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Ke$ha Had ‘Eyeball Sex’ With Johnny Depp

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Ke$ha made out with Adam Lambert a few years ago and now she’s claiming that Johnny Depp wanted to f-hk her. Ke$ha tells Metro that she met Depp at a LA Superstorm Sandy benefit concert and they wanted each other.

Ke$ha is hot

“Me and Johnny Depp had eyeball sex at the benefit concert for Superstorm Sandy in Los Angeles. We never really talked – we just had eyeball sex.”

Yes, the only reason why I’m running this story is because Ke$ha said “eyeball sex.” I’m also running it because the party lovin’ blonde continues to objectify men, which makes me adore her.

“If men in music talk about sex, girls, strippers and partying, then why can’t I? … I don’t want a guy talking too much about their damn emotions. I get a little over that. I just want a guy who has a big penis and a car.”

Preach!

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Amber Heard Dumped Johnny Depp?

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Johnny Depp recently separated from his unfortunate-looking girlfriend of 14 years, Vanessa Paradis. Rumor has it, the couple split because Johnny had gotten involved with his Rum Diary co-star, Amber Heard. Now it seems Amber (who was in a long-term relationship with a woman before Depp got her to switch teams) has cut ties with the eccentric actor.

Amber Heard and Johnny Depp Red Carpet

“She really likes Johnny, but she doesn’t like the drama,” a source tells Radar Online. “She isn’t really sure what is going to happen with them, but just wants the attention to cool down before anything progresses.”

It’s hard to imagine anyone dumping Johnny Depp, but it’s even harder to believe that Amber was surprised by the drama. One of the world’s most famous men dumped the mother of his children for a formerly gay actress and people took notice? Who would’ve guessed?!

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Johnny Depp and Amber Heard Are “100 Percent Dating”

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Amber Heard is a lesbian, but she's gone straight for Johnny Depp. John bought Amber a horse so that she could ride with him in New Mexico, Arizona and Colorado where he's filming The Lone Ranger – E! News confirmed the story. Now Us Weekly claims that Amber and Johnny are a couple.

Johnny Depp and Amber Heard

Depp is "smitten by" Amber and they've been hooking up for months. Johnny and Amber didn't begin their f*ckship until the publicity tour for The Rum Diary began last year. A source says “They are 100 percent dating. He treats her really well.”

I don't really care. It's not like these two are going to last or even walk a red carpet together as a couple. They'll split before things get serious.

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Johnny Depp: Vanessa Paradis Split to Cost Him $150 Million

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Despite their 14 years together, Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis never married and their split is said to be “amicable” but that doesn’t mean it won’t cost Captain Jack the wealth of a small nation.

Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis at the Oscars

In the interest of keeping things simple and peaceful, Depp will reportedly cut Paradis a check to the tune of $150 million. Yes, that’s an out-of-court settlement that the actor will make willingly. Who says there are no stand-up guys left in Hollywood?

Depp’s reasons for the massive pay out are simple: he harbors no ill will toward Paradis and he’d like the separation process to go smoothly for the sake of the couple’s two children. With that kind of cash, it’s safe to assume Johnny feels a little guilty about the breakup. Bring on the cheating rumors!

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Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis Split After Months of Breakup Rumors

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Although POTP writer Lil Payne says that Vanessa Paradis is gross, Johnny Depp didn’t think so. They’ve been together for 14 years and have two children together: Lily-Rose, 13, and Jack, 9. But after persistent breakup rumors and a hookup rumor involving an Olsen twin, Johnny’s publicist has finally confirmed that Depp’s relationship with Vanessa is over.

Vanessa Paradis, Johnny Depp

In a statement released to Entertainment Tonight, Johnny’s rep said: “Please respect their privacy and, more importantly, the privacy of their children.”

Well that’s a unique way of telling the public to f*ck off, making it all about “their children.” I like it!

Johnny moved to LA from France and they haven’t appeared on a red carpet together in a year. He met Vanessa at a hotel bar in Paris. Depp recently told French magazine VSD that living in Paris with Vanessa “has given me everything. A marvelous family and also an equilibrium which I missed enormously.”

In 2010, Vanessa gushed, “I could make an endless list of all the things I admire about him.”

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Johnny Depp and Ashley Olsen Hooked Up?

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Apparently, Johnny Depp’s fondness for pale shut-ins goes beyond Edward Scissorhands. Capt. Jack was reportedly seen leaving the Manhattan apartment of Ashley Olsen last month, and according to witnesses, “It didn’t seem like just a visit between friends.”

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Now, it could’ve just been a platonic early morning walk of shame. After all, a 48 year-old married man and a 23 year-old Gollum probably have tons in common and could stay up all night chatting about boys and Hello Kitty and whatnot. However, Johnny’s reps are going to great lengths to cover up the visit, which has led everyone some to conclude that there’s some boots knockin’ going on.

According to In Touch, staff in Ashley’s building report that Johnny was in her apartment for more than 24 hours, and the next morning, “An e-mail went around to the employees saying Johnny Depp was using our building to try to avoid paparazzi.” Uh-huh. Because the perfect way for a married man to avoid paparazzi is to hang out with a single celebrity half his age. Brilliant!

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Vanessa Paradis Thinks Johnny Depp Cheated

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The newest rumor in the Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis Broke Up rumor mill is that Nessa thinks that Johnny cheated on her with Angelina Jolie. Angie and Johnny worked in Venice together on The Tourist.

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Angie is being called “the reason Johnny Depp’s relationship with longtime love Vanessa Paradis is on the rocks.”

Vanessa’s “jealousy and suspicions ended up destroying” the couple.

The Enquirer went on to say that Angelina stole Brad from Jen. A source adds “Angelina drove a wedge between them.” Puhlease.

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Vanessa Paradis Denies Johnny Depp Breakup Rumors

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Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis allegedly broke up two years ago, according to new rumors. Johnny has remained quiet, but Vanessa finally spoke out in a new interview.

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Vanessa was pretty ambiguous about the break up rumors, saying: “Here, this [rumor] could hurt my family. After that … they say that we have 52 houses in France, we separate in winter, we get married every summer. Me, I’m in my 12th pregnancy.”

When asked specifically if the rumors are true, Paradis replied “they are false.”

No one knows which rumor Vanessa was referring to that “could hurt” her family. No one even knows WTF she was talking about, tbh. The only thing I take away from Nessa’s admissions is that she doesn’t really know what to say at this point cause she and Johnny are so comfortable with their estranged relationship.

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