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I guess Eva Longoria, 36, can’t stay away from the young uns. Eva’s ex-husband Tony Parker was like six years younger than her. Her current boyfriend, Eduardo Cruz, is 10 years younger than her!

Eva spoke to Spanish Vanity Fair about her new relationship with Penelope Cruz’s younger brother. Great. I’ll be sure to re-post these quotes when they split.

Eva said: “Love did not work with that person. But it can work with another. The only thing I will say is I was very lucky to find Edu.”

Longoria continued, explaining why she married Tony.

“There’s a reason I fell in love and got married. I believed in it. Supposedly I should be angry, resentful and disillusioned about relationships. But I’m not.”

OMG, really? Eva is so self-righteous. According to the numerous stories about how Eva was taking her split and how awful her friends said Tony was, Eva was angry and resentful. Then she found her replacement. Good luck with this one hun.

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Desperate Housewives has come to an end, and not a season too soon if you ask me! A show with a title as catchy as “Desperate Housewives” naturally sparked interest before its first episode even aired. The series did extremely well in the ratings and helped skyrocket the careers of Eva Longoria, Marcia Cross, Felicity Huffman and that crazy ho who left. Not to mention Teri Hatcher had a major comeback because of the series.

It was recently announced that season 8, which begins on Sunday, September 25th, will be the first of the final 22 episodes of the popular ABC show.

ABC issued the following statement: “Season Eight…will roll out in a way that is accessible even to viewers who may have lapsed in their viewing, and be all the richer and more rewarding for the series’ loyal fans.”

ABC Entertainment President Paul Lee credits the show for putting “this network on the map for the last six or seven years.” Awwww.

Creator Marc Cherry also had some kind words. “I wanted to go out when the network still saw us as a viable show and a force to contend with. We felt from a creative standpoint that this was the right time. I feel so good about it.”

Eva Longoria was looking sexy as all get out in a revealing jacket, short shorts and heels for her interview on “Late Show with David Letterman” last night. Eva told Dave she wore a tuxedo for him, to which he replied “I guess you did, or part of one!”

You could tell Eva was fidgeting with her jacket, trying to keep her tiny boobs under wraps but her left boob was making quite an impression and peeking out at the audience here and there. Eva realized one of her buttons had come undone and was quick to get it buttoned.  She doesn’t have the boobage needed to fill out that jacket. Her ta tas are so small, the entire boob would have to be exposed before you would really notice, but small boobies are good boobies too.

You can check out Eva’s frisky left boob and interview with Letterman after the jump!

[Photo via CBS, WENN]

Eva Longoria turned 36 a couple days ago, and you’d think by that age, she’d know better than to get serious with her rebound piece. But apparently, Eva’s cool with setting herself up for another public heartbreak, as she’s rumored to be planning on shacking up with Penelope Cruz’s younger brother, Eduardo Cruz.

According to witnesses, Eva spent last weekend sucking face with Eduardo at the Chateau Marmont and while coming up for air, was heard to remark, “Baby, it will be so great to spend every day with you. I can’t wait for you to move in!” OK, so some eavesdroppers at the Marmont aren’t exactly the most reliable witnesses, but Eva hasn’t exactly been shy about her new romance. She and Eduardo have been photographed traveling the world together and a friend of Eva’s recently told Life & Style, “Eva has found her true love. She can’t stop gushing about her new man.” The friend probably added, “I haven’t seen her like this since she met Tony Par…oh, snap.”

Eva seems like one of those types who just loves lovely love and falls head over heels for whoever she’s banging which is sad because, again, she’s 36! In case, you were wondering it’s been about 6 weeks since Eva finalized her divorce. More than enough time to find a new live-in lover…if you have serious, serious mental problems. 

Getting divorced is just too damn easy these days, depending on what state you’re in. Tony Parker and Eva Longoria filed for divorce only two months ago and now they are officially ovah! Tony’s lawyer filed papers in Texas on Friday that officially ended his marriage to Eva.

Eva’s lawyer quietly filed papers Friday to dismiss the divorce petition she filed in L.A. County Superior Court. Both sides agreed that Texas was the proper place for the divorce because that’s where the prenup was signed.

Tony filed in Texas and Eva filed in LA, but they ended things in an amicable and peaceful way.

Damn, if only I cared. I saw this coming for years. There were stories about Eva being sad coming out as recently as weeks ago. She’s scorned and manipulative, but I hope that she’s doing okay and that she can learn to trust again. Eduardo Cruz would appreciate it.