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Apparently Kirstie Alley’s lip lock with Maksim Chmerkovisky during Monday nights performance on ‘Dancing with the Stars‘ paid off because she has won enough votes to get her through another week. Kendra Wilkinson probably should have planted her lips on Louis Van Amstel in hopes it would garner extra votes because she was voted off of the show.

Kendra’s quirky sassy self has been entertaining over the last seven weeks, but apparently her charm had run out. Don’t feel too bad for Kendra, even she’s shocked she lasted as long as she did on the show!

“I’ve lasted seven weeks, which is seven weeks longer than I ever thought I would last. I want to thank Louis (Van Amstel) for sticking with me and not fighting me.”

Now that the shows over, Kendra is excited to get back home to her hubby Hank Baskette and their son Hank Jr.

“Baby Hank, I’m coming home for you! I may not be the best dancer, but I am the best mom.”

So when you see men moping around your office today, just give them a little pat on the shoulder and tell ‘em it’s okay. They can catch up with Kendra on the next season of her reality show if they’re that hard up.

Photo: ABC

It’s a good thing she’s got that sex tape to fall back on, because Kendra Wilkinson flat-out sucked on last night’s ‘Dancing With the Stars.’ And I don’t mean ‘sucked’ in the way that she’s famous for. 

Kendra and her partner pulled down the lowest scores of the night. So low, in fact, it might be the professional skank’s last night on the show. “The scores sucked,” the “reality star” admitted. “I had three missteps. It sucks because I didn’t mean to do it. It just happened. But I moved on from it and I finished.” 

Oh, she “didn’t mean to do it.” She probably didn’t mean to film herself having sex 500 times, either, but what’s done is done. Kendra could still avoid elimination if her fans come through in a big way, but I’m guessing Kendra’s fans probably don’t have two free hands to vote with, if ya know what I mean. 

(Photo via WENN)

The cast for the spring 2011 season of Dancing With the Stars was announced last night, and as is usually the case with DWTS, it’s made up of some has-beens, a few reality show fame whores, and one or two z-listers who could only be considered stars by desperate producers who need to round out the cast of their inaccurately-named reality show.

Kirstie Alley and Wendy Williams will be testing the dance floor’s weight limit and America’s tolerance for shrill whining. The Karate Kid himself, Ralph Macchio, was a surprise addition to the cast. At first, I thought, “Good for him,” then I realized he’s 49 and the last time he did anything noteworthy, it had “kid” in the title. Kendra Wilkinson is hoping that learning to dance in front of millions of people will be a walk in the park after years of trying to not kill Hugh Hefner during sex. And Master P’s son, Romeo (formerly kid rapper Lil Romeo), is hoping to follow in his dad’s footsteps by making it past the first round of eliminations. That’s good, because he probably won’t follow in his footsteps by making billions of dollars.

Click the pics below to see the rest of the cast. Don’t worry, we’ve never heard of some of them, either.