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Elizabeth Diane Carole: Kate Middleton’s Baby Name

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Kate Middleton and Prince William did a great job at picking out their first baby’s name. Unlike Holly Madison, who named her daughter Rainbow, Kate and William picked good sounding names that also serve as a tribute to members of both of their families.

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During one of Kate’s most recent royal appearances, she received a present and said “I’ll give this to my d-”. She slipped. Their will be a new royal heiress this summer! Kim Kardashian also gives birth  this summer.

To find out how The Duke and Duchess put together their baby name, visit The Great Monkey Suit.

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Kate Middleton and Prince William Getting Privacy Upgrades at Anmar Hall Estate

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Kate Middleton and Prince William are looking for more privacy at Anmar Hall. Anmar Hall is a 10-bedroom home that has been in the royal family since 1898. The Duke and Duchess have plans to move the gates farther away from the home to keep a nice distance from the public.

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In addition to the gates being moved, the couple also want to plant new shrubs and trees around the property.

With the recent release of Middleton’s topless photos and the coming of her first child, it’s not surprising that she’s looking for some media privacy.

It does seems like a lot of work just to get some alone time, after all, there’s got to be at least one room in that mansion with no windows. Plus, if the Duchess is anything like Jessica Simpson, that baby will be in a closet for the next six months anyway.

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Kate Middleton Baby Bump Pictures are Finally Here

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Kate Middleton's baby bump was revealed while she was wearing a bikini on vacation recently. Now we're getting a glimpse of the Duchess' pregnant belly thanks to her second public appearance since she announced her pregnancy in December.

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Kate visited Hope House, a facility for women recovering from addiction. Kate was wearing a MaxMara dress.

"It's lovely to be here," she said.

English novelist  Hilary Mantel recently called Prince William's wife a  "shop window mannequin" with a "plastic smile." He describes Middleton as "painfully thin" woman "without quirks, without oddities, without the risk of the emergence of character."

Chief executive of Action on Addiction, Nick Barton said: "I've met her several times and I found her to be engaging. I found her very natural. I found her actually genuinely interested in the subject. You can tell a lot from people's questions and she asks really good questions. They're questions of someone who wants to learn."

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Kate Middleton Bikini Baby Bump Photos Are Here

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Kate Middleton and Prince William are on holiday, or were on holiday, when photos of the Duchess' baby bump were taken. A new round of Kate Middleton bikini photos, bikini top included, have surfaced thanks to Chi magazine.

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This is supposed to be our very first glimpse at a baby bump but I see nothing.

Kate is still small and I don't think she'll allow us to get photos of her bare pregnant belly, especially when these pics came out. They've upset the royal family.

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Kate Middleton Excluded From 100 Powerful UK Women List

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Kate Middleton was left off of BBC Radio 4's list of the top 100 powerful U.K. women of 2013. The pregnant Dutchess of Cambridge was excluded from the list while her grandmother-in-law, Queen Elizabeth II, claimed #1.

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Other notable names on the list include U.K.'s Home Secretary Teresa May, Adele, Stella McCartney and J.K. Rowling.

So what reason did the judging panel give to omit the Duchess? “She's influential, but not powerful.” If they're judging based on “power,” then I guess the sheer size of Adele makes sense, but J.K. Rowling is about as meager as they come.

It's refreshing to see people make the list that have actually earned it, rather than spoon-feeding a top spot to someone who married into her scenario.

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Kate Middleton: Baby Due in July

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Kate Middleton's extreme morning sickness led some people to speculate that the Duchess of Cambridge was pregnant with twins, but Kate recently announced that she is pregnant with one baby.

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Her child is due in July, the same month that Kim Kardashian's baby is due. The Internet's gonna explode when the baby pics. Move over Blue Ivy Carter.

The official statement reads: “Their Royal Highnesses The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are delighted to confirm they are expecting a baby in July." 

Prince William and Kate were hoping to announce that she's pregnant around this time but were first to because of Kim's hospital stay. An insider believes that Kate's baby will arrive "at the very early days of July."

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Kate Middleton Royal Portrait Revealed: She Looks Older

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Kate Middleton arguably looks a bit older than she is in real life, but when artist Paul Emsley made the official royal portrait for the Duchess, he didn't eliminate any wrinkles whatsoever.

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Look at all those bags underneath pregnant Kate Middleton's eyes! And then there's her weak smile Kate's wearing that makes her look constipated/ snobby.

Her left eyebrow should be longer and the artist says that he changed her eye color to go with her blouse. Okaaaaaayyyy. Kate says it's "brilliant" and Prince William also likes it. SMH.

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Duchess Kate Middleton’s Birthday Present: William Wants to Buy a Mansion

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Duchess Kate turns 31 years old on January 9 and Prince William is planning to gift her with something huge. Royal insiders say that William has been house hunting.

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He's "narrowed down the list to a few incredible places in Hampshire and Buckinghamshire around the £5 million mark."

William and Kate don't want their property "to be too close to London as they are already based in Buckingham palace. Wills has gathered together various property details from some high-end retail estates which he will give to her on her birthday."

The perks of being a Duchess.

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Jacintha Saldanha Left 3 Suicide Notes, Hung Herself

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Kate Middleton's mentally disturbed, impulsive nurse is thorough. Jacintha Saldanha left three suicide notes. Two were discovered near her body and another one was left near her belongings. The contents of the notes have not been released to the media.

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Jacintha picked up the phone and transferred a call to Kate's room at the hospital. That's it. The phone call she transferred turned out to be two Australian DJs playing a prank. Humiliated for falling for the joke, Jacintha killed herself.

A married mother of two transfers a call and figures it's best to off herself, leaving her husband and two children behind to miss their mother their entire lives. Makes sense?!

Jacintha was clearly far from being mental stable. She looks miserable in every single photo that has been released. She was a very sad woman. It's tragic that she was too fragile to handle such a harmless joke.

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