Ke$ha stole the show, wearing a dress that reminds us of Gwyneth Paltrow’s pubic hair dress at a movie premiere. Why are these b!tches leaving the panties at home and making sure that we know about it? Ke$ha also appeared fresh faced, wearing extremely light makeup.
Taylor Swift’s legs made another appearance, as did Jennifer Lopez’s cleavage, Miley Cyrus’ red lips and bad hair, along with Nicki Minaj‘s crazy weave. I hate the black roots!
Amber Rose also posed on the red carpet. I love how she’s hiding her post-pregnancy weight gain with a black tent. Seriously. And Selena Gomez still looks like jail bait.
Not that many stars walked the red carpet. No Justin Bieber? WTF.
Ke$ha likes to be photographed naked while getting pleasured or after she’s been jizzed on, but she doesn’t want anyone to see her scandalous photos. Perez Hilton posted intimate pictures of Ke$ha, and her boyfriend dumped her because of it (no word on if her bf was the man in the leaked pix). Naturally the 26-year-old is blaming a blogger instead of herself. Hey Ke$ha, why do you have to document your sexcapades? You should be in porn, not music.
I missed the Tuesday premiere of Ke$ha’s new docuseries on MTV, Ke$ha: My Crazy Beautiful Life, but the singer-songwriter explains why she hates Perez, saying:
“He single-handedly ruined the only relationship that’s ever meant anything to me. My family doesn’t have to deal with this. He stands for everything I hate. Everything I’m against.”
I love Ke$ha, but gurl, put the camera down and stop b!tching!
Ke$ha has always been rough on the eyes but I think she’s been just fooling us. She goes out of her way to look gross, with glitter covering every inch of her body, bright clothes, bad hairstyles and ugly makeup… These days Ke$ha has been going for a more natural look and she looks a thousand times better. She also admitted on Instagram that she’s lost some weight.
The feminist popstar looked pretty awful at the MTV Movie Awards and then she cleaned up for an event just days later. I hope she keeps this whole I-took-a-shower look goin’.
I’m just waiting for Ke$ha to dye her hair darker or make it shorter. I think she could pull off an auburn hue and a shoulder length flat-ironed bob. She’s lookin’ hawt!
Ke$ha made out with Adam Lambert a few years ago and now she’s claiming that Johnny Depp wanted to f-hk her. Ke$ha tells Metro that she met Depp at a LA Superstorm Sandy benefit concert and they wanted each other.
“Me and Johnny Depp had eyeball sex at the benefit concert for Superstorm Sandy in Los Angeles. We never really talked – we just had eyeball sex.”
Yes, the only reason why I’m running this story is because Ke$ha said “eyeball sex.” I’m also running it because the party lovin’ blonde continues to objectify men, which makes me adore her.
“If men in music talk about sex, girls, strippers and partying, then why can’t I? … I don’t want a guy talking too much about their damn emotions. I get a little over that. I just want a guy who has a big penis and a car.”
Ke$ha pees in the middle of the street, tattoos “suck it” on her inner lip and says she wants a guy with a big dick who has change in his pockets. She has a new reality show “My Crazy Beautiful Life” debuting on MTV next month and I had very high hopes for the party girl’s new venture. But after watching this trailer, I feel like Ke$ha’s show will remind me of Katy Perry’s boring “Part Of Me” movie or Beyonce’s redundant HBO doc. There just has to be better footage than this, right? What about Ke$ha drinking her urine? When can we see a clip of that?
Say what? Crazy-@ss Ke$ha, who never fears the spotlight (even if it involves drinking her own urine) is making heads turns once again after an interview with Q Magazine.
“It began as a song about my car, which is a gold Trans Am,” she explained, referencing her new single. “But then like all great pop—” (nope, not a typo — she described her music as great pop) “—it became a metaphor for something else – my p—y.”
Ladies and gentlemen, America’s dumpster princess went on the record confirming her baby-maker is, yes, the real gold Trans Am. Why the comparison, you ask?
“My vagina is in tip-top working order. Valeted and souped-up and working 100 percent of the time.”
Well, we at least give her credit for having the balls courage to always be frank.
I knew that Ke$ha’s My Crazy Beautiful Life MTV reality show was DVR worthy but now I want to watch it live. Ke$ha is known for her fashion, male bashing lyrics and penchant for one night stands but she isn’t known for sounding like a star of TLC’s My Strange Addiction.
Set to premiere in April, My Crazy Life promises to give fans backstage access into Ke$ha’s adventures. Ke$ha says her brother and his best friend followed her around with a camera for the past two-and-a-half years.
“My little brother got all the things you would want to see and all the things you wouldn’t really want
to see – making out with dudes, drinking my own pee, jumping out of a building, jumping out of
aeroplanes, swimming with sharks.”
You knew this show was going to be crazy! Now let’s get to the TMI.”I was told drinking my own pee was good, I was trying to be healthy … Somebody tried to take my pee away from me and I said, ‘That is mine!’ So I snatched it up and took a chug and it was really gross so I don’t do it anymore.”
tKe$ha says that her fans love her but the people that she works with don’t praise her.
“Usually the people around me say, ‘You’re disgusting!’ or, ‘Put your pants on!’ or ‘You’re late!’ Or they say, ‘You smell weird, what’s that smell?’ I smell like a hobo.”
She also spoke to the BBC about her love of glitter.”I have a glitter roadie. His only job is to deal with the glitter and his job is to lather baby oil all over my body. Then I roll around in it and have to sit there until the baby oil dries. When I go to the bathroom you can follow the trail of glitter and tell which stall I peed in. I leave it all over the men I make out with.”
MTV continues to reinvent itself by taking on fresh new reality shows like Catfish. I'm impressed. Ke$ha, the fun-loving, male bashing singer-songwriter who shoots glitter onto her fans, is starring in a new documentary series called Ke$ha: My Crazy Beautiful Life.
Set to premiere in April, the show will follow Ke$ha "as she navigates the drama and madness of both her personal and professional live, traveling the globe and recording her Warrior album. Shot over the course of two years, the show promises to give fans an intimate, no-limits look at her rise to superstardom."
Ke$ha says that her life is "not all glamorous" and she's exposing that. In one clip from the series Ke$ha guzzles water and proclaims to "party for a living."