaedra calls Kenya out for wearing butt pads to a charity event.

“At the end of the day, I’m a grown woman and I don’t have to do childish stuff by dressing like you,” Phay Phay explained. Phaedra 1, Kenya – 468.

Kenya, still desperately trying to prove to the world she isn’t mental, said she “wanted to hold a mirror up to Phaedra to show her what crazy looks like.”

Always one for the great one liners coupled with hilarious facial expressions, Phaedra says “In order to have a healthy debate, you have to have a conversation with someone who’s healthy and rational.” Bloop!

Kenya yells at Phaedra: “You cut me to the white meat. Okay, you did!” I love it. I love that I don’t know WTF that means and never want to.

Peacemaker Phaedra repeatedly tells Kenya that she was hurt by her and Phaedra isn’t even mentioning how shady it is that Kenya stole her Donkey Booty workout video idea. Phaedra asks Miss USA if she’d like an apology and a teary-eyed Kenya screams: “No b!tch, I don’t need an apology from you Phaedra because you already showed me that it’s not going to mean anything anyway!” Then why are you crying about being hurt? Kenya is insane. Phaedra has learned how to move on. She should too.

Next week we see Porsha crying because Kordell tells her that she has to stay at home taking care of their baby and they won’t have a nanny. Kordell and Porsha have no prenup. He should be nicer to his wife if he wants to keep her.

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Kenya Moore Wears Butt Pads, Bikini Outfit to Charity Event on RHOA

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I have officially seen it all. On tonight’s episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kenya Moore, a 42-year-old woman, got upset that Phaedra Parks said that she needs some medication. Kenya retaliated by showing Phaedra, Kandi Burruss and the rest of the RHOA cast (and millions of viewers) that she is seriously legitimately crazy. To see WTF Kenya wore to a charity event, watch the video below. Warning: Your life won’t be the same after you watch this mess, lol.

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Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 5 Supertrailer: Todd Tucker Puts a Ring on It?

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There are two new "housewives" on The Real Housewives of Atlanta this season and it looks like they're the perfect edition to the show. Nene Leakes believes that she has "arrived" because she's joined the cast of The New Normal. Meanwhile, Kenya Moore wants Phaedra Parks' husband Apollo Nida and the other newcomer wants to earn her spot on the show by fighting with the other girls.

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Kandi Burruss' boyfriend Todd Tucker may put a ring on it and Kim Zolciak and her idiot husband discuss how they can stop procreating; and last but not least, the ladies enjoy another mandatory exotic Housewives vacation.

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Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 3 Reunion Recap

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From the opening question to the final one, Nene Leakes had her mouth open almost the entire time, proving that she’s 10x more unlikable when she gives interviews than she is on the show.

Nene’s New Nose:

One of the first topics up for discussion was Nene’s plastic surgery. Ms. Leakes said that she loves her nose and she’s unaware of any dissenters online, which isn’t true. Nene specifically defended her plastic surgery in response to the haters.

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About the hater comments about her swimsuit runway show, Cynthia Bailey said, “I would love to see these ladies walk down the runway in a swimsuit. I’m sure I could find some flaws as well.” EXACTLY! Cynthia is good at sticking up to the women more than she does her husband, but it’s encouraging to see.

Kim’s New Nipples:

Kim Zolciak said that she went from saline to silicone and her nipples were raised. The host then asked the ladies if they had had any work done, and they actually confessed!! Cynthia said “I had a little bit of lipo.” and  Kandi added “I had a little [lipo] in my stomach.” Shocker!

Kim’s Baby is Coming Soon:

Kim is 5 months pregnant and has been dating Atlanta Falcons’ Kroy Biermann for nine months. Now that’s a gold-digger on the clock!

When asked if she thinks that Kim’s relationship with Kroy will last, Nene said, “I really don’t care.” The problem with Nene’s attitude is that she and Kim were friends for years and now she has made Kim her enemy simply because Kim outshines her with her music career, relationship, and business ventures. Nene tries to tear down everyone who is successful.

We learn that Cynthia has listened to Kanye West’s “Gold Digger” and she has signed a prenup.

And then we move onto Nene’s junior high school crush on Peter. Nene denies that she has a crush on Peter although all of the footage throughout this season suggests otherwise. This is yet another one of Nene’s countless lies.

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“White People Eat Canned Food” Comment “Isn’t Racist” According to Phaedra:

Phaedra explained that she is not intolerant of white people nor is she racist. Uh, that sounded prejudiced though, boo. And to think that she’s a lawyer who doesn’t know how to avoid making damaging statements on television? In defense of her diva meets The Nutcracker baby shower, Phaedra says “since when did roses become ghetto?” All of the women were looking at the floor and laughing as Phaedra attempted to explain why she had her nails did on her face and white roses hanging off of her weave.

Nene Was Trying to Be Famous For Years:

Nene then says that she did not know Phaedra growing up and Phaedra fires back and says that Nene actually called her and asked if she could do a TV show with her!!!!! Phaedra also put Nene in her place whens he told her: “Your claim to fame is this show. I’m pre-Housewives.” Bam!

 

Phaedra says she has no problem with the other women but “Nene’s been on me since day one.” Welcome to the club Phay Phay. Nene pretty much tortured Kandi Burruss when she joined the show. Bullying is what Nene does best.

Gregg is Getting Out, Dwight is Already Out:

Nene said that she and Gregg are getting divorced and Gregg is moving out. She also hinted that Gregg did cheat on her, which she spoke to Cynthia about on the show. And, because Nene doesn’t want to see anyone else shine, she claimed that her former BFF Dwight is a social climber which is why she’s no longer friends with him. The world is out to get a piece of Nene’s pie and she’s not having it! Ugh.

