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When you think of Brandi Glanville, she's about as far from being classy and prude as she is to being overweight. The 40 year-old Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star truly has no shame. In her new book, Drinking & Tweeting and other Brandi Blunders, the scorned ex-wife of Eddie Cibrian goes into detail about how they met.

Brandi already explained that she had vaginal rejuvenation surgery on Eddie's credit card, she would also engaged in girl-on-girl makeout sessions to turn her hubby on. Now we're learning that she didn't "Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man" when she sexed Eddie before Steve Harvey's suggested 90-day trial period.

"I ended up in a nightclub in West Hollywood. Across the bar, I spotted an insanely attractive Cuban man who just couldn’t keep his eyes off me, and I couldn’t keep my eyes off him either. It was love at first sight – or perhaps, lust. Yes, we slept together that first night.

"I would never endorse sleeping with someone you just met, because half of the fun is the challenge. But, man, was it f**king hot! I used to joke that he “raped” me."

Brandi's an IDIOT! Rape is not funny. Check out what other BS she has to say.

"Rape jokes are never funny, except when they are. I was saying, “No,no,no,” the entire time, but we all know that despite the adage, sometimes no does mean yes.”

"Sometimes no does mean yes." SMH! Brandi's future bestselling book, you know this is a chart-topper, will be released on Feb. 13.

Because Brandi Glanville of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is a classy mother of two, she tells us about her vaginal rejuvenation, one night stands and routine lesbian makeout sessions. Brandi’s new book, Drinking & Tweeting, is going to be huge. LeAnn Rimes is slammed throughout Brandi’s tell-all. Brandi’s ex-husband Eddie Cibrian isn’t exactly spared either.

Brandi writes: “Eddie had started taking Propecia, like many men, because he was concerned about hair loss. He had fantastic hair, but who was I to sideline his vanity?”

Brandi says that the drug was preventing Eddie from getting erections and “momma needed something hard.”

She continued:

“I was not down for a limp d**k and gave him an ultimatum: It was the Propecia or me! Eddie never took well to being cornered or criticized. So it was no surprise when he immediately shot back that my lady business wasn’t what it used to be.”

Brandi says that Eddie said something vulgar about her vag and she won’t reveal what it is.

Eddie has thick, great hair. It’s pretty shocking that he felt he needed Propecia. It’s a hell of a drug with a wide array of side effects. Brandi’s book doesn’t come out until Feb. 13th but, thanks to the leaked excerpts, I feel like we already know everything.

Brandi Glanville explains that when LeAnn Rimes swooped in and snatched her husband, she had no money. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star explains that she and Eddie Cibrian were living beyond their means.

Brandi tells The New York Post:

“I was a 36-year-old woman who couldn’t lease a car and couldn’t lease a house. For 13 years, my name wasn’t on one account.

"I am still building my credit. We were living way above our means in a 10,000-square-foot house. There wasn’t a lot to get, honestly.”

Brandi lives in her own house now, but it wasn't easy.

“I had to pay the whole year in advance,” she admits. “I had to get my daddy to co-sign.” Damn!

Brandi is lo longer speaking to LeAnn Rimes. She says: "I want LeAnn to be fine. And to be happy. Just take my husband and go away.”

Brandi also hopes that her kids will be able to appear on RHOBH again soon. She's unable to have her sons on the show right now because Eddie doesn't want them on TV.

“The kids are not on the show this year, but my lawyer is working on it. When I am working I don’t get to see my children and that is not OK with me.”