Hugh Hefner, 86, married Crystal Harris, 25. The couple had a private New Year's Eve wedding at the Playboy mansion. Crystal wore a mermaid wedding dress. She's known for standing Hugh up more than a year ago.
After Crystal dumped Hugh shortly before their scheduled wedding, she moved in with Dr. Phil's son and made fun of Hef's naked body and his performance in the bedroom. She also auctioned off her engagement ring. She's a real catch! Hugh should sleep with one eye open.
Crystal Harris and Hugh Hefner are back in each other’s pants. Ew. Just, ew. There are just so many feelings about this and none of them involve any strain of excitement.
Attention-grubbing Crystal confirmed that she was back together with the octogenarian, tweeting that she is his “#1 girl again.” Well, that sure sounds mothereffin’ wonderful right? Especially coming from a girl who once said that nasty time with Hef lasted only “two seconds.”
According to Radar Online, they’ve managed to forget the past, and all the harsh words they’ve thrown at each other. “They’re very happy together and it is just like the good times they used to have. It’s like the split never happened.”
Damn, b!tches be crazy.
Hugh Hefner‘s son, Marston, was arrested in Pasadena yesterday after allegedly assaulting his longtime girlfriend, 2011 Playmate of the Year, Claire Sinclair.
Sinclair called 911 when Hefner refused to allow her to leave the residence. Upon arriving on the scene, police observed visible injuries on Sinclair. Hefner admitted that he and Sinclair had fought, but stopped short of admitting that he struck her.
Hef’s son has been released from custody, but is facing some serious legal problems, leading Sinclair to offer him a plum Valentine’s Day gift. She’s offered to drop the charges against her now ex boyfriend on one condition. “All I want, is for Marston to give me a public apology and I want him to get psychiatric help,” she said in an interview. “I want him to admit that he hit me more than once.”
She claims that a Playboy spokesperson has assured her that Marston will soon do exactly that. For his part, the senior Hefner has remained obnoxiously nonchalant about the matter saying only, “If they care about each other, they’ll patch things up.” Really, Hef?
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Hugh Hefner is still defending himself against ex-fiance Crystal Harris‘ comments on The Howard Stern Show in July. Crystal said that she had only had sex with Hef once, that he couldn’t last, and she was turned off by his naked body.
Crystal later apologized, and Hugh is still defensive about her remarks.
Hefner, 85, is elaborating on Harris’ comments, claiming that the couple “had sex once a week” when they were together.
Hugh says that he had sex with Crystal “the first night that we met” and that they also had sex with another woman. “It was such a nice relationship that I kept them both over for a weekend,” he said.
Hef also revealed that Crystal is the one who initiated the idea of marriage. The mogul says that he’s “looking for a partner, a romantic partner.” I’m rooting for ya Hef! You deserve to go out with a bang, pun intended b!tches!
Like all people who are pretty and want to do society a favor by procreating but don’t want to ruin their bodies until they’re old and won’t care anyway, B.C. (Before Crystal) era Hugh Hefner girlfriend Bridget Marquardt had her eggs frozen. She told Star that she was living in the mansion, and was presumably shacking up with Hef at the time.
“I had my eggs harvested a few years ago. I was at the mansion, and I knew that kids were something I would like to have someday. And it didn’t look like there would be kids anytime in my near future. So I did something to insure I have a little more time.”
I would make a joke about Bridget being a tanned and Botox-ed fifty-something-year-old chasing around a baby in a ‘mommy and me’ matching pink velour Juicy suit (sex irrelevant), but I’ll refrain. She was always my favorite out of the Girls Next Door trifecta because she was the nicest and just the type of girl you keep around for sh!ts and giggles. Primarily so you can use her natural–and not silicon so therefore waaay more comfortable!–boobs as a pillow, which is always fun.
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I like to picture the vein in Dr. Phil’s forehead expanding to five times it’s normal size when he heard this news.
Apparently, Hugh Hefner’s gold-digging “runaway bride” and Dr. Phil’s son - best known for being Dr. Phil’s son – are shacking up together. Maybe Jordan McGraw is just trying to help Crystal Harris through a hard time with idiotic psycho-babble he learned from his dad. Or maybe they just sit around talking about how great it is to be young and famous solely through your association with some accomplished old dudes. But more likely, Crystal has just found a new victim to suck dry (pun intended).
Naturally, there have been rumors that Crystal was cheating on Hef with Jordan and that she left her famous fiance for McGraw. But a “friend” close to the pair says it’s more innocent than that. The anonymous source says the two are living together only so that they can work together on Crystal’s debut album. Makes perfect sense, not only do people usually move in together when they’re working on any sort of creative project, but young rich dudes often live with Playboy models without expecting anything to happen sexually. Now I feel like a jerk for being suspicious of these two.
Crystal Harris insulted ex-fiance Hugh Hefner during her appearance on Howard Stern’s talk show earlier this week. Crystal said that Huge only lasted “two seconds” and that she’s not turned on by him.
Now the 40 year-old looking bimbo says that she’s sorry. Crystal isn’t saying that what she said isn’t true, she just claims that she was “scared” and “unprepared.” Classy!
Crystal explained: “The Stern interview scared me, he’s harsh. I was unprepared and blurted out things I shouldn’t have said, I’m sorry.”
Always taking the high road, Hef said:
“[Crystal's remarks] didn’t have much to do with reality. I think Crystal told Howard Stern what he wanted to hear … I don’t blame Howard. Crystal shouldn’t have been booked on the show at this sensitive time.”
It sounds like Hugh is still taking his breakup pretty hard! Damn. You’d think he’d know that the 20-something year old girlfriends he has aren’t madly in love with him. In case you were curious, I know I was, Crystal’s interview went down like this.
Howard: “Did you have an orgasm when Hef f—-d you?”
Crystal: “No!”
Howard: “How long did this horror situation last, the actual sex?”
Crystal: “Like two seconds.”
Howard: “Two seconds and Hef [had an orgasm]?”
Harris: “Ehh, I was over it … I just like, walked away. I’m not turned on by Hef, sorry.”
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Hugh Hefner’s ex-fiancee Crystal Harris claimed earlier this week that part of the reason she bailed on the magazine mogul was because he’s terrible in bed. But there are a lot of loyal women in Hef’s life and they’re stepping up to defend the reputation of the legendary ladies’ man.
“I’ve heard girls say they have a lot of fun in there,” said former Playmate Hiromi Oshima in an interview with People magazine. And she’s not the only one who thinks Crystal is full of it. Dani Mathers, who works at Playboy TV adds, “I think they definitely had sex more than once and it wasn’t two minutes. Hef definitely has a sex life.”
So, there you have it. Two women who get their paychecks signed by Hef and are probably hoping to be included in his will claim that the 85 year-old bazillionaire is a total stud in the sack. Case closed!
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Hugh Hefner was practically left at the altar when Crystal Harris dumped him days before their wedding, but he’s over it. He’s got two honeys on each side of his Depends, who enjoy watching movies and playing games with him, not to mention the other boobtastic ladies that are around.
Even a bad sex bash by Crystal isn’t getting Hef down. Yesterday he Tweeted that he feels “sorry for Crystal. She seems lost.” He also that when he mentioned that he missed a bullet with Crystal, it’s not because he didn’t love her, he realized she didn’t love him.
Hef also said Crystal telling him she adored him was a lie but “I’m happy to be in a better place with new girlfriends Anna Sophia Berglund & Shera Bechard.”
That’s right, don’t let one honey get you down when there’s plenty of other fish in the Grado.. err, I mean, sea.
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