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Nick Lachey Reveals That Joe Simpson Used To Hit On HIm

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Oh sh!t! The Simpson family is not going to be happy about this. Nick Lachey was recently a guest on Watch What Happens Live and during a game of “Plead The Fifth” host Andy Cohen asked, “What is the best thing about no longer having Joe Simpson as a father in law?”

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To which Nick replied, “The best thing about not having Joe Simpson as a father in law is that I don’t have to play grab @ss under the table on Easter Sunday.” Say what?!

Nick and his brother Drew joked that their publicist was probably going to freak out, but apparently from the look on Nick’s face his comment was definitely true. Not to mention, Nick has never trashed Jessica even though she was the one who pursued the divorce, so for him to say something like this now means that it may well be true.

I absolutely cannot wait to see if anyone from the Simpson team responds to this. I mean. everyone know now that Joe is gay, but for him to have hit on his daughter’s husband is out of line and Jessica will definitely stop talking to him if this is true.

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Jessica Simpson Gained “Half” as Much Weight This Pregnancy

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When Jessica Simpson was pregnant with Maxwell Drew, she ate everything in sight, or at least she hinted that she did. She thought all of the weight was going to go to her baby since we all know most women give birth to 50-lb. kids.

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This time around Jessica (and Weight Watchers) is keeping the weight gain in line. The 32 year-old Fashion Star judge says that she had a wonderful baby shower for the upcoming birth of her first son.

“I’m so excited to have a son. He got all these cute vintage cars and I got a lot of little leather jackets I can’t wait to try out! This pregnancy I’m active. I’ve only gained half of what I gained in my first pregnancy.

“I didn’t grow up with a brother and I think the unknown is really exciting. I can’t wait to have that connection with our little man.”

Jess is really lucky that she’s going to have a daughter and a son, and so soon! She’s really good at getting knocked up. She’s said she only wants two children. She’s done already.

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Jessica Simpson’s Baby Boy Will Be Named Ace?

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Jessica Simpson is good at getting pregnant and bad at picking appropriate baby names. The 32 year-old mother is pregnant with her second baby. Jess wants a son and I think she'll have one. Why else would she name a daughter Ace?

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A source tells UsWeekly that Jessica has "told people she's going to name the baby Ace."

When explaining what she would name her daughter Maxwell Drew, before giving birth, Simpson said: "It's nothing shocking and nothing you'll have to add to the dictionary. Still, when people hear it they'll know …why."

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Jessica Simpson Buys $13 Million Home, Puts Baby In A Closet

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Jessica Simpson has announced that her second baby's nursery will be the Osbourne's former walk-in closet. An unnamed source claims that she's already met with designers, which is good news for anyone worried that Simpson would use the closet's leftover paraphernalia to build the baby's mobile.

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The California home was listed at $13 million and it has many more closets available, should Simpson continue to get pregnant. Simpson and her fiance, Eric Johnson, got engaged in November 2010 and have pushed back the wedding twice due to the singer's pregnancies.

It's hard to justify putting your child in a closet when your home is 11,000 square feet, but this isn't the first time the 32-year-old singer has left us baffled and it probably won't be the last.

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Jessica Simpson: NBC Comedy Show Coming Soon

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Jessica Simpson is a former singer turned business woman and reality star. Now she'll be adding comedic actress to her resume. The 32-year-old fertile mertyl is headed to NBC for a scripted comedy inspired by her life.

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Jessica announced: “I often find myself thinking that no one could ever make up the things that actually happen in my life- so between the real life elements and a great team of writers, I think we’ll have people laughing!"

Jess is good at being goofy, and drunk IRL, but count me out.

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Jessica Simpson: Bikini Baby Bump Picture

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Jessica Simpson posted a photo of her daughter Maxwell Drew Johnson sitting next to a "Big Sis" message in the sand, but Jess is really trying to prove that she's expecting.


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Jessica posted the photo above with the caption "Bumpin' and Proud!" Eh… I think it's a bit unnecessary. We get it that she's proud; she has her belly hangin' out over her bikini bottom, she better be proud!  Congrats again to Jess and her kept fiance, Eric Johnson.

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Jessica Simpson’s Monster Boobs Are on Vacation

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God has jokes. Jessica Simpson has enough boobs for five chicks yet many women buy their breasts each year. Check out those melons! Jess Tweeted the photo below with the caption "Fun in the sun." We don't need any sun to have fun with those things. Damn woman!

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Jess finally announced that she's pregnant again, with the help of adorable Maxwell Drew Johnson.

Jessica looks like she's having fun even though she's had to stay away from alcohol with her back to back pregnancies. She loves the sauce. Eric Johnson's fiance looks hawt with no makeup on.

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Maxwell Drew Johnson Helps Confirm Jessica Simpson’s Second Pregnancy

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Jessica Simpson is really good at getting pregnant. The 32 year-old singer meets fashion mogul is pregnant with her second child just months after giving birth to Maxwell Drew Johnson. Jess Tweeted the photo below with the caption: "Merry Christmas from my family to yours!"


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Weeks ago rumors first surfaced that Jessica Simpson is pregnant. Weight Watchers, the company that paid Simpson $4 million to slim down Tweeted: "Congrats to @JessicaSimpson, Eric and big-sister-to-be Maxwell! Your WW family is so thrilled for you. What an amazing year you've had!"

I really don't wanna wait until Jess has a second kid to watch her slim down. Weight Watchers doesn't need to work with celebrities.

Congrats to Jessica, Eric Johnson and Maxwell Drew! Can't wait until Jess's son, fingers crossed, is here.

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Maxwell Drew Johnson: New Photos of Jessica Simpson’s Baby

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Jessica Simpson is reportedly preggers with her second baby. She Tweeted these photos of her daughter Maxwell Drew Johnson and her fiance Eric.

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Jessica said: “I am so grateful for my new lil family!”

Now that Jess is allegedly knocked up, don’t expect her to walk down the aisle any time soon, she has baby weight to lose (again). I think it’s pretty cool that she isn’t wifed up yet. I’d like to think that Jessica doesn’t wanna get hitched just in case she’ll lose some of her fortune. Her dude seriously needs to get a job already.

Maxwell is so cute!

 

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