Danielle Staub is trying so hard to pretend that she wasn’t booted from the Real Housewives of New Jersey, but it’s not very convincing. The loudmouth insists she’s never been better than on her flop of a reality TV show, Famous Food. (Hint: if you want an idea of the caliber of this show, Heidi Montag’s also in it.)

She lies, “I’m so in love with this new show and my new network, VH1. My first instinct was ‘yes, yes, yes’ when I was offered the show because it’s not Bravo and it’s not ‘Housewives.’
Danielle also says that VH1 is much better than Bravo. “They did not [look after me] and I really needed that for my children as well. I’m so happy with VH1 it’s not even funny, and they give me so much freedom.“
Okay, so maybe she gets some “freedom” from VH1, but she certainly is not getting viewership. Famous Food was a major flop, the worst debut on the network, with only 430,000 viewers bothering to tune in to the premiere episode. RHONJ, on the other hand, got about 2.2 million viewers that week.
But the ta-tas-shaking Danielle says she doesn’t miss the show at all. “I don’t miss the girls because I never really liked any of them. No, I won’t watch it. I wouldn’t give it a second of my ratings or my time.”
Yeah–like the show needs either of those things. Maybe she doesn’t miss Bravo, but she’ll sure miss their paychecks!
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