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Kim Defends Mistreating Her Assistant:

Sweetie is Kim’s African-American assistant that Wiggy Kimmy treats like sh!t which prompted Nene to get in Kim’s face and threaten her.

Cynthia says that Kim does not show Sweetie any respect. Phaedra adds that America has a very racist past and that there is still a lot of racial tension and racism that thrives today, especially in the South.

Nene then backtracks and says that Kim doesn’t show Sweetie “human respect” and that how Kim speaks to Sweetie did not upset her because “it’s not a racial issue” for her. Funny coming from the woman who said that “Sweetie is Kim’s slave” and that what prompted her argument and anti-Kim campaign with the other women is that Kim acts superior and racist to her black assistant. Nene then said that she doesn’t accept verbal abuse well and so she’s “completely done” with the Kim and Sweetie abuse situation, which ends the first installment of the reunion.

Next week Kandi is crying because Kim only paid her $4,000 even though “Tardy for the Party,” the song Kandi produced, made $80,000. I have no sympathy for doormats and I hope Kim uses Kandi again. Phaedra is also questioned about her pregnancy lies and Nene and Kim continue to go at it.

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Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Phaedra Parks Has a “Sip and See” Party For Ayden, Kim & Kandi Go on Tour

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We begin with Phaedra Parks cutting up peaches in her kitchen to prepare for a “Sip and See” party, which is a “Southern tradition” where all attendees get to meet/ “look but don’t touch” her newborn baby, Ayden. Word on the blogs is that Phay Phay may have made up this “Southern tradition” herself. No one has heard of a Sip and See.

Phaedra, who is becoming more and more likable by the minute, says that outside the courtroom she is “Martha Stewart all day.” Well, she always calls herself a Southern Belle, and those b!tches are supposed to be in the kitchen cooking for their man, so she better know her way around the kitchen.

Phaedra tells her ex-convict husband Apollo Nida that Kim Zolciak made comments about him being in jail – he served 6 years in prison for allegedly stealing. Apollo says that he doesn’t know what he has to do to make people forget. Uh, get a job! Apollo apparently has one, but you know he’s just a trophy husband that doesn’t exactly bring home the bacon.

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Meanwhile Cynthia Bailey’s fiance Peter Thomas needs investors for his failing restaurant. Cynthia reveals that although she had invested a lot of her money into the restaurant, Peter doesn’t tell her much about it.

Phaedra’s party is about to begin and Dwight introduces “the royal family” to the crowd, as Phaedra walks down the stairs with Apollo and Ayden. Shortly after the royals’ party officially begins, Ayden starts crying. Like everyone there, he just wasn’t feelin’ it.

Kim, who recently had an intense argument with Phaedra, arrives at the party looking like “Jessica Rabbit gone bad,” according to Phaedra. Kim tells Phaedra that her son is beautiful and that some people’s children “ain’t that pretty.” The two go outside where Wiggy Kimmy shows Phaedra her nursing documentation, and Phaedra talks about Apollo getting locked up after they had met. The two ladies make peace, like, in 5 minutes. I think they just don’t care about each other enough to keep beefing.

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  Back at Kim’s house, Kim’s verbal assaults on her assistant Sweetie continue as she asks Sweetie to shoot her up with a B-12 injection so that she can have energy for her three-city tour. Although Kim was a nurse, she’s terrified of needles and says a prayer before she receives her shot?!

Kim’s youngest daughter questions the necessity of Kim’s tour and she tells her mom “You’re not even that famous!” Oh snap.

Once Kim’s older daughter Brielle learns that Kim’s assistant is leaving for 7 days, she starts bawling. Kim also begins tear shedding and she tells Brielle that she “has to go to make a living.” Good thing Atlanta Falcon Kroy Biermann knocked Kimmy up; she can begin collecting child support only months from now.

 

Kim is briefed on what will be involved for her tour with Kandi Burruss, but Kim doesn’t like rules and says that she feels as though she’s “in the military.” Kim’s racist chain smoking white trash self also tells Kandi’s manager to get his “nappy ass” outta her bed. Wiggy Kimmy has also made racist comments during season one, but who’s keeping track?

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Nene Leakes has a tragic interview with “short like a little munchkin” Jermaine Dupri because she “didn’t do a whole lot of research” for it. Jermaine keeps giving Nene one-word answers. And she wants a nationwide talk show? Nene needs to check her diva.

Phaedra and Sheree go for a walk and I won’t paraphrase their conversation because it was so deep. Phaedra: Your booty is looking thick! Sheree: I’ve been blessed with the booty! Phaedra: Um, hmmm. My booty did something weird after I had the baby. It used to be a big old donkey booty, like a big old reindeer. It runs in my family. Most people in my family have big booties. 

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Next Kim gets into it with Kandi’s manager because he talks about how Kim was sleeping with a married man, aka Big Poppa. Kim gets defensive and claims that Big Poppa never cheated on her the entire time that they were together… I guess that makes sense cause Kim also claims that Big Poppa isn’t married because he doesn’t live with his wife.

CSI NY actor Hill Harper arrives at Cynthia’s house to counsel her and her fiance Peter. She says that she and Peter decided to work with their “good friend,” Hill. Conflict of interest much? During their session, Peter says that Cynthia doesn’t listen to him. However, I tend to think that when one asserts that someone else “doesn’t listen,” it’s just code for ‘You’re not behaving like my bitch, bitch!’

Kroy had flowers delivered to Kim, Kandi’s mom and aunts show up for their performance, Kim was smoking and drinking before her show instead of doing vocal exercises, then Kimmy hit the stage. It’s lights, camera, cellulite hanging out time! Kim ditches the choreography but still entertains the crowd. Kandi did a great job with her performance, which followed Kim’s. Next stop: Orlando.

